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DON’T BE AN
ASSHOLE
NOBODY
LIKES
ASSHOLES
4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED
SAID THEY DON’T LIKE ASSHOLES.
4 People 1 Asshole
Hotdogs are way better than assholes.
BE A HOTDOG.
Remember: It’s not a contest.
IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING
AN ASSHOLE
#1
Asshole
Here are some things to avoid if you really
don’t want to be an asshole.
WE’VE DONE SOME RESEARCH
Totally means you’re an asshole.
PITCHFORKING KITTIES
We covered this
but just to be
clear…
Your own business should keep you busy
‘til the cows come home.
KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S
BUSINESS.
Bingo! That means you’re an asshole.
DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOW
SPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?
It’s quite likely that you are an asshole.
ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?
Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole.
YES.
YOU DON’T
HAVE TO BE
AN ASSHOLE.
BE KIND.
BE SWEET.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:
or if my presentation offended you
I’m really sorry, but…
IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS
ASSHOLE.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN
And honestly, I hope I didn’t offend you.
Sometimes I can be such an asshole.
THANKS FOR WATCHING

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