2. EXT.DRIVEWAY.DAY
A very family looking detached house rests serenely within
the trees on an autumn day. An ever so slight grunt & moan
can be heard.
INT.HALLWAY. DAY
The backsides of a man in a suit with a woman in a floral
skirt can be seen. Harry, a rather sweet looking 12 year old
staring up lovingly, is nestled in between. The backsides
dwarf Harry.
MUM
Darling, we’ve ordered you
margarita because you know the
effect quattro formagio has on your
tummy.
Harry takes a long blink with a face of pure disappointment
DAD
Here’s £20
Harry takes the £20 note
We’ll be back by 10
MUM
Are you going to be a good boy?
Harry does not respond
DAD
He’s always a good boy
Dad ruffles Harry’s hair with the palm of his hand
MUM
Aren’t you a good little boy Harry
Mum grabs Harry’s cheek
HARRY
Yes.
Harry smirks at the camera before going into his cupboard
and pulling out a rucksack; he then leans over the desk in
his bedroom to look outside the window and below onto the
driveway were he can see his parents car drive off down the
road.
3. 2.
INT.KITCHEN.DAY
Harry places his rucksack next to the front door and picks
up the pizza leaflet on the side counter in the kitchen
after and walks towards the house phone. He types in the
phone number of the company before he pulls the hood of his
hoodie up over his head and has his hand over his mouth in a
suspicious posture/pose.
PIZZA COMPANY
Hello, Pizza-4-You, how may I help
you?
HARRY
(mock female voice)
Hello? Hello? I’m Mrs Blake, I
ordered a margarita several moments
ago for delivery... I would infact
like to change that to a Quattro
Formagio...., same address, Thanks.
Bye.
Harry hangs up the phone and next to the phone there is a
speaker system which he turns the volume up on.
RADIO
Good afternoon, dangerous pizza
delivery drivers.....
Harry changes radio station to a happy upbeat music before
dancing and miming the song lyrics around his kitchen, with
the house phone being used as a microphone.
INT. TV ROOM. DAY
Harry is sitting comfortably in his TV Room playing Grand
Theft Auto on his PlayStation. By this stage all other
music/sound effects are off other than the sound of buttons
being pressed from the remote controller and the sounds of
the game in general.
HARRY
Come on then! Bring it on! Well
hello you, how would you like to be
killed? With my shotgun? My pistol?
Or my bare fists? The shotgun? Good
idea.
A loud bullet sound can be heard from the game before police
sirens are heard. The door bell is rung. Harry immediately
pauses his game where the whole film suddenly goes quiet
until we hear a subtle heart-beat. The doorbell is rung
4. 3.
again. Harry sprints out of the TV Room and heads towards
the front door.
INT. FRONT HALL/FRONT DOOR. DAY
Harry opens the front door to the pizza delivery man, the
pizza delivery man is a tall fair skin, young twenty year
old dressed in blue motorcycle overall.
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
(Smirks) Where’s ya parents
kiddo?
HARRY
They’re out; and I’ve got the whole
house to myself.
Harry cross his arms and smirks back at the delivery man
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
*chuckles* Alright then mate
Pizza delivery man takes a step towards Harry and is nearly
in the house before crouching down to Harry’s hight.
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
That’ll be £11.99.
Harry immediately snatches the pizza box out of his hands
and slams the door on him. He then places the pizza box next
to the rucksack. The rucksack is then opened and pulls out
DJ decks and some wires before connecting the wires to the
door handle. The pizza delivery man is furiously banging on
the door handle, he then becomes electrocuted. Harry then
pulls out a cotton bag from the rucksack, tied together with
string before opening it and pouring the marbles onto the
floor. He then removes the wires from the door, which he
then opens before rushing towards the kitchen shouting...
HARRY
Bet ya can’t catch me
As the pizza delivery man enters the house he attempts to
run after Harry, before slipping over on the marbles and
falling flat on his back. Harry then runs towards the
delivery man and jumps on top of him.
5. 4.
EXT. FRONT DRIVE. EVENING
The parents car pulls up in the driveway. Both parents get
out the house and walk towards the front door.
INT. FRONT HALL/FRONT DOOR. EVENING
Harry opens the front door for them with a gleaming smile on
his face before getting a kiss hello as they hand him a gift
and walk upstairs. Harry then turns and faces the camera
with a cheeky smile before slowly walking towards the
camera.
INT. BASEMENT. EVENING
The tied up pizza delivery man is in the basement with a
cloth in his mouth and hands tied up behind his back, we can
still hear muted screams before the camera pans across and
we can see 7 tied up pizza delivery men.
CUE CREDITS. THE END.
