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ERROR #1: “UN CAFÉ DE MOCHA”
“A MOCHA COFFEE” IS WHAT I
WANTED TO SAY
• BUT I SAID “DAME UN CAFÉ DE MOCO”.
•THIS SENTENCE CAUSED A FEW GIGGLES. WHY?
•THE WORD, “MOCO” MEANS “SNOT” OR
“MUCOUS”!
ERROR #2:“SU PERRO JUELLE RICO”
THE WORD “PERRO” MEANS
DOG AND I WANTED TO SAY,
“YOUR DOG SMELLS GOOD.”
(THE DOG HAD JUST COME
FROM THE GROOMERS.)
BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE I SAID “PEDO”
SEE, I AM NOT VERY GOOD AT ROLLING MY R’S..
SO IT CAME OUT SOUNDING LIKE “SU PEDO JUELLE RICO,”
WHICH CAUSED EVERYONE TO LAUGH.
WHY? BECAUSE PEDO MEANS “FART”.
YEP, I HAD ACTUALLY SAID: “YOUR FART SMELLS GOOD!”
ERROR #3: “TIENE SOPA?”
I WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND I WANTED TO WASH MY
HANDS, BUT WE WERE OUT OF SOAP. SO I ASKED MY
SPANISH-SPEAKING MOTHER-IN-LAW
“DO YOU HAVE SOAP?”
IT TOOK HER FOREVER TO RETURN!
•WHEN SHE FINALLY CAME BACK, SHE BROUGHT
ME A MICRO-WAVED BOWL OF SOUP.
•WHY? (GULP) BECAUSE “SOPA” MEANS “SOUP.”
•SOAP TO WASH YOUR HANDS = “JABON”
ERROR #4: ESTOY MUY EXITADA!
I SAID“YO ESTOY MUY
EXITADA SER AQUI.” IN
ENGLISH: “I’M REALLY
EXCITED TO BE HERE!”
UNFORTUNATELY! I SHOULD HAVE SAID
“YO ESTOY MUY EMOCIONADO SER AQUI”
WHY? BECAUSE “ESTOY MUY EXITADA”
TRANSLATES TO ... READY?
“I’M VERY HORNY BEING HERE!”
DEFINITELY NOT GOOD.
ERROR #5 “VAMOS A LA CASA”
•I WANTED TO SHOW AN
ATTRACTIVE HEAVY-SET
WOMAN A HOUSE, SO I SAID
TO HER, “VAMOS A LA CASA”
WHICH MEANS, “LET’S GO TO
THE HOUSE,”RIGHT?
EXCEPT THAT I SAID CAMA NOT CASA
•“VAMOS A LA CAMA” MEANS “LET’S GO TO BED”.
•AND I SAID IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY WIFE TOO!
•THE WOMAN LAUGHED IT OFF, WITH , “SI, SI,
VAMOS A LA CAMA.”
•I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LIVED THAT ONE DOWN!
ERROR #6: THE WORD “LA BALLENA”
•THE WORD “LA BALLENA” IN
SPANISH MEANS “WHALE”.
SO “LA BALLENA GRANDOTE”
= HUGE WHALE.
TWO L’S IN A WORD = A JAY SOUND
•IN PLACES LIKE ARGENTINA AND SPAIN, THE
DOUBLE L SOUNDS MORE LIKE A “JAY” SOUND.
•SOMETIMES I DO THIS THINKING I SOUND COOL
•SO I SAID “LA BAJAYNA GRANDOTE”. SAY IT NOW!
•WHEN I SAID IT, SOMEONE BURST OUT LAUGHING!
THEY THOUGHT I SAID, “THE ENORMOUS VAGINA.”
ERROR #7 THE WORD “GANGAS”
•THE NEIGHBORHOOD
LOOKED SHADY SO I
SAID “HAY GANGAS
AQUI?” ARE THERE
GANGS AROUND
HERE?
GANGAS ACTUALLY MEANS COUPONS
•OR “BARGAINS”
•NOT REALLY APPROPRIATE WHEN YOU’RE IN
A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD UNLESS MAYBE
YOU’RE SEARCHING FOR A DISCOUNT ON
SOME DRUGS OR GUNS?!
•THE WORD “BANDA” MEANS “GANG” AND
“GANGAS” MEANS COUPONS.
CHICKEN AND KITCHEN
• ACTUALLY THIS ONE IS A SWITCH-UP FOR MY
SPANISH SPEAKING FRIENDS. THEY GET CONFUSED
WITH THESE TWO WORDS. FOR EXAMPLE, MY FRIEND
SAID TO ME IN ENGLISH, “HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
MY BIG CHICKEN?” I SAID “SURE.”
WHERE’S THE DAMN CHICKEN?
• AND HE BROUGHT ME TO HIS
BIG, MODERN KITCHEN.
• “WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?”
HE ASKED.
• I SAID, “IT’S NICE BUT..
THAT’S IT FOR NOW
•HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!
•SHARE THE GIANT VAGINAS AND CHICKENS WITH
YOUR FRIENDS AND HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!
•FOR MORE FUN STORIES, CHECK OUT
•WWW.SELLINGOUTSIDETHESQUARE.COM
THE END
• SHAMELESS PLUG #2:
• CLICK HERE: WWW.SELLINGOUTSIDETHESQUARE.COM

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Seven funny things i’ve said in spanish

  • 2. ERROR #1: “UN CAFÉ DE MOCHA”
  • 3. “A MOCHA COFFEE” IS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY • BUT I SAID “DAME UN CAFÉ DE MOCO”. •THIS SENTENCE CAUSED A FEW GIGGLES. WHY? •THE WORD, “MOCO” MEANS “SNOT” OR “MUCOUS”!
  • 4. ERROR #2:“SU PERRO JUELLE RICO” THE WORD “PERRO” MEANS DOG AND I WANTED TO SAY, “YOUR DOG SMELLS GOOD.” (THE DOG HAD JUST COME FROM THE GROOMERS.)
  • 5. BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE I SAID “PEDO” SEE, I AM NOT VERY GOOD AT ROLLING MY R’S.. SO IT CAME OUT SOUNDING LIKE “SU PEDO JUELLE RICO,” WHICH CAUSED EVERYONE TO LAUGH. WHY? BECAUSE PEDO MEANS “FART”. YEP, I HAD ACTUALLY SAID: “YOUR FART SMELLS GOOD!”
  • 6. ERROR #3: “TIENE SOPA?” I WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND I WANTED TO WASH MY HANDS, BUT WE WERE OUT OF SOAP. SO I ASKED MY SPANISH-SPEAKING MOTHER-IN-LAW “DO YOU HAVE SOAP?”
  • 7. IT TOOK HER FOREVER TO RETURN! •WHEN SHE FINALLY CAME BACK, SHE BROUGHT ME A MICRO-WAVED BOWL OF SOUP. •WHY? (GULP) BECAUSE “SOPA” MEANS “SOUP.” •SOAP TO WASH YOUR HANDS = “JABON”
  • 8. ERROR #4: ESTOY MUY EXITADA! I SAID“YO ESTOY MUY EXITADA SER AQUI.” IN ENGLISH: “I’M REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE!”
  • 9. UNFORTUNATELY! I SHOULD HAVE SAID “YO ESTOY MUY EMOCIONADO SER AQUI” WHY? BECAUSE “ESTOY MUY EXITADA” TRANSLATES TO ... READY? “I’M VERY HORNY BEING HERE!” DEFINITELY NOT GOOD.
  • 10. ERROR #5 “VAMOS A LA CASA” •I WANTED TO SHOW AN ATTRACTIVE HEAVY-SET WOMAN A HOUSE, SO I SAID TO HER, “VAMOS A LA CASA” WHICH MEANS, “LET’S GO TO THE HOUSE,”RIGHT?
  • 11. EXCEPT THAT I SAID CAMA NOT CASA •“VAMOS A LA CAMA” MEANS “LET’S GO TO BED”. •AND I SAID IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY WIFE TOO! •THE WOMAN LAUGHED IT OFF, WITH , “SI, SI, VAMOS A LA CAMA.” •I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LIVED THAT ONE DOWN!
  • 12. ERROR #6: THE WORD “LA BALLENA” •THE WORD “LA BALLENA” IN SPANISH MEANS “WHALE”. SO “LA BALLENA GRANDOTE” = HUGE WHALE.
  • 13. TWO L’S IN A WORD = A JAY SOUND •IN PLACES LIKE ARGENTINA AND SPAIN, THE DOUBLE L SOUNDS MORE LIKE A “JAY” SOUND. •SOMETIMES I DO THIS THINKING I SOUND COOL •SO I SAID “LA BAJAYNA GRANDOTE”. SAY IT NOW! •WHEN I SAID IT, SOMEONE BURST OUT LAUGHING! THEY THOUGHT I SAID, “THE ENORMOUS VAGINA.”
  • 14. ERROR #7 THE WORD “GANGAS” •THE NEIGHBORHOOD LOOKED SHADY SO I SAID “HAY GANGAS AQUI?” ARE THERE GANGS AROUND HERE?
  • 15. GANGAS ACTUALLY MEANS COUPONS •OR “BARGAINS” •NOT REALLY APPROPRIATE WHEN YOU’RE IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD UNLESS MAYBE YOU’RE SEARCHING FOR A DISCOUNT ON SOME DRUGS OR GUNS?! •THE WORD “BANDA” MEANS “GANG” AND “GANGAS” MEANS COUPONS.
  • 16. CHICKEN AND KITCHEN • ACTUALLY THIS ONE IS A SWITCH-UP FOR MY SPANISH SPEAKING FRIENDS. THEY GET CONFUSED WITH THESE TWO WORDS. FOR EXAMPLE, MY FRIEND SAID TO ME IN ENGLISH, “HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BIG CHICKEN?” I SAID “SURE.”
  • 17. WHERE’S THE DAMN CHICKEN? • AND HE BROUGHT ME TO HIS BIG, MODERN KITCHEN. • “WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?” HE ASKED. • I SAID, “IT’S NICE BUT..
  • 18. THAT’S IT FOR NOW •HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT! •SHARE THE GIANT VAGINAS AND CHICKENS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY! •FOR MORE FUN STORIES, CHECK OUT •WWW.SELLINGOUTSIDETHESQUARE.COM
  • 19. THE END • SHAMELESS PLUG #2: • CLICK HERE: WWW.SELLINGOUTSIDETHESQUARE.COM