This document provides tips on how to fail in business. It suggests putting together flawed plans with unattainable steps, copying others' techniques instead of innovating, living in uninspiring places, having the wrong mindset, and doing the wrong things. However, it also acknowledges that having the right habits, location, mindset, techniques and doing the right things could lead to success. The document is intended to be humorous and provides both "tips for failure" and acknowledgement that success is possible with the right approach. It aims to entertain readers rather than provide serious business advice.