This document describes an imaginary creature with frightening abilities such as killing infidels, absorbing souls into its body to increase its power, firing lasers from its face and nukes from its eye. It uses deception, fear, and entertainment to lure and ultimately harvest the souls of its victims.
1. Kill infidels
Nightmare fuel
Become the grim reaper
Feeds off children’s tears
Absorb souls into hotdog, use souls
to increase its power level
Fire huge laser out face on stomach
Use’s arms and legs as drills
Has the ability to mind crush by
staring deep into a person’s soul.
Pink and looks like a bear to fool
infidels into false security
Radiates pure Kawaii, Kawaii level is
so strong it can cause death
Has one eye to improve fear factor,
plus uses eye to fire nuclear WMDS.
Wiggles its eye brow to make
infidels laugh until it harvests
their soul
Has a tail to charge its Kawaii, also it
uses its tail to entertain infidels until
it harvests their soul