Eight golf jokes offers some humor for golfers, people who like golfers and people who appraise golf courses. Because of the US economy some golf courses are closing their doors and have to be evaluated. So the first step for many golf course owners is to get a professional golf course appraisal.

1. Gary Valentine
http://www.valentineappraisal.com/new/

2. First Guy :
“You have no idea what I had
to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend... I had
to promise my wife that I will
weed her garden next
weekend. ”

3. “That's nothing; I
had to promise my
wife that I will clean
out the basement.”

4. “Man, you both
have it easy! I
had to promise
my wife that I
will remodel the
kitchen for her. ”

5. when they realized that the Fourth
guy has not said a word.
So they ask him : “You haven't said
anything about what you had to do to
be able to come golfing this
weekend. What's the deal?”

6. “I just set my alarm for 5 am. When it went
off, I gave the wife a slap on her butt and
said:
“Golf course or intercourse?”
She said: 'Don't forget your sun-block."

7. Wife finds out she has cancer and she
asked her Husband “ When I die will you
remarry?" “Yes,” he says,
She asks“ Will she use my car?“
“Yes,” he says.
“Will she use my golf clubs?"
The husband says, “Nope ,she's left
handed.”

8. A man playing golf on the 17th hole stood
at the tee to hit his shot. He made a slice
that went over the bushes, bounced on the
road and into a bus tire, which kicked the
ball back across the fairway, and onto the
green, a few feet from the hole. "How on
earth did you pull that off?" asked another
golfer. "You gotta know the bus schedule,"
he said.

9. Tells you to keep your head down is so you
can't see him laughing.

10. “Fore”, shoot a six and write down five.

11. to play golf the way I do!

12. You drive hard to get to the green and then
wind up in the hole.

13. Public or private golf courses
Throughout the United States
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14. We had a power outage last week and my
PC, TV and game console shut down. It
was raining so I couldn’t golf. So I had to
talk to my wife for a few hours. She seems
like a nice person.

15. Thanks for viewing!
Feel free to share with
your Dad or your golfing
friends!