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The Pain of Giving Birth to an
      “Mpesa Agency”

      Scream   no More!!!
In the beginning there was, ………
Then
       Said
        “Let There Be Mpesa
       To set my beloved
        people of Kenya Free”

and




         was
In those days……       To become an   Mpesa Agent

           You Needed




                                                    Business Plan and Strategy
          CR 12
                  Pin and Vat
                                A computer
  And

                                        Permanent
  Police Good Conduct Certificate       Stone
                                        Premises
And …             And …          And….
                          It    WAS PAINFULL.
So
                       In her   Wisdom
                       decided   no   , this cannot continue

 and so created
                   Mpesa   Aggregators
These were to be Mpesa Shepherds:
                                They were to ease the pain of
  But ALAS it was not to BE     giving birth to an Mpesa agency
                                  By shielding the Safaricom
      The Horrors
       Instead                    Beloved people

      Increased                   From the horrors of bureaucracy
Bureaucracy JOINED hands with GREED


            On One Hand Mpesa agents were somewhat Shielded
            and on the Other Hand Cruelly Mistreated

Payment of KShs.50,000 to get an Mpesa agency become NORMAL
     Aggregators set the minimum float at between 50k and 150,000

Instead of Managing your own till account
somebody else was doing it-The Aggregator!!!

               Instead of your trading profit coming directly to you
               They went through somebody else -The Aggregator!!!.

Agents trading profits were delayed, yes by the Aggregator!!!
Cry    no More!!!
For out of the wilderness a cry is heard

My People are Perishing              and a shepherd to guide them
for wont of Knowledge                      The cry is picked by the least of the least

                                      The Stone that the builders
                                      REFUSED
                                       Cry no more
                                       For behold a
                                        SAVIOUR is at HAND
                                                     Yankees Limited
Dignity and Freedom
With
                                  You get and Manage your own Account.

                                     Safaricom Puts your Profits
                                    Directly into Your account.

                                Start with the Amount of Float You Wish.
                                     At least Brand Your Shop Nicely




                                                                            Over 85% Discount!!!
                                     It is a Beautiful Business.
                                       Requirements
  Your Full Names ,Mobile Number , ID number, Email Address,
  Proposed Premises & Application Processing Fee of 20,000
  To Start Processing Application.

                      Life Time Guarantee
        Yankees Limited will process and reprocess your application until
        a location of your choice is approved.
Yankees Limited -The Good Mpesa Shepherd

            THE END

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Mpesa agency scream no more

  • 1. The Pain of Giving Birth to an “Mpesa Agency” Scream no More!!!
  • 2. In the beginning there was, ………
  • 3. Then Said “Let There Be Mpesa To set my beloved people of Kenya Free” and was
  • 4. In those days…… To become an Mpesa Agent You Needed Business Plan and Strategy CR 12 Pin and Vat A computer And Permanent Police Good Conduct Certificate Stone Premises And … And … And…. It WAS PAINFULL.
  • 5. So In her Wisdom decided no , this cannot continue and so created Mpesa Aggregators These were to be Mpesa Shepherds: They were to ease the pain of But ALAS it was not to BE giving birth to an Mpesa agency By shielding the Safaricom The Horrors Instead Beloved people Increased From the horrors of bureaucracy
  • 6. Bureaucracy JOINED hands with GREED On One Hand Mpesa agents were somewhat Shielded and on the Other Hand Cruelly Mistreated Payment of KShs.50,000 to get an Mpesa agency become NORMAL Aggregators set the minimum float at between 50k and 150,000 Instead of Managing your own till account somebody else was doing it-The Aggregator!!! Instead of your trading profit coming directly to you They went through somebody else -The Aggregator!!!. Agents trading profits were delayed, yes by the Aggregator!!!
  • 7. Cry no More!!! For out of the wilderness a cry is heard My People are Perishing and a shepherd to guide them for wont of Knowledge The cry is picked by the least of the least The Stone that the builders REFUSED Cry no more For behold a SAVIOUR is at HAND Yankees Limited
  • 9. With  You get and Manage your own Account.  Safaricom Puts your Profits Directly into Your account.  Start with the Amount of Float You Wish. At least Brand Your Shop Nicely Over 85% Discount!!! It is a Beautiful Business. Requirements Your Full Names ,Mobile Number , ID number, Email Address, Proposed Premises & Application Processing Fee of 20,000 To Start Processing Application. Life Time Guarantee Yankees Limited will process and reprocess your application until a location of your choice is approved.
  • 10. Yankees Limited -The Good Mpesa Shepherd THE END