2. EXT.DRIVEWAY.DAY
A very family looking detached house rests serenely within
the trees on an autumn day. An ever so slight grunt & moan
can be heard.
INT.HOUSE. DAY
Montage of Harry around the house involving various
activities to create the impression that he is extremely
bored.
INT.HALLWAY. DAY
The backsides of a man in a suit with a woman in a floral
skirt can be seen. Harry, a rather sweet looking 12 year old
staring up lovingly, is nestled in between. The backsides
dwarf Harry.
MUM
Darling, we’ve ordered you
margarita because you know the
effect quattro formagio has on your
tummy.
Harry takes a long blink with a face of pure disappointment
DAD
Here’s £20
Harry takes the £20 note
We’ll be back by 10
MUM
Are you going to be a good boy?
Harry does not respond
DAD
He’s always a good boy
Dad ruffles Harry’s hair with the palm of his hand
MUM
Aren’t you a good little boy Harry
Mum grabs Harry’s cheek
HARRY
Yes.
3. 2.
EXT. FRONT DRIVE. DAY
Harry waves his parents goodbye as their car leaves the
drive before checking that nobody is watching him as he
closes the door behind him cautiously.
INT.KITCHEN.DAY
Harry picks up the leaflet from the pizza company and
changes his order to a quatto formagio, against his mothers
wishes. He walks towards the house phone, types in the phone
number of the company before he pulls the hood of his hoodie
up over his head and has his hand over his mouth in a
suspicious posture/pose.
PIZZA COMPANY
Hello, Pizza-4-You, how may I help
you?
HARRY
(mock female voice)
Hello? Hello? I’m Mrs Blake, I
ordered a margarita several moments
ago for delivery... I would infact
like to change that to a Quattro
Formagio...., same address, Thanks.
Bye.
Harry hangs up the phone.
EXT. FRONT DRIVE. DAY
The Pizza delivery man arrives and his smoking outside the
house whilst scanning the house up and down.
INT. FRONT HALL/FRONT DOOR. DAY
Harry opens the front door to the pizza delivery man, the
pizza delivery man is a tall fair skin, young twenty year
old dressed in blue motorcycle overall.
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
(Smirks) Where’s ya parents
kiddo?
HARRY
They’re out; and I’ve got the whole
house to myself.
Harry cross his arms and smirks back at the delivery man
(CONTINUED)
4. CONTINUED: 3.
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
*chuckles* Alright then mate
Pizza delivery man takes a step towards Harry before peering
into the house, before crouching down to Harry’s hight.
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
That’ll be £11.99.
Harry immediately snatches the pizza box out of his hands
and slams the door on him. He then slides the pizza box
towards the stairs, before getting his rucksack which is
hidden behind the saucepans in the kitchen. The rucksack is
then opened and pulls out DJ decks and some wires before
connecting the wires to the door handle. The pizza delivery
man is furiously banging on the door handle, he then becomes
electrocuted.
EXT. FRONT DRIVE. DAY
After being electrocuted, the pizza delivery man furiously
stands up and looks around the house for an entrance point.
He eventually notices the side gate and heads towards there.
EXT. SIDE GATE/SIDE GARDEN. DAY
Pizza Delivery Man is trying to climb over the side gate,
however Harry is already waiting for him on the other side
and has poured some marbles on the floor. Eventually, the
pizza delivery man climbs over the fence and falls flat on
his face, after standing up and having a stand off with
Harry, he looks to chase him, until he slips up on the
marbles and smacks his face.
Harry is waiting around the corner with a roll of cling film
which he has layered across the wall for the pizza delivery
man to walk into. One the pizza delivery man is now standing
up again and looks to chase Harry, around the corner, he
runs into the cling film and chokes himself as he cannot
breathe. Harry has run off and is now inside, eventually the
PDM rips the cling film off his face and realize that he has
had enough, he turns around and goes into the garage. In the
garage he picks up a large gardening tool/weapon and follows
Harry inside.
5. 4.
INT. KITCHEN. DAY
PDM is now inside and is calling for Harry to come out
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
Come out, come out wherever you
are!
After no reply the Pizza delivery man leaves the kitchen and
walks up stairs
INT. STAIRCASE. DAY
Pizza delivery man walks upstairs
INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY. DAY
Pizza delivery man walks into various rooms upstairs looking
for Harry, once he has checked all the rooms he ends up at
the last door, Harry’s bedroom.
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
Hahaha, I’ve got you now!
Pizza delivery man then lifts his weapon as though he’s
about to attack Harry before Harry suddenly drops to the
floor and pulls an epi pen out of his pocket and stabs the
pizza delivery man in his testicals. The pizza delivery man
becomes dazed and Harry pushes him to the floor.
EXT. FRONT DRIVE. EVENING
The parents car pulls up in the driveway. Both parents get
out the house and walk towards the front door.
INT. FRONT HALL/FRONT DOOR. EVENING
Harry opens the front door for them with a gleaming smile on
his face before he faces the camera with a cheeky smile and
slowly walking towards the camera.
INT. BASEMENT. EVENING
The tied up pizza delivery man is in the basement with a
cloth in his mouth and hands tied up behind his back, we can
still hear muted screams before the camera pans across and
we can see 7 tied up pizza delivery men.
