2. Gay Marriage Goes Legal, Texas Sues for Divorce
Gay marriage is now legal nationwide, but Texas is suing for divorce, after sodomizing Mexico
for years.
Conservative chefs are outraged, they don’t want to be forced to bake cakes for gay weddings.
These are guys who play with cream all day and whisk egg whites till they’re stiff.
Now same-sex couples can lead normal lives like other married people… and grow… bored…
together. Kind of takes the gay right out of gay.
Make Love Not War, Sharia Style
It looks like we’ve finally got a nuclear deal with Iran. They agree to not make a bomb and we
agree to marry multiple wives under Sharia law.
Republicans, who were taking steps to impeach Obama, have changed their minds and
subscribed to Baghdad Bride Magazine.
Hillary Beats Off Republicans
And Republican presidential hopefuls are sticking it up the middle class, or is it sticking up for
the middle class? Either way it hurts. So I’m counting on Hillary to beat off that stick.
Jenner Finds His Inner Caitlin
Meanwhile Olympic titan Bruce Jenner is a woman now. More power to her, or less, we’ll have
to see how she does in the pole vault.
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