Apocalypse

1. The Iron
Apocalypse
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2. Welcome back to the Iron Apocalypse, where the Irons family is slowly working toward ending the
apocalypse.
Paul: Fooooooooood….
Obviously Culinary isn’t one of the first careers that will be taken care of.

3. Nor is Medicine.
Paul: Really? Education was more important.
You’ll understand once Adventure is unlocked.

4. Paul: He says I’ll understand when Adventure is unlocked. No pressure.

5. Sometimes I miss the days when the Apocalypse challenge was pre-Pets.

6. But then I remember car restrictions and I change my mind.
Andrea: This is inhumane.
Welcome to the apocalypse, baby!
Andrea: I meant because the car isn’t pink.

7. Between shifts, Andrea gave birth to the first baby of the apocalypse: Cassandra Irons. Cassandra is a Libra
(2/9/3/9/6).
She’s named after no one in particular except everyone I can think of named Cassandra.

8. She’ll also be slumming it in the bathroom during her infancy and toddlerhood.
Paul: Where’d your mom go?

9. Fridge: Now dispensing 1 bottle.
Paul: Can you dispense fresh food so I don’t poison myself?
Fridge: Negative.

10. Another promotion for my favourite adventurer.
Andrea: All I care about is the money.

11. Andrea: Promise mommy that you’ll pursue a decent career like Culinary.

12. Paul: Jeez, what is that? Is that a townie?
I guess she’s one of the ones that we just generated. Certainly not one of the three I made in CAS for fun.
Paul: She’s hideous.

13. I finally figured out why Andrea couldn’t work out properly- her needs were too low.
Andrea: You could always switch this to a Legacy, you know?

14. Nah… this is more fun.
Babies get to sleep in the bathroom.

15. Andrea: He better finish this challenge. Unlike those Build a City’s he keeps forgetting about.

16. On Tuesday, I directed Andrea to call up some of her friends to make them best friends (and later BFFs).
Also, sidenote, as far as Life of Crime goes, I’m deducting 1000 simoleons per week I am in the challenge.

17. Cassandra grows up into the most basic apocalypse hair ever. You know the one that reminds us all of
Angela Pleasant.

18. Since it’s still Tuesday, I have Paul quit his job since Andrea has no time off.

19. Paul: I get to be on full-time dad duty. How does that sound?
Cassandra: *cries*

20. Maybe Andrea will actually fulfill her lifetime want.

21. Andrea: I probably do some parenting right now?

22. Cassandra: Bunny head, you are my best friend.
Andrea: But who’s your best friend forever?

23. Life in an apocalypse household: pure chaos.

24. Paul: Somehow this is worse with more sims.
Don’t worry- soon you’ll be senile and won’t remember a damn thing.

25. I finally finish the third floor of the house which will function as Cassandra’s room when she’s older.

26. Which is hopefully soon seeing as I have her in platinum aspiration status.

27. Let’s not screw this up, now.

28. Cassandra: Don’tstareatit.
Cassandra becomes a child!

29. Cassandra: I wish this were alcoholic.
You’re about to get into a whole world of trauma, kid.

30. Welp, Andrea made it to the top of the Adventure career.

31. That means career rewards can officially be used. I also get to have one aspiration reward unlocked and I
choose the energizer.

32. Paul: Do not break the sink. I’m not always going to be able to fix it.
Cassandra: Stop yelling at me! I just wanted to wash my hands.

33. Cassandra: Stupid family. Making me read a book on the body skill.

34. *lullaby plays*
I swear to god, you two are going to be the death of me. Paul only has a few days until elderhood and
Andrea is about 12 days away.

35. Better gain all those skills now, kid, cause soon you’ll be my only fully functional playable.
Cassandra: Crap.

36. Well, that’s it for this update. Three restrictions are lifted so far… a lot more to go.