DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE NOBODY
LIKES ASSHOLES

4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE
SURVEYED SAID THEY DON’T LIKE ASSHOLES. 4 People 1 Asshole

Hotdogs are way better than
assholes. BE A HOTDOG.

Remember: It’s not a contest.
IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING AN ASSHOLE #1 Asshole

Here are some things to
avoid if you really don’t want to be an asshole. WE’VE DONE SOME RESEARCH

Totally means you’re an asshole.
PITCHFORKING KITTIES We covered this but just to be clear…

Your own business should keep
you busy ‘til the cows come home. KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS.

Bingo! That means you’re an
asshole. DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOW SPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?

It’s quite likely that you
are an asshole. ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?

Jack-Ass is the same as
Asshole. YES.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE
AN ASSHOLE. BE KIND. BE SWEET. THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:

or if my presentation offended
you I’m really sorry, but… IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS

ASSHOLE. YOU JUST MIGHT BE
AN

And honestly, I hope I
didn’t offend you. Sometimes I can be such an asshole. THANKS FOR WATCHING