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Are You a Serial Killer?

10 quick questions to help you determine if you are a serial killer or just a normal Joe.

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Are You a Serial Killer?

  1. 1. Are you a serial killer?<br />10 questions to ask yourself<br />
  2. 2. Do you go through an inordinate amount of metal drums?<br />1<br />
  3. 3. Do you plan things in-depth and visualize their outcomes?<br />2<br />
  4. 4. Do you see an inherent threat in everyday objects?<br />3<br />
  5. 5. Do you own more than eight pair of pliers?<br />4<br />
  6. 6. Can you name a drug and the dosage required to satisfactorily sedate a 150 pound person?<br />5<br />
  7. 7. Are some areas of your home “off limits” to Merry Maids?<br />6<br />
  8. 8. Have you ever considered purchasing a book on medieval restraint mechanisms? <br />7<br />
  9. 9. Can you recite the daily routine of someone who doesn’t even know your name?<br />9<br />
  10. 10. Did you long ago abandon the idea of karmic retribution?<br />10<br />
  11. 11. Check your score!<br />
  12. 12. If you answered yes:<br />0-2 times: a little frisky<br />3-5 times: owner of all Dexter DVDs<br />6-8 times: enjoyer of light torture<br />9-10 times: CONGRATULATIONS! <br />You’re a serial killer!<br />