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100 Things We ALL Thought While Watching The 60th
Filmfare Awards Tonight!
This night is a tribute to Salman. Filmfare is an afterthought. Which is cool, bhai is cool.
Maybe that's why you liked it.
Don't go Kapil!
Can he be anyone except being human?
Mika Singh is wearing shades indoors.
Hahaha they're taking money from him now, it's always the NRIs that suffer.
*Hangover teri yaadon ka* everyone sings again!
Karan: "Mere mooh se smell nahi aati."
Ranbir is so thin! Everyone looks so thin! We have to lose 10 kgs by May now.
This is really mean to the fat people of the world.
Salmaaaaan!
MOAR QUEEN!
Source: Twitter @BOC
That's enough of skinny-shaming.
His face is like 'I didn't sign up for this shit!'
Source: Twitter @TOIEntertainment
Aapne choda toh maine pakda.
*On Aalia crying* That escalated quickly.
How many people do we give it up for man?
She's wearing a 'frown'.
How?
Source: Twitter @ArjunKapoorFC
You know my sister's son keeps singing this Superman Salman fan song. He's actually a Salman fan.
Why is he dedicating everything to Salman? Is Salman winning a lifetime achievement award?
Source: Twitter @Shraddha_Cafe
Source: Twitter @SonyTV
Mom and brother chip in
See it won!
OMG! Babydoll won, finally this classic got it's due!
Vikas Bahl knows you know, he like understands women you know?
Told you! He's awesome when he's alone, without that Gutti and Dadi.
*Hangover teri yaadon ka* everyone sings.
I think this is the first time Abbas-Mustan have spoken so much.
Sonam is looking so happy for no reason.
Abbas-Mustan look so harmless, how do
they make such twisted movies?
Rekha is a sport.
Salman is being Salman on stage.
Kapil: "Kahi aur se aati hogi!"
Told you, she's damn awkward.
Yay! 1st award for Queen! Anurag called
his ex-wife the best editor. So cute.
Can he even be anyone except himself?
Salman actually loves Shah Rukh.
Akshay ka fan? Shraddha looks damn
bored.
The Filmfare Awards are happening yay! Or as my friend Priyanka Manchandani likes to call it
'Slimfare Awards' because she got a little too excited (don't ask, the girl has issues). She also called
Anjana Sukhani a clown who wore a gown, and Tabu a statue. As you must have figured, I'm
watching the awards along with my chaddi-buddy and here are some nonsensical comments we
made during the telecast!
Just...places.
Does Rekha sit there throughout the year?
Amrita Rao is still invited to all this?
Source: Twitter @Flickbay
Source: Twitter @TOIEntertainment
Rekha is feeding Shahid pani puri!
A thestral?
Source: Twitter @RanbirKapoorFC
Oh my god. She got off her high horse.
Source: Twitter @MadhuriDixit
What is Deepika wearing? It's a 'frock' from ahead and a 'gown' from behind.
What? Why is there no Shah Rukh Khan? Is that why Salman Khan has come?
Galiyaan has to win, it touches you in places
Are you really going to blog this?
I like how they're trying to create drama with Shahid and Varun.
Hahah we're hilarious.
High horse?
He's too cute. I'll marry him.
He won't marry you bro.
Why is Ranbir dancing again? He's looking thin again.
So my colleague Devanshi loves Yaar Na Miley so much, if it doesn't play at a club or a party, she
plays it at home.
Deepika is always awkward.
Source: Twitter @DevrajSanyal
Hahah I have a feeling Kapil Sharma is genuinely funny without those other characters from his
show.
Wow.
Poor Dr. Nene.
Was this andar ka darwaza a sex joke? Whaaa?
Kamini Kaushal spoke so well!
Source: Twitter @OurWorld_Alia
Source: Twitter @iSalmanFanatic
Filmfare Awards
Hi Fawad, marry me.
Hahahaha!
I love him after the Roast, wish he could be that open here as well.
OH MY GOD HE DID THAT STEP!
Source: Twitter @Team_SalmanKhan
Mean people.
Nice work of introducing Best Actresses Alia. I like Alia, she looks like she'd be a nice bestie.
Shahid had to win! I mean no one else had a chance.
Arjun we love you but don't try Shah Rukh's signature move.
OMG! QUEEN.
Siddharth Malhotra, Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Karan Johar and Deepika Padukone (Instagram |
team_beingsalmankhan)
Wow, another dance performance so quickly?
Kangana is someone I'll marry.
What places.
You know the type who'd get cupcakes for no reason?
Source: Twitter @being_kaushar
Why are you awwing? For Dolly Ahluwalia winning best costume designing?
Tabu won! Totally deserved, she broke my heart in Haider.
Who they?
What did YOU think about the 60th Filmfare Awards guys? Tell us in the comments below :)
Source: Twitter @MaryamRizviSays
Salman looks relieved. (These kids can't fight now that I've patched up with SRK).
Don't say anything about Deepika.
Listen, this Karan Johar is a proper Sindhi aunty haan.
Varun Dhawan is so cute!
I really don't know how we're friends.
No wonder Aamir doesn't come for these awards.
I mean even after like 30 years they still pan the camera on Rekha whenever they announce Amitabh
Bachchan!
Source: Twitter @DevrajSanyal
They do look good together.
What a sweetie.
He's so humble.
Erotica on stage. Karan and Arjun make a great couple. Bhangda paale.
Yes, I was adopted.
They. Those people.
She's cool okay, I think they're doing all this because Salman and Deepika might star together in
Karan Johar's Shuddhi!
Yay Karan Johar!
Source: Twitter @BillionShanatix
I don't really know. I like her name. Dolly Dolly Dolly.
And they file FIRs against AIB.
You sound intelligent, must be the rum.
Source: Twitter @ArjunKapoorFC
Singham was a good movie. The sequel was whatevz. I saw part one when I was drunk at Gaiety.
Eh Shraddha is cute and... she's on a unicorn?
Why are they feeding pani puri to the stars? I'm starving now.
Tanisha is trying to be relevant. Tan-Man #YouRemember?
They've got 'heavy' women to dance with Ranbir, what is this supposed to mean? Is that our future?
Yea, but will SHE marry you?
Look at Ranbir trying to make this 'entertainment' song happen!
I kind of like this combination.
Rekha and Jaya Bachchan
Who Kapoor? Acha Arjun. There are so many of them yaar.
Omg Kabir Bedi! 3

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Filmfare Awards Night Thoughts

  • 1. 100 Things We ALL Thought While Watching The 60th Filmfare Awards Tonight! This night is a tribute to Salman. Filmfare is an afterthought. Which is cool, bhai is cool. Maybe that's why you liked it. Don't go Kapil! Can he be anyone except being human? Mika Singh is wearing shades indoors. Hahaha they're taking money from him now, it's always the NRIs that suffer. *Hangover teri yaadon ka* everyone sings again! Karan: "Mere mooh se smell nahi aati." Ranbir is so thin! Everyone looks so thin! We have to lose 10 kgs by May now. This is really mean to the fat people of the world. Salmaaaaan! MOAR QUEEN!
  • 2. Source: Twitter @BOC That's enough of skinny-shaming. His face is like 'I didn't sign up for this shit!'
  • 3.
  • 4. Source: Twitter @TOIEntertainment Aapne choda toh maine pakda. *On Aalia crying* That escalated quickly. How many people do we give it up for man? She's wearing a 'frown'. How?
  • 5.
  • 6. Source: Twitter @ArjunKapoorFC You know my sister's son keeps singing this Superman Salman fan song. He's actually a Salman fan. Why is he dedicating everything to Salman? Is Salman winning a lifetime achievement award?
  • 8. Source: Twitter @SonyTV Mom and brother chip in See it won! OMG! Babydoll won, finally this classic got it's due! Vikas Bahl knows you know, he like understands women you know? Told you! He's awesome when he's alone, without that Gutti and Dadi. *Hangover teri yaadon ka* everyone sings. I think this is the first time Abbas-Mustan have spoken so much.
  • 9. Sonam is looking so happy for no reason. Abbas-Mustan look so harmless, how do they make such twisted movies? Rekha is a sport. Salman is being Salman on stage. Kapil: "Kahi aur se aati hogi!" Told you, she's damn awkward. Yay! 1st award for Queen! Anurag called his ex-wife the best editor. So cute. Can he even be anyone except himself? Salman actually loves Shah Rukh. Akshay ka fan? Shraddha looks damn bored. The Filmfare Awards are happening yay! Or as my friend Priyanka Manchandani likes to call it 'Slimfare Awards' because she got a little too excited (don't ask, the girl has issues). She also called Anjana Sukhani a clown who wore a gown, and Tabu a statue. As you must have figured, I'm watching the awards along with my chaddi-buddy and here are some nonsensical comments we made during the telecast! Just...places.
  • 10. Does Rekha sit there throughout the year? Amrita Rao is still invited to all this?
  • 12.
  • 13. Source: Twitter @TOIEntertainment Rekha is feeding Shahid pani puri! A thestral? Source: Twitter @RanbirKapoorFC Oh my god. She got off her high horse.
  • 14. Source: Twitter @MadhuriDixit What is Deepika wearing? It's a 'frock' from ahead and a 'gown' from behind.
  • 15. What? Why is there no Shah Rukh Khan? Is that why Salman Khan has come? Galiyaan has to win, it touches you in places Are you really going to blog this? I like how they're trying to create drama with Shahid and Varun. Hahah we're hilarious. High horse? He's too cute. I'll marry him. He won't marry you bro. Why is Ranbir dancing again? He's looking thin again. So my colleague Devanshi loves Yaar Na Miley so much, if it doesn't play at a club or a party, she plays it at home. Deepika is always awkward.
  • 16. Source: Twitter @DevrajSanyal Hahah I have a feeling Kapil Sharma is genuinely funny without those other characters from his show. Wow. Poor Dr. Nene. Was this andar ka darwaza a sex joke? Whaaa? Kamini Kaushal spoke so well!
  • 19. Filmfare Awards Hi Fawad, marry me. Hahahaha! I love him after the Roast, wish he could be that open here as well. OH MY GOD HE DID THAT STEP!
  • 20.
  • 21. Source: Twitter @Team_SalmanKhan Mean people. Nice work of introducing Best Actresses Alia. I like Alia, she looks like she'd be a nice bestie. Shahid had to win! I mean no one else had a chance. Arjun we love you but don't try Shah Rukh's signature move. OMG! QUEEN. Siddharth Malhotra, Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Karan Johar and Deepika Padukone (Instagram | team_beingsalmankhan)
  • 22. Wow, another dance performance so quickly? Kangana is someone I'll marry. What places. You know the type who'd get cupcakes for no reason? Source: Twitter @being_kaushar Why are you awwing? For Dolly Ahluwalia winning best costume designing? Tabu won! Totally deserved, she broke my heart in Haider. Who they?
  • 23. What did YOU think about the 60th Filmfare Awards guys? Tell us in the comments below :) Source: Twitter @MaryamRizviSays Salman looks relieved. (These kids can't fight now that I've patched up with SRK). Don't say anything about Deepika. Listen, this Karan Johar is a proper Sindhi aunty haan. Varun Dhawan is so cute! I really don't know how we're friends. No wonder Aamir doesn't come for these awards.
  • 24. I mean even after like 30 years they still pan the camera on Rekha whenever they announce Amitabh Bachchan!
  • 25. Source: Twitter @DevrajSanyal They do look good together. What a sweetie. He's so humble. Erotica on stage. Karan and Arjun make a great couple. Bhangda paale. Yes, I was adopted. They. Those people. She's cool okay, I think they're doing all this because Salman and Deepika might star together in Karan Johar's Shuddhi! Yay Karan Johar! Source: Twitter @BillionShanatix I don't really know. I like her name. Dolly Dolly Dolly. And they file FIRs against AIB.
  • 26. You sound intelligent, must be the rum.
  • 27.
  • 28. Source: Twitter @ArjunKapoorFC Singham was a good movie. The sequel was whatevz. I saw part one when I was drunk at Gaiety. Eh Shraddha is cute and... she's on a unicorn? Why are they feeding pani puri to the stars? I'm starving now. Tanisha is trying to be relevant. Tan-Man #YouRemember? They've got 'heavy' women to dance with Ranbir, what is this supposed to mean? Is that our future? Yea, but will SHE marry you? Look at Ranbir trying to make this 'entertainment' song happen! I kind of like this combination. Rekha and Jaya Bachchan Who Kapoor? Acha Arjun. There are so many of them yaar. Omg Kabir Bedi! 3