2. Todd Akin: "I
misspoke when I
said a woman can't
get pregnant from
legitimate rape.
What I meant was I
don't give two shits
if she does."
3. U.S. Budget
Federal Budget
PBS Funding
Mitt Romney: "I'll balance the federal budget and cut
taxes by cutting Big Bird. PBS accounts for
.000000000000001% of our budget!"
4. GOP billionaires
outspent Dems 7-to-1
in Wisconsin, so Walker
had better win. I'd hate
for this election to be
stolen by voters.
7. The Romney campaign app lets you
see what his positions are. And it
refreshes every 5 minutes so you
can see the changes!
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Position Not Found
Tues Nov 6 2012 3:13:30 PM EDT
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www.romneypositiononabortion.com/stance
User Agent = AOL
Error: We donβt know what position you are looking for but
itβs not here!
Please click refresh to try again!
8. On the 5th Day Mitt Rested
First Week in Office:
Day 1: Repeal everything Obama.
Day 2: Invade Iran.
Day 3: Invade Russia.
Day 4: Give haircuts to local high
school students.
9. I feel bad for Tagg Romney. He's such
a loyal son he wants to punch people
every time they call his father a liar.
Must be exhausting.
Percent of People to Punch
60
50
40
30
20 Percent of People to
10 Punch
0
People Tagg People Tagg Undecided
Wants To Punch Doesn't Want Punchees
to Punch
10. "Next up on Fox News:
Are gays or climate
change responsible for
these horrible storms?
We'll ask 3 Bible
experts what they
think."
11. Mitt Romney's Debate Strategy
β’
1. Throw out a few numbers.
2. Say "leadership" in every sentence.
3. Give no detail.
4. Repeat #2.
12. Sure, Paul Ryan pretended to
volunteer at a soup kitchen for
photos, but I think Ayn Rand
Deficit Reduction Plan
would be proud he didn't
actually help the poor.
Cut Taxes
For the
Rich
That awkward moment when
Mitt Romney says his tax plan Cut
Support
won't cut taxes for the rich or for the
cost $5 trillion and his web site Poor
says the opposite.
13. Mitt Romney is right. Government
doesn't create jobs. Except for
teachers, soldiers, firemen, policemen,
park rangers--
14. Fox News headline: "Bill Clinton bores
country for 45 minutes with fact-
checking and arithmetic"
15. Weather models were accurate about Sandy. It's
good to see climate scientists do some good instead
of making up stuff about global warming.
16. That awkward moment when Scott Walker is trying to
rid Wisconsin of unions and then watches replacement
refs ruin a Green Bay Packers game.
17. That awkward moment when Mitt
Romney says airplane windows should
roll down and none of his base thinks
there's anything wrong with that.
18. GOP unveiled a
new Voter ID law
that requires
voters show any of
these forms of ID:
state photo
ID, NRA
Vote More Chikin! membership, or
Chick-fil-A receipt.
19. That awkward moment when
a guy who made hundreds of
millions laying people off
realizes all those fired workers
are voters.
20. Please Vote!
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