UChicago CMSC 23320 - The Best Commit Messages of 2021

The Best Commit Messages of 2021
University of Chicago – CMSC 23320 Foundations of Computer Networks

Before we begin, let's take
a look back at the...

Top Ten Commit Messages
of All Time

10. Borja please put this in your slide
show. I need attention. I'm a millenial.
9. WELL BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A
BISCUIT, GUESS WHO GOT THE TESTS
PASSING?
8. i love the smell of segfaults in the
morning
7. AND NOW THE UNS██TTENING BEGINS

5. The night is dark and full of errors
4. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻TCP┻
3. oh my god, it's spelled LUSERS, not
LUSER
2. last push of the night
jk can't stop

1. worked an additional day, finished
everything but send function is clearly
broken so test all fail. this is hell on
earth. I would pray to God, but I don't
know how to correctly send messages.

The Best Commit Messages of 2021

$ grep "^[^a-z]+$" commits.txt
JOIN WORKING BABYYY
WE HAVE NAMES
PING PONG BING BONG
NO WARNINGS LEZZZGO
REVERTTTTTT!!!!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ALMOST DONE BABY AND BOY I CANT WAIT FOR
THIS STATEMENT TO BACKFIRE ON ME
THE BEEP BOOP DID THE BEEP BOOP BACK
I CRAVE THE SEROTONIN THE LITTLE GREEN DOTS
PROVIDE

$ grep ! commits.txt
this should fix it!
it makes!
poopy butt!
New and improved anti-leak tech!
I made a comment! On my very own code!
Fixed a missing ACK! ack ack ack ack ack
ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack
ack
network order everywhere!
handshake? handSHOOKETH!

$ grep "^...$" commits.txt | sort -u
...
3/4
3/6
4/6
a=a
add
arp
asd
Aux
$ grep "^....$" commits.txt | sort -u
Boy
bug
duh
ehh
fix
git
goo
hmm
idk
new
OOF
Ooo
p2a
p2b
pls
rto
Rto
RUN
try
ugh
why
wip
:wq
wtf
yay
1:33
1:41
3:58
4:54
7:40
8:21
blah
bugs
cast
crlf
date
DAWN
Dev2
done
DONE
dsfk
edit
fix1
fix2
fix3
fix4
fix5
f██k
good
help
HELP
icmp
init
join
Join
Last
main
make
MODE
more
nice
nope
now?
oper
OPER
ping
pong
poop
prin
push
rand
safe
send
Send
temp
test
Test
this
time
todo
typo
what
work
wtf?
yolo

$ grep -i bug commits.txt | wc --lines
398

$ grep -i bug commits.txt
figured out the bug
figured out the bug2
Fixed bugs that did stuff
bug free I think
a terrible, scary bug
lets goooooo not buggy anymore
vicroyyyyy lets go

$ grep -i test commits.txt
time to test :(
I don't know what we did, but we made
one more test pass
passing 13 tests
sorry, passing 11 tests

$ grep -i god commits.txt
please for the love of god
dear god what have i done
Why is it breaking? Only God knows,
apparently.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
ASDFKLJASDKLFJKLASDJF
thank god for artur, now add_user
compiles

$ grep -i git commits.txt
what is happening w/ git
I am once again trying to ensure git
works
git yelled at me to commit so here I am

why is using the wheel harder than
reinventing it

TCP will rue the day it decided to cross
me. Integration hell? More like
integration shmell.

As the great Taylor Swift once said, we
never go out of style. So, I ran astyle

funny commit message borja please read
this and notice ahahahahahah
50/50 !!!! Borja, are you proud of us :o
we are now where we were 2 days ago.
please put me in the funny slide so i
can get some internet points for my
pain, borja

SUPER close, up to a 45.45 / 50. Only
NICK and USER commands are implemented
but that's fine, so we'll implement
functionality for other commands later.
Colon could be a problem, but I'll save
that for later. Good job, me!

94/98 tests baybeeee94/98 tests
baybeeee94/98 tests baybeeee94/98 tests
baybeeee94/98 tests baybeeee
50/50 forreal
50/50!!!! LET S SOGOOGOGOOGOG
And I think to myself what a wonderful
world 50/50

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