1. Rumor
News that travels at
the speed of sound.

2. YRANOITCID
l The only place
where divorce comes
before marriage.

3. EGELLOC
lA place where some
pursue learning and
others learn
pursuing.

4. YSATSCE
lA feeling when you feel
you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt
before

5. OFFICE
lA place where you
can relax after your
strenuous home life.

6. YAWN
l The only time some
married men ever
get to open their
mouth.

7. ETC….
lA sign to make others
believe that you know more
than you actually do.

8. COMMITTEE
Individuals who can do
l
nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can
be done together.

9. CLASSIC
lA book which
people praise, but
do not read.

10. MARRIAGE
It's an agreement in which a
l
man loses his bachelor degree and
woman gains her master's.

11. WORRY
l Interest paid on
trouble before it
falls due.

12. EXPERIENCE
l The name men give
to their mistakes.

13. TEARS
l The hydr ­aulic force
by which masc­uline
power is defeated by
feminine power.

14. ATOM BOMB
l An invention to end
all inventions.

15. PHILOSOPHER
lA fool who torments
himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.

16. DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to
l
go to hell in such a way
that you actually look
forward to the trip.

17. OPTIMIST
lA person who starts
taking bath if he
accidentally falls
into a river.

18. PESSIMIST
A person who says that O is the
l
last letter in ZERO, instead of
the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY

19. MISER
lA person who lives
poor so that he can
die rich

20. FATHER
lA banker provided
by nature.

21. CRIMINAL
lA guy no different
from the
rest...except that he
got caught.

22. BOSS
l Someone who is early
when you are late and
late when you are early.

23. POLITICIAN
l One who shakes your
hand before elections
and your confidence
after.

24. DOCTOR
A person who kills
l
your ills by pills,
and kills you with
his bills.

25. S/W ENGINEER
l Who is paid for
reading this .