1. I Already Know!
Telling me something I already know is:
like telling the glimmering sun to burn in the sky,
It's like telling a builder how to hammer a nail in to a wall,
It's like telling Peter Jackson how to film a movie,
It's like teaching a teacher to memorize the alphabet,
Telling a storm cloud how to rain,
Teaching a fish to swim in the glorious ocean,
Telling a delicate diamond to sparkle,
Teaching a ball to bounce up and down,
Like teaching a slimy frog how to catch a fly,
Like teaching a bee how to make sweet, sweet honey,
Like telling an astronaut which way the moon is,
Like telling Shakespeare how to write a sonnets,
Like telling the Queen how to run a country,
Like telling the ocean how to make waves,
Like telling a pig how to play in the mud,
Like teaching a seagull to fly up through the cool briny sea air,
It's like telling me that you love One Direction!
By Georgina Tofilau