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20 Ha Ha Definitions


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A Power Point Presentation of 20 humorous and witty definitions. Contents from a forwarded email.
May humor and wit everyday keep our blues away.

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20 Ha Ha Definitions

  1. 1. 20 Definitions
  2. 2. Life Insurance :  A contract that keeps you poor all of your life so that you can die rich.
  3. 3. School :   A place where papa pays and son plays
  4. 4. Nurse :   A person who wakes you up to give sleeping pills
  5. 5. Marriage :  It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters
  6. 6. Tears :   The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
  7. 7. Lecture:  An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'.
  8. 8. Conference :   The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
  9. 9. Conference Room:  A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
  10. 10. Father:   A banker provided by nature.
  11. 11. Boss:   Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
  12. 12. Politician:  One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
  13. 13. Doctor:   A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
  14. 14. Smile:  A curve that can set a lot of things straight
  15. 15. Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
  16. 16. Yawn:   The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths
  17. 17. Etc. :  A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
  18. 18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes
  19. 19. Committee:  Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
  20. 20. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
  21. 21. Atom Bomb:  An invention to end all inventions
  22. 22. The End Humor and Laughter Each Day Will Help Keep The Blues At Bay With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin