This document contains a collection of commit messages from 2022 that are humorous or meme-worthy. It includes the top 10 commit messages of all time, followed by categories of commit messages grouped by keywords like "bug", "test", "why", "what", and others. Many commit messages express frustration with debugging or testing code, while others convey more positive emotions around getting tests to pass or jokes about the coding process.

1. The Best Commit Messages of 2022
Part II
The Recommittening
University of Chicago – CMSC 23320 / MPCS 54233 Foundations of Computer Networks

2. Before we begin, let's take
a look back at...

3. Top Ten Commit Messages
of All Time

4. 10. call my tcp covid because it's
retransmitting
9. I CRAVE THE SEROTONIN THE LITTLE
GREEN DOTS PROVIDE
8. WELL BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A
BISCUIT, GUESS WHO GOT THE TESTS
PASSING?
7. i love the smell of segfaults in the
morning
6. AND NOW THE UNS██TTENING BEGINS

5. 5. The night is dark and full of errors
4. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻TCP┻
3. oh my god, it's spelled LUSERS, not
LUSER
2. last push of the night
jk can't stop

6. 1. worked an additional day, finished
everything but send function is clearly
broken so test all fail. this is hell on
earth. I would pray to God, but I don't
know how to correctly send messages.

7. And give a special shout
out to...

8. The Commit Message Meme
Hall of Fame

14. The Best Commit Messages of 2022
Part II
The Recommittening

15. $ grep "^[^a-z]+$" commits.txt
IT WORKS
22/22 WOO WE HAVE ASSIGNMENT 1 BAYBEE
WE CAN FINALLY CONNECT UHHHHHHHH LET ME BE
CLEAR UHHHHH WEEEEEEEE
FINALLY GOT THE HANDSHAKE TO WORK
NOW THE HAND IS SHAKED
THIS ELSE IS VERY IMPORTANT

16. $ grep ! commits.txt
finale, liberte!
we handshake, shake hands / TCP: ACK,
SYN-ACK, SYN / hello internet!
its not my fault! yay! the internet is
evilmake
My handshakes do be shaking!
That's ICMP, baby!
i fixa the spaghetti! i apoloize for a my
offense comment

17. $ grep "^...$" commits.txt | sort -u
>30
arp
bah
bug
dsd
dsf
fix
for
haa
$ grep "^....$" commits.txt | sort -u
huh
idk
jjy
lol
lox
new
nvm
pls
sdf
sds
sgh
syn
tha
try
ugh
wat
WIP
:wq
wtf
yes
3way
args
ARGS
arp!
bits
blah
cmds
Docu
done
dsdd
dsgf
echo
free
haha
Head
help
here
Here
hi-1
hihi
icmp
join
last
LIST
more
note
oops
Oops
part
PART
push
QUIT
rtty
same
sdfg
some
temp
test
tiny
todo
typo
undo
whee
Why?
yeah

18. $ grep -i bug commits.txt | wc --lines
407

19. $ grep -i bug commits.txt
debugging (x15)
debug (x19)
debugging ooo
still buggy
removed debug, magically passes tests??

20. $ grep -i test commits.txt
ummm this makes the tests fail
pytest says it's good I don't really
know what's happening tbh
Not failing every test
tests that passed before pass now
Will test later.
Removing OOO ack, can't test bc linux
hates me now
...it passed all tests but then now it
doesn't??? CURSE YOU COSMIC BITFLIPS

21. $ grep -i test commits.txt
Who's the LUSER now? passing all
test_connection.py.
50/50 on tests finally. Poggers
WE GOT THE FIRST TEST TO PASS IM GONNA
CRY
WE PASS THE TESTS AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAHHHH BABYYYYYY
Omg, I passed a test *cries* *throws up*
*jumpes out the window to discover that
I can actually fly* *soaring through the
sky* I PASSED A TESTTTTTTTT

22. $ grep -i dot commits.txt
we have dots now
sometimes there are green dotses
FULL GREEN DOTSES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the dots arent even green
Dirty little grader elvses made me do
this for no green dotses

23. $ grep -i "^why" commits.txt
Why?
why is this happening
why is one test fialing?
why the hell was this the issue the
whole time
WHY WON'T IT SHAKE?????

24. $ grep -i what commits.txt
whatever
what is happening?
What on Earth is happening??
What would make mutexes more confusing?
idk what i am doing
what if our merges conflicted uwu

25. $ grep -i borja commits.txt
borja wrote this
more Borja advice
Borja says the seal is unclean
Forgive us O Borja for we have sinned

26. $ grep -i f██k commits.txt
f██king hell
f██k yes
i f██king figured it out
FINALLY HOLY F██K LOL
literally why the f██k are these tests
passing

27. $ grep -i hate commits.txt
i hate git
i hate concurrent coding
$ grep -i love commits.txt
my heart is filled with love
Love the taste of pseudocode in the
mid-afternoon
I Love Segfault Land
I love pointers they are my favorite

28. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) ---- just did this.
?? why r u passing
[redacted]
gonna shower

29. but what exactly is our hand shaking?
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
i keep pushing instead of building
because i am the entire circus industry
Final fixes please god oh god
I really really really really hope this
is my last commit

30. Maybe I'm okay at C
ok i lowkey know what to do now
super goofey ahha so so funny commit
this is the happiest day of my life

31. friendship ended with vscode, now vim is
my best friend
fridship reestablished with vscode, also
out of order struct set up

32. What would make mutexes more
confusing?
Recursion.
Recursion would make mutexes
more confusing.

33. -- Me, 10 minutes ago.