Bring on an eclectic hitwoman, an amiable Duke, an icy Duchess, a lot of sharp swords, a crazed ex-Duchess, a computer hacker and a dog named Rhett, and you’ve got a recipe for an action-packed, hilarious novel about the perils and promises of commitment.

2. SHANE AND THE HITWOMAN
No one warned Shane or Agnes that it was
going to be a red wedding. It’s eight
months after the first, bloody, wedding at
Two Rivers and things have calmed down and
seven weddings have been hosted without a
problem. But no longer.

3. SHANE AND THE HITWOMAN
Bring on an eclectic hitwoman, an amiable
Duke, an icy Duchess, a lot of sharp
swords, a crazed ex-Duchess, a computer
hacker and a dog named Rhett, and you’ve
got a recipe for an action-packed,
hilarious novel about the perils and
promises of commitment.

4. Shane has no idea as he’s hidden on a
snowy hillside with his sniper rifle on a
job for the Organization, how the mission
connects to a pending wedding. The
operation goes to hell and he’s rescued by
his back-up; a younger, diminutive
operative named Phoebe, who is armed with
a short, but very sharp sword and an even
sharper tongue.

5. A ‘small, intimate wedding’ is what was
promised. But too late he learns that it
involves fate of a small, but powerful European
kingdom. At stake? Not just Shane’s life and Two
Rivers, but his future with Agnes and the
Organization. For Phoebe, an up and comer in the
Organization, it’s her chance to show what’s she
capable of. But standing in the way is the
crazed ex-wife of the Duke, a mountain of a man
armed with a very big sword, and a traitor
within the ranks of the Organization itself.

6. SHANE AND THE HITWOMAN
Who will be left standing and what will
their future look like?

8. Take one food writer named Cranky
Agnes, add a hitman named Shane,
mix them together with a Southern
mob wedding, a missing necklace,
two annoyed flamingos, and a dog
named Rhett and you've got a
recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel
about the disastrous side of true
love…

9. “Agnes and the Hitman is fabulous fun.”
—Booklist (Starred review)
“A comic caper and raucous
romance...laugh-out-loud funny...a fun
ride.”—Kirkus Reviews
“Wickedly funny.”—Cincinnati Enquirer
“A bubbly novel with amusing banter
and…moments of poignancy.”—
Publishers Weekly

10. Coming 16 November by Bob Mayer.
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11. www.bobmayer.com
About the author: Bob Mayer up in the Bronx, New York
City; graduated West Point, served in the Infantry
including leading a recon platoon in the First Cav
Division, and then Special Forces (Green Berets),
commanding an A-Team and other assignments. After
leaving active duty he studied martial arts in the Orient
and was brought back for numerous ADSW (Active Duty
Special Work) tours in Special Operations.
He’s lived on an island off the east coast, an island off
the west coast, in the Rocky Mountains, the hill country of
Texas, the forests of New England, the Appalachians and
other places.
They haven’t caught up to him yet.
He is the New York Times bestselling author of over 80
books.