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Những thành ngữ tiếng anh thú vị về chủ đề
thời tiết
- I’m under the weather! – Cụm “under the weather” có nghĩa là “tôi đang ốm/ không được khỏe”
- She has a face like thunder!!!! – Cụm từ “have a face like thunder” mang nghĩa là : tức nổ đom đóm
- It never rains but it pours – Cụm này có nghĩa là “họa vô đơn chí”
- Every cloud has a silver lining!- Cụm này có nghĩa là “Trong cái rủi có cái may”
Và cuốicùng, “Hope you all are as right as rain”- Chúc cả nhà mình mạnh khỏe nha!
20 câu đố vui bằng tiếng Anh
1.What keydoesnot lockthe door?
2. Where doesJune come before May?
3. What is the bestplace to put the cake in?
4. Why is the letterA like twelveo’clock?
5. What is the differencebetweenasoldieranda younggirl?
6. Which can youkeepaftergivingitto yourfriend?
7. What is it thatwas tomorrowand will be yesterday?
8. What comes twice ina moment,once ina minute andneverina hundredyears?
9. What is it thatlarger the more youtake fromit?
10. Whichletterof the alphabetgoesroundGreat Britain?
11. WhenI eat,I live butwhenIdrink,I die.Whatam I?
12. Why isthe letterT like anisland?
13. What wordbecomesshorterbythe additionof a syllable?
14. What belongsonlytoyou,and yetis usedmore by othersthanby yourself?
15. What goesup whenthe raincomesdown?
16. What goesup butnevercomesdown?
17. Whichtravelsat greaterspeed,heatorcold?
18. Which2 lettersof alphabethave eyes?
19. Which4 letterwouldfrightena thief?
20. Whichcan youkeepaftergivingittoyour friend?
Đáp án 
1. A musickey
2. In the dictionary
3. In the mouth.
4. Because it isinthe middle of day
5. One powdersthe face andthe otherfacesthe powder.
6. The promise
7. Today
8. letterM (Whatcomestwice ina moment,once ina minute andneverina hundredyears?)
9. A hole
10. letterC(the sea)
11. Fire
12. Because itis inthe middle of water
13. The word shortbecome shorterbythe additionof a syllable
14. Your name
15. Anumbrella.
16. Smoke,yourage.
17. Heat,because youcan catch cold.
18. A andB, because yousay: ABCD(AB see D).
19. O, I,C, U (oh,I see you)
20. Your word.
Đố vui tiếng Anh
1. Michael’smotherhasfive children.FirstChildiscalledMarch.SecondisMay. Third isJuly.Fourthis
September.Whatisthe name of FifthChild?
-> Michael
2. If youhave it, youwantto share it.If you share it,you don'thave it. What isit?
-> Secret
3. What has to be brokenbefore itcanbe used?
-> Egg
Điền phần còn lại của các thành ngữ, cụm từ sau:
Câu 1/10:
Don't count your chickens...
A. ...because it won't make them fly.
B. ... but count the foxes.
C. ... before they're on the table.
D. ... before they're hatched.
Đáp án: D
Câu 2/10:
Jack of all trades...
A. ... and not paid for any.
B. ... and expert at all.
C. ... and willing to share.
D. ... and master of none.
Đáp án: D
Câu 3/10:
A stitch in time...
A. ... is a stitch in space
B. ... saves nine.
C. ... hurts nobody.
D. ...changes the path.
Đáp án: B
Câu 4/10:
When in Rome...
A. ... don't wish yourself in Venice.
B. ... do as the Romans do.
C. ... visit the Colosseum.
D. ... try the pasta.
Đáp án: B
Câu 5/10:
Speak of the Devil...
A. ... and dig your own grave
B. ... and he will appear.
C. ... and expect the worst.
D. ... and grow a forked tongue.
Đáp án: B
Câu 6/10:
When the cat's away...
A. ... the mice will stray.
B. ... the mice will bray.
C. .. the mice will play
D. ... the mice will pay.
Đáp án: C
Câu 7/10:
Fools rush in...
A. ... and have to rush back out.
B. ...where angels fears to tread.
C. ...but wise men stay.
D. ...and never differ.
Đáp án: B
Câu 8/10:
Better the devil you know...
A. ... but better none at all.
B. ... than a strange angel.
C. ... see you for what you are.
D. ... than the devil you don't.
Đáp án: D
Câu 9/10:
Needs must...
A. ...when the Devil drives
B. ...so needs shall.
C. ...but chances cannot.
D. ...when luck fails.
Đáp án: A
Câu 10/10:
Accidents will happen...
A. ...when the devil lays traps.
B. ...and they often do.
C. ...in the best regulated families.
D. ...but caution saves lives.
Đáp án: C
31 Aug – 5 Sep
EXPRESSIONS WITH THE VERB FALL
CÁC CỤM TỪ HAY GẶP VỚI ĐỘNG TỪ FALL)
VERBS TO EXPRESS DAILY ACTIVITIES
(ĐỘNG TỪ DIỄN TẢ HOẠT ĐỘNG HÀNG NGÀY)
MỘT SỐ KHÁCBIỆT GIỮA TIẾNG ANHANHVÀ ANHMỸ
CÁC CÁCH KHÁC NHAU ĐỂ HỎI ĐƯỜNG
CÂU ĐỐ TIẾNG ANH
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Submitted by Chris from Australia
Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A: Ohio.
Submitted by Jesus Macario
Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other.
How can be this ?"
A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other"
PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is important. (too = 2)
Submitted by Zekih.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Submitted by Mumblia
This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
Submitted by C. Berry
Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.
Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Submitted by: Ashley
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Submitted by MR Engelsman
Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!
Submitted by Judy Snoke
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
Submitted by Charlotte and Francis
Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair
Submitted by Submitted by Michael
In the alphabet...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y" (Why?")
Submitted by: Melina Gasser- Argentina
Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
Submitted by: Hamed Mohamed
Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Because every direction is south.
Submitted by Cüneyt ARAS
Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
Submitted by Angelika Pichler
Why is the letter "A" like noon?
Because it's in the middle of the day.
Submitted by Motoko Hashimoto
Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Submitted by Susana P. Varona
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)
Submitted by José Mª Pérez
Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.
Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.
Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A. Because of the coffin
Submitted by Ciaran P. McCarthy
Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.
Submitted by Yang
Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Submitted by Michèle Larouche
Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.
Submitted by Paulo José L. do Amaral
I tried this one with Japanese university students. They understood all the words and enjoyed it.
Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.
Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A: A mushroom.
Submitted by LUZ
Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel
Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this
possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)
Submitted by Toni Allen (from daughter)
Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital.
The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the
doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.
It's an old riddle that is more difficult in some countries than in others.
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!
Submitted by: Dave Williams
Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.
Submitted by both Motoko Hashimoto & Alfredo Bilopolsky
Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.
Submitted by: Rabi'a
Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
A: BBBBBBB
Submitted by: Drew Bassett
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.
Submitted by: Mirali
If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.
Submitted by: Elisa-SN Argentina
Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?
A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.
(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)
Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?
A: Carlos
It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car)
Submitted by Laurence Whiteside
Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.
This riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on occupations.
Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.
Submitted by: Tania Mello (Sao Paulo, Brazil)
Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: Your lap. (good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop', lap-dog, etc.)
Submitted by: Richard
Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.
Submitted by Tinour
Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Submitted by: Drew Hinds
Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain
Submitted by: Eileen Dwyer
Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A: There is a fan in every seat.
My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!
Submitted by: Sarah
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh.
(Hint: No "eye" = No "i")
Submitted by: Kristi Swarbrick, Edmonton, AB, Canada
Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?
A: A pack of playing cards.
Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
A: Selfish.
Submitted by Cüneyt Aras, Turkey
Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
A: Because the teacher was Hayden.
(Hayden --> Hidin' --> Hiding)
Submitted by Sheila S. and Judy R.
Q. What's a minimum?
A. A very small mother!
(mini-mom)
Submitted by Thierry A.
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired (too tired)
Submitted by Shir Noy
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
A: Pork chops.
Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.
Q: What's got a wave but no sea?
A: My hair.
Submitted by Nadia, age 7
Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?
A: A yard.
Submitted by Dobbin Pelagius
Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A: Wherever he wants to.
Submitted by François Falardeau
What makes "oom" and gives milk?
A cow walking backwards.
Submitted by Fernando
Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Submitted by Miguel M. Llop Díaz-Cano
Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?
A: The Vampire State building.
Q: What do cows like to read?
A: The mooooospaper
Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s.
Submitted by Guillermo Flores Grajales - Mexico City ESL teacher.
Re-worded by another teacher.
Q: What's the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (Because there's a mile between the first and the last letter.)
A: What is the word that everybody always says wrong?
B: "Wrong".
Submitted by Qin Honghuai
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short
Submitted by Kevin Schoepp
A: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
B; Rubber-band -- because it streches.
Submitted by Christopher Berry
Q. How many seconds are there in one year?
A. Twelve. January second, February second, March second...
Submitted by Mark A. Cole
Q. What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
A. Tuesday and Thursday? NO, today and tomorrow!
Submitted by Mark A. Cole
Q: What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread?
A: If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole.
Submitted by M.Pampush
Q: Why did the pony have a sore throat?
A: Because it was a little horse. (hoarse)
Q: What did the undertaker die of?
A: Coughin' (coffin)
Q: Why can't a nose be twelve inches?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: How do porcupines kiss each other?
A: Very carefully.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: What has teeth but can't bite?
A: A Comb.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was on vacation.
Submitted by Linda Edgerton
Q. Why did the baby cross the road?
A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide!
A: Why did the chewing-gum cross the road?
B: Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
Submitted by Christopher Berry
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum it could be done.
Submitted by Alex McLean
Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.
NOTE: For this to be funny, students need to understand that in many cultures women have the
image of speaking so much that their husbands seldom have a chance to say anything.
Q: A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off. Why
didn't the little moron fall off?
A: He was a little more on.
Submitted by Kevin Schoepp
Q: Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.
A: "Inkstand", "in" is at the beginning, "kst" is in the middle, and "and" is at the end.
Submitted by Kevin Schoepp
Q: When does a dialect become a language?
A: When its speakers get an army and a navy.
Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone without any dressing.
Submitted by David Henry
Q: Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
A: Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.
Submitted by Shad Schroeder
Q: Why don't sharks eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
Submitted by maggie
Q: What would the pig say when its tailed was held tight by the farmer who had a sharp knife in
his other hand?
A: "That's the end of me!"
Submitted by Jing Wen of San Francisco
Q: Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?
A: To a horsepital.
Q: What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?
A: Tell him I can't see him today.
Submitted by Genivaldo Rodrigues Sobrinho
Q: Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean?
A: Columbus!
Submitted by Kusuma from Thailand
Q: What a bee says when it gets in the hive?
A: Hi Honey! I'm home!
Submitted by Bianca Lévesque -ESL Teacher , Montreal - Canada
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut !
Submitted by Mark Grable
A: Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon?
Q: Because he wanted to see her bust!
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: fsh (No letter "i", so no i's.)
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea. (No eye deer)
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
A: Still no idea.
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: They go to the mooovies!
Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?
A: A dead horse!
A: What is the difference between a mail box and an elephant?
B: I don't know.
A: I'm not going to give you any letters to post then!
Submitted by Leda Giménez de Comba , from Argentina
Q: What do you call 'a fly' without wings?
A: You call it 'a walk.'
Submitted by Makaron
I saw this on a web-site of musician jokes. It's not original, but I thought I would share it. Here it
is:
Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns money.
Submitted by James Wilson, Mt. San Antonio College
Q: What color is a guitar string?
A: Plink!
(It is the sound the a guitar makes. The word sounds like the color "pink.")
Submitted by Submitted by V. Ellison
What goes "ZUB, ZUB"?
A bee flying backwards.(Buz,Buz)
Submitted by Jozef Karpat
(After teaching about telling time)
Teacher: What time is it?
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home.
Submitted by Kier Bass
Q: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
A: You are the light of my life.
Submitted by brenda "la chuca"
Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his Saturday round of golf?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Submitted by Leah Davis
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
A. In case he got a hole in one!
Submitted by Lesley Morgan
Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips
Q: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?
A: Stamps
Submitted by Takya, Malaysia.
Q: Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff?
A: There's no use crying over split milk.
Submitted by Alfred Vincent
Q: Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copycats.
Q: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
A: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.
Submitted by Cristina Toso
Q: What is a bachelor?
A: A man who never Mrs. (misses) anyone.
Submitted by C. Berry
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
Submitted by Barbara Koehler
This one may be difficult for some ESL students since it requires knowing the words "seagul",
"bay" and "bagel"
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
Submitted by Corey Palmer, Lemoore, CA
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and an English textbook?
A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method?
A: Shoot nine of them.
(Use as an example of the insult variety of jokes.)
Q: Why were the little drops of ink crying?
A: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how long her sentence would be.
Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka "Anonymouse"
Q: How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?
A: I didn't even know sheep could knit!
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
Q: What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.?
A: Color-ado.
Submitted by Jeanine Padilha,Brazil
Q: In what state does it cost the most to live in?
A: Expennsylvania.
Submitted by Mike McKinney
Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?
A: The cold shoulder.
Submitted by Sean
A Christmas time joke for grammar classes:
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Submitted by: Mike
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Why bother, he won't come anyway.
Q: How do you top a car?
A: Tep on the brake, tupid!
Submitted by Sandra Duncan
Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?
A: Unquestionablely!
Submitted by lisa
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
Submitted by Kevin Long
Vocabulary Quiz:
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)
Information Quiz:
Q: What is the tallest building in our town?
A: The library. (It has the most stories.)
Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka "Anonymouse"
Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and Finnish after you leave the bathroom,
what are you when you are in the bathroom?
A: European. (You're a-peein'.)
Submitted by Cara Thompson (from my step-daughters)
This riddle may be good for high-level science majors.
Q: What do you call a test tube that graduates from high school?
A: A graduated cylinder
Submitted by Margaret Elliott
Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes.
Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few
moments.
A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!
Submitted by: Robert
Q: How did Jonah feel after he got swallowed by a fish?
A: Down in the mouth.
Q: What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
Submitted by Jason Schulte
Maybe only appropriate for more mature students.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!
Submitted by: DuMars
Q: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did he drink, how
did he eat, and how did he get out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a
table. How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape?
A: The first man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the dates off the calendar and played the
piano until he found the right key, which he used to unlock the door. The second man looked in
the mirror to see what he saw. Then he took the saw and cut the table in half. Next, he put the
two halves together to make a whole. Finally, he crawled out through the hole. The third man
broke out with the measles.
Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka "Anonymouse"
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick!
Submitted by Moira Dykes, Cambridge
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
CÁC CẶP TỪ ĐỒNG ÂM
CÁC CẶP TỪ TRÁI NGHĨA
TỪ VỰNG VỀ GIÀY DÉP
TỪ VỰNG VỀ QUẦN ÁO
CÁC TỪ TƯƠNG TỰ ĐỂ NÓI “AWFUL”
TỪ VỰNG THEO CHỦ ĐỀ
I – MỸ PHẨM
cotton wool bông
eyeliner bút kẻ mắt
eyeshadow phấn mắt
face powder phấn mặt
foundation phấn nền
hair colouring hoặc hair dye nhuộm tóc
hair gel gel tóc
hair spray xịt tóc
hair wax sáp bôi tóc
hand cream kem bôi tay
lip gloss son bóng
lipstick son môi
make-up đồ trang điểm
mascara mascara
moisturising cream kem dưỡng ẩm
nail varnish sơn móng tay
nail varnish remover chất tẩy sơn móng tay
II – CÁC VẬT DỤNG TRONG NHÀ TẮM
aftershave kem bôi sau khi cạo râu
comb lược thẳng
conditioner dầu xả
dental floss chỉ nha khoa
deodorant chất khử mùi
hairbrush lược chùm
mouthwash nước súc miệng
nail file cái giũa móng tay
nail scissors kéo cắt móng tay
panty liners băng vệ sinh hàng ngày
perfume nước hoa
razor dao cạo râu
razorblade lưỡi dao cạo
sanitary towels băng vệ sinh ngoài
shaving brush chổi cạo râu
shaving cream kem cạo râu
shaving foam bọt cạo râu
shaving gel gel cạo râu
shampoo dầu gội đầu
shower gel sữa tắm
soap xà phòng thơm
tampons băng vệ sinh trong
toothbrush bàn chải
toothpaste kem đánh răng
tweezers nhíp
III – TIỀN TỆ
pound (British pound hoặc pound
sterling)
đồng bảng Anh (gọi là British pound hay pound
sterling)
dollar (US dollar) đồng đô la Mỹ
euro đồng euro
yen đồng yên
Swiss franc đồng franc Thụy Sĩ
rouble đồng rúp
Australian dollar đồng đô la Úc
Canadian dollar đồng đô la Canada
rupee đồng rupi
yuan đồng Nhân dân tệ
IV – PHÒNG BẾP
fridge (viếttắtcủa refrigerator) tủ lạnh
coffee pot bình pha cà phê
cooker bếpnấu
dishwasher máy rửa bát
freezer tủ đá
kettle ấm đun nước
oven lònướng
stove bếpnấu
toaster lònướngbánh mì
washingmachine máy giặt
Đồ dùng trong bếp
bottle opener cái mở chai bia
choppingboard thớt
colander cái rổ
corkscrew cái mở chai rượu
fryingpan chảo rán
grater hoặc cheese grater cái nạo
juicer máy éphoa quả
blender máy xayhoa quả
kitchenfoil giấybạc gói thức ăn
kitchenscales cân thực phẩm
ladle cái môi múc
mixingbowl bát trộn thức ăn
ovencloth khănlót lò
ovengloves găng tay dùngcho lò sưởi
rollingpin cái cán bột
saucepan nồi
scouringpad hoặc scourer miếngrửa bát
sieve cái rây
tinopener cái mở hộp
tongs cái kẹp
tray cái khay,mâm
whisk cái đánh trứng
woodenspoon thìa gỗ
ĐƯỜNG SÁ
bypass đường vòng
country lane đường ở nông thôn
dual carriageway xa lộ hai chiều
main road đường phố lớn
motorway xa lộ
one-way street phố một chiều
ring road đường vành đai
road đường
toll road đường có thu lệ phí
ĐẶC ĐIỂM CỦA ĐƯỜNG SÁ
corner góc phố
crossroads ngã tư
kerb or curb mép vỉa hè
fork ngã ba
hard shoulder vạt đất cạnh xa lộ để dừng xe
junction ngã tư, nơi các con đường giao nhau
lay-by chỗ tạm dừng xe trên đường
level crossing đoạn đường ray giao đường cái
pavement (tiếng Anh Mỹ: sidewalk) vỉa hè
pedestrian crossing vạch sang đường
road sign biển chỉ đường
roadside lề đường
roadworks công trình sửa đường
roundabout bùng binh
services dịch vụ
signpost biển báo
speed limit giới hạn tốc độ
T-junction ngã ba
toll lệ phí qua đường hay qua cầu
traffic light đèn giao thông
turning chỗ rẽ
CÁC VẤN ĐỀ XẢY RA
accident tai nạn
breakdown hỏng xe
breathalyser
dụng cụ kiểm tra độ cồn trong
hơi thở
jack đòn bẩy
jump leads dây sạc điện
flat tyre lốp xịt
fog sương mù
icy road đường trơn vì băng
puncture thủng xăm
speeding fine phạt tốc độ
spray bụi nước
traffic jam tắc đường
to crash đâm
to have an accident bị tai nạn
to skid trượt bánh xe
to stall làm chết máy
to swerve ngoặt
HỌC LÁI XE
driving instructor giáo viên dạy lái xe
driving lesson buổi học lái xe
driving licence bằng lái xe
driving school trường dạy lái xe
driving test thi bằng lái xe
learner driver người tập lái
to fail your driving test thi trượt bằng lái xe
to pass your driving test thi đỗ bằng lái xe
ĐỖ XE
car park bãi đỗ xe
disabledparkingspace chỗ đỗ xe cho người khuyếttật
multi-storeycarpark bãi đỗ xe nhiềutầng
to park đỗ xe
parkingmeter máy tính tiềnđỗxe
parkingspace chỗ đỗ xe
parkingticket vé đỗ xe
trafficwarden nhânviênkiểmsoátviệcđỗ xe
Tại trạm bơm xăng
car wash rửa xe ô tô
diesel dầu diesel
oil dầu
petrol xăng
petrol pump bơmxăng
petrol station trạm bơmxăng
unleaded khôngchì
Loại phương tiện
bike (viếttắtcủa bicycle) xe đạp
campervan xe nhà lưuđộng
bus xe buýt
car xe hơi
caravan nhà lưuđộng (đượckéobởi ô tô hoặc ngựa)
coach xe khách
lorry xe tải
minibus xe buýtnhỏ
moped xe gắn máy có bàn đạp
motorbike (viếttắtcủa motorcycle) xe máy
scooter xe ga
taxi taxi
tractor xe đầu kéo
truck xe tải
Các từ hữu ích khác
car hire thuê xe
car keys chìa khóaxe ô tô con
cyclist người đi xe đạp
driver tài xế
garage ga ra
mechanic thợ sửa máy
insurance bảo hiểm
passenger hànhkhách
pedestrian người đi bộ
reverse gear số lùi
road map bản đồ đườngđi
second-hand đồ cũ
speed tốc độ
traffic giaothông
tyre pressure áp suất lốp
vehicle phươngtiện
to accelerate tăng tốc
to brake phanh
to change gear chuyểnsố
to drive lái xe
to overtake vượtxe khác
to reverse đi lùi
to slowdown chậm lại
to speedup tăng tốc
to steer lái
NGÀNH NGHỀ
accountancy ngànhkế toán
advertising ngànhquảng cáo
agriculture ngànhnông nghiệp
banking ngànhngân hàng
broadcasting nghề phát thanhtruyềnhình
the buildingtrade ngànhxây dựng
the chemical industry ngànhhóa chất
the civil service ngànhdân chính
computing ngànhtin học
the constructionindustry ngànhxây dựng
the drinksindustry ngànhsản xuất đồ uống
engineering ngànhkỹ thuật
the entertainmentindustry ngànhcông nghiệpgiải trí
farming ngànhnuôi trồng theotrang trại
financial services ngànhdịch vụtài chính
the fishingindustry ngànhngư nghiệp
healthcare ngànhy tế
hotel andcatering ngànhkhách sạn và phụcvụ ăn uống
humanresources mảng nhânsự
insurance ngànhbảo hiểm
IT (viếttắtcủa informationtechnology) IT (côngnghệ thông tin)
the legal profession nghề luật
local government chính quyềnđịaphương
manufacturing ngànhsản xuất
marketing ngànhmarketing
the medical profession nghề y
mining ngànhmỏ
the motor industry ngànhsản xuất ô tô
the newspaperindustry ngànhbáo chí
the oil industry ngànhdầu khí
the pharmaceutical industry ngànhdược
PR (viếttắtcủa publicrelations) ngànhPR (quanhệ công chúng)
publishing ngànhxuất bản
the retail trade ngànhbán lẻ
sales ngànhkinhdoanh
the shippingindustry ngànhvận chuyểnđườngthủy
teaching ngànhgiảng dạy
telecommunications ngànhviễnthông
television ngànhtruyềnhình
the travel industry ngànhdu lịch
Tục ngữ thông dụng tiếng anh
1. Có qua có lại mới toại lòng nhau
You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours
2. Có mới nới cũ
New one in, old one out
3. Mất bò mới lo làm chuồng
It’ too late to lock the stable when the horse is stolen
4. Gừng càng già càng cay
With age comes wisdom
5. Không có gì quý hơn độc lập tự do
Nothing is more precious than independence and freedom
6. Tốt gỗ hơn tốt nước sơn
Handsome is as handsome does
7. Múa rìu qua mắt thợ
Never offer to teach fish to swim
8. Chưa học bò chớ lo học chạy
To try to run before the one can walk
9. Chưa thấy quan tài chưa đổ lệ
Nobody has ever shed tears without seeing a coffin
10. Tiền nào của nấy
You get what you pay for
11. Khỏe như trâu
As strong as a horse
12. Đường nào cũng về La Mã
All roads lead to Rome
13. Hữu xạ tự nhiên hương
Good wine needs no bush
14. Vỏ quýt dày có móng tay nhọn
Diamond cuts diamond
5. Thương cho roi cho vọt
Spare the rod and spoil the child
16. Nói một đường làm một nẻo
Speak one way and act another
17. Đừng đánh giá con người qua bề ngoài
Don’t judge a book by its cover
18. Nói gần nói xa chẳng qua nói thật
It’s no use beating around the bush
19. Mưu sự tại nhân thành sự tại thiên
Man proposes God deposes
20. Xa mặt cách lòng
Out of sight out of mind

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Tiếng anh sưu tầm

  • 1. Những thành ngữ tiếng anh thú vị về chủ đề thời tiết - I’m under the weather! – Cụm “under the weather” có nghĩa là “tôi đang ốm/ không được khỏe” - She has a face like thunder!!!! – Cụm từ “have a face like thunder” mang nghĩa là : tức nổ đom đóm - It never rains but it pours – Cụm này có nghĩa là “họa vô đơn chí” - Every cloud has a silver lining!- Cụm này có nghĩa là “Trong cái rủi có cái may” Và cuốicùng, “Hope you all are as right as rain”- Chúc cả nhà mình mạnh khỏe nha! 20 câu đố vui bằng tiếng Anh 1.What keydoesnot lockthe door? 2. Where doesJune come before May? 3. What is the bestplace to put the cake in? 4. Why is the letterA like twelveo’clock? 5. What is the differencebetweenasoldieranda younggirl? 6. Which can youkeepaftergivingitto yourfriend? 7. What is it thatwas tomorrowand will be yesterday? 8. What comes twice ina moment,once ina minute andneverina hundredyears? 9. What is it thatlarger the more youtake fromit? 10. Whichletterof the alphabetgoesroundGreat Britain? 11. WhenI eat,I live butwhenIdrink,I die.Whatam I? 12. Why isthe letterT like anisland? 13. What wordbecomesshorterbythe additionof a syllable? 14. What belongsonlytoyou,and yetis usedmore by othersthanby yourself? 15. What goesup whenthe raincomesdown? 16. What goesup butnevercomesdown? 17. Whichtravelsat greaterspeed,heatorcold? 18. Which2 lettersof alphabethave eyes? 19. Which4 letterwouldfrightena thief? 20. Whichcan youkeepaftergivingittoyour friend? Đáp án  1. A musickey 2. In the dictionary 3. In the mouth.
  • 2. 4. Because it isinthe middle of day 5. One powdersthe face andthe otherfacesthe powder. 6. The promise 7. Today 8. letterM (Whatcomestwice ina moment,once ina minute andneverina hundredyears?) 9. A hole 10. letterC(the sea) 11. Fire 12. Because itis inthe middle of water 13. The word shortbecome shorterbythe additionof a syllable 14. Your name 15. Anumbrella. 16. Smoke,yourage. 17. Heat,because youcan catch cold. 18. A andB, because yousay: ABCD(AB see D). 19. O, I,C, U (oh,I see you) 20. Your word. Đố vui tiếng Anh 1. Michael’smotherhasfive children.FirstChildiscalledMarch.SecondisMay. Third isJuly.Fourthis September.Whatisthe name of FifthChild? -> Michael 2. If youhave it, youwantto share it.If you share it,you don'thave it. What isit? -> Secret 3. What has to be brokenbefore itcanbe used? -> Egg Điền phần còn lại của các thành ngữ, cụm từ sau: Câu 1/10: Don't count your chickens... A. ...because it won't make them fly. B. ... but count the foxes. C. ... before they're on the table. D. ... before they're hatched. Đáp án: D
  • 3. Câu 2/10: Jack of all trades... A. ... and not paid for any. B. ... and expert at all. C. ... and willing to share. D. ... and master of none. Đáp án: D Câu 3/10: A stitch in time... A. ... is a stitch in space B. ... saves nine. C. ... hurts nobody. D. ...changes the path. Đáp án: B Câu 4/10: When in Rome... A. ... don't wish yourself in Venice. B. ... do as the Romans do. C. ... visit the Colosseum. D. ... try the pasta. Đáp án: B Câu 5/10: Speak of the Devil... A. ... and dig your own grave B. ... and he will appear. C. ... and expect the worst. D. ... and grow a forked tongue. Đáp án: B Câu 6/10:
  • 4. When the cat's away... A. ... the mice will stray. B. ... the mice will bray. C. .. the mice will play D. ... the mice will pay. Đáp án: C Câu 7/10: Fools rush in... A. ... and have to rush back out. B. ...where angels fears to tread. C. ...but wise men stay. D. ...and never differ. Đáp án: B Câu 8/10: Better the devil you know... A. ... but better none at all. B. ... than a strange angel. C. ... see you for what you are. D. ... than the devil you don't. Đáp án: D Câu 9/10: Needs must... A. ...when the Devil drives B. ...so needs shall. C. ...but chances cannot. D. ...when luck fails. Đáp án: A Câu 10/10:
  • 5. Accidents will happen... A. ...when the devil lays traps. B. ...and they often do. C. ...in the best regulated families. D. ...but caution saves lives. Đáp án: C
  • 6. 31 Aug – 5 Sep
  • 7. EXPRESSIONS WITH THE VERB FALL CÁC CỤM TỪ HAY GẶP VỚI ĐỘNG TỪ FALL)
  • 8. VERBS TO EXPRESS DAILY ACTIVITIES (ĐỘNG TỪ DIỄN TẢ HOẠT ĐỘNG HÀNG NGÀY)
  • 9. MỘT SỐ KHÁCBIỆT GIỮA TIẾNG ANHANHVÀ ANHMỸ
  • 10. CÁC CÁCH KHÁC NHAU ĐỂ HỎI ĐƯỜNG
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  • 14. CÂU ĐỐ TIẾNG ANH Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? A: He wanted to see the waterfall. Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see the butterfly. Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe? A: He wanted to save time. Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? A: A clock. Q: What has a neck, but no head? A: A bottle. Q: Where is the ocean the deepest? A: On the bottom. Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window? A: He wanted to see time fly. Submitted by Chris from Australia Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends? A: Ohio. Submitted by Jesus Macario Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this ?" A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other" PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is important. (too = 2) Submitted by Zekih. Q: How do you spell mousetrap? A: C-A-T. Submitted by Mumblia This one should be spoken. Q: How many legs does an ant have? A: Two, the same as an uncle. (HINT: ant = aunt) Submitted by C. Berry
  • 15. Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery? A: All of them. Q: What can't be used until it's broken? A: An egg. Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? A: Baby tigers. Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over? A: A newspaper Submitted by: Ashley Q: Why is number six afraid ? A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Submitted by MR Engelsman Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy? A: He has bugs on his teeth! Submitted by Judy Snoke Q: What did zero say to eight? A: Nice belt. (The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.) Submitted by Charlotte and Francis Q: What did number 1 say to 7? A: Nice hair Submitted by Submitted by Michael In the alphabet... Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? A: "i" (I) Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons? "y" (Why?") Submitted by: Melina Gasser- Argentina Q: Which letter is not me? A: U. Submitted by: Hamed Mohamed Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days? A: W (Double u- Double you)
  • 16. Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole? A: Because every direction is south. Submitted by Cüneyt ARAS Q: Why is the A like a flower? A: Because the B is after it. Submitted by Angelika Pichler Why is the letter "A" like noon? Because it's in the middle of the day. Submitted by Motoko Hashimoto Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?" A: "The C" Submitted by Susana P. Varona Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?" A: "The Q. (queue) Submitted by José Mª Pérez Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail? A: A horse and its rider. Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything? A: The horse's shadow. Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse? A. Because of the coffin Submitted by Ciaran P. McCarthy Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage? Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry. Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? A: A teapot. Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk there. Submitted by Yang Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall? A: Because it's too far to walk! Submitted by Michèle Larouche Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them. Submitted by Paulo José L. do Amaral I tried this one with Japanese university students. They understood all the words and enjoyed it.
  • 17. Q: What are the 3 important rings in life? A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering. Q: Which room has no doors, no windows. A: A mushroom. Submitted by LUZ Q: What gets wetter as it dries? A: A towel Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible? A: His horse's name is Tuesday. Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY) Submitted by Toni Allen (from daughter) Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor? A: The doctor was his mother. It's an old riddle that is more difficult in some countries than in others. Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school? A: Because he/she was going to high school! Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing! Submitted by: Dave Williams Q: What are the two strongest days of the week? A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days. Submitted by both Motoko Hashimoto & Alfredo Bilopolsky Q: How far can a dog run into the forest? A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest. Submitted by: Rabi'a Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"? A: BBBBBBB Submitted by: Drew Bassett
  • 18. Q: Which is faster, heat or cold? A: Heat, because you can catch a cold. A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty? B: 4 or 5 A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty. Submitted by: Mirali If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one. Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? A: To find Pluto. Submitted by: Elisa-SN Argentina Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma. (It needs to be spoken to understand it.) Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car? A: Carlos It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car) Submitted by Laurence Whiteside Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening? A: You don't have to pay for lightening. This riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on occupations. Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ? A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN. Submitted by: Tania Mello (Sao Paulo, Brazil) Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up? A: Your lap. (good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop', lap-dog, etc.) Submitted by: Richard Q: What do you call a witch at the beach? A: A sandwich. Submitted by Tinour Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street. Submitted by: Drew Hinds Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day? A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain Submitted by: Eileen Dwyer
  • 19. Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool? A: There is a fan in every seat. My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one. Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages? A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual. Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages? A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual. Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language? A: An American! Submitted by: Sarah Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: Fsh. (Hint: No "eye" = No "i") Submitted by: Kristi Swarbrick, Edmonton, AB, Canada Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul? A: A pack of playing cards. Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself? A: Selfish. Submitted by Cüneyt Aras, Turkey Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? A: Because the teacher was Hayden. (Hayden --> Hidin' --> Hiding) Submitted by Sheila S. and Judy R. Q. What's a minimum? A. A very small mother! (mini-mom) Submitted by Thierry A. Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? A: Because it's two-tired (too tired) Submitted by Shir Noy Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter? A: Pork chops. Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body? A: A coin.
  • 20. Q: What's got a wave but no sea? A: My hair. Submitted by Nadia, age 7 Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms? A: A yard. Submitted by Dobbin Pelagius Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus? A: Wherever he wants to. Submitted by François Falardeau What makes "oom" and gives milk? A cow walking backwards. Submitted by Fernando Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar? A: Ouch! Submitted by Miguel M. Llop Díaz-Cano Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City? A: The Vampire State building. Q: What do cows like to read? A: The mooooospaper Q: What is the longest word? A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s. Submitted by Guillermo Flores Grajales - Mexico City ESL teacher. Re-worded by another teacher. Q: What's the longest word in the English language? A: Smiles. (Because there's a mile between the first and the last letter.) A: What is the word that everybody always says wrong? B: "Wrong". Submitted by Qin Honghuai Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A: Short Submitted by Kevin Schoepp A: What's the longest word in the dictionary? B; Rubber-band -- because it streches. Submitted by Christopher Berry
  • 21. Q. How many seconds are there in one year? A. Twelve. January second, February second, March second... Submitted by Mark A. Cole Q. What two days of the week start with the letter "T"? A. Tuesday and Thursday? NO, today and tomorrow! Submitted by Mark A. Cole Q: What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread? A: If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole. Submitted by M.Pampush Q: Why did the pony have a sore throat? A: Because it was a little horse. (hoarse) Q: What did the undertaker die of? A: Coughin' (coffin) Q: Why can't a nose be twelve inches? A: Because then it would be a foot. Q: How do porcupines kiss each other? A: Very carefully. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck. Q: What has teeth but can't bite? A: A Comb. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. Q. Why did the turkey cross the road? A. Because the chicken was on vacation. Submitted by Linda Edgerton Q. Why did the baby cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken. Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide! A: Why did the chewing-gum cross the road? B: Because it was stuck to the chickens foot. Submitted by Christopher Berry
  • 22. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the possum it could be done. Submitted by Alex McLean Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue? A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it. NOTE: For this to be funny, students need to understand that in many cultures women have the image of speaking so much that their husbands seldom have a chance to say anything. Q: A big moron and a little moron are walking across a bridge when the big moron falls off. Why didn't the little moron fall off? A: He was a little more on. Submitted by Kevin Schoepp Q: Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. A: "Inkstand", "in" is at the beginning, "kst" is in the middle, and "and" is at the end. Submitted by Kevin Schoepp Q: When does a dialect become a language? A: When its speakers get an army and a navy. Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad? A: Lettuce alone without any dressing. Submitted by David Henry Q: Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? A: Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there. Submitted by Shad Schroeder Q: Why don't sharks eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny. Submitted by maggie Q: What would the pig say when its tailed was held tight by the farmer who had a sharp knife in his other hand? A: "That's the end of me!" Submitted by Jing Wen of San Francisco Q: Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick? A: To a horsepital. Q: What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment? A: Tell him I can't see him today. Submitted by Genivaldo Rodrigues Sobrinho
  • 23. Q: Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean? A: Columbus! Submitted by Kusuma from Thailand Q: What a bee says when it gets in the hive? A: Hi Honey! I'm home! Submitted by Bianca Lévesque -ESL Teacher , Montreal - Canada Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut ! Submitted by Mark Grable A: Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon? Q: Because he wanted to see her bust! Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: fsh (No letter "i", so no i's.) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idea. (No eye deer) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no idea. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? A: They go to the mooovies! Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies? A: A dead horse! A: What is the difference between a mail box and an elephant? B: I don't know. A: I'm not going to give you any letters to post then! Submitted by Leda Giménez de Comba , from Argentina Q: What do you call 'a fly' without wings? A: You call it 'a walk.' Submitted by Makaron I saw this on a web-site of musician jokes. It's not original, but I thought I would share it. Here it is: Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond? A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns money. Submitted by James Wilson, Mt. San Antonio College
  • 24. Q: What color is a guitar string? A: Plink! (It is the sound the a guitar makes. The word sounds like the color "pink.") Submitted by Submitted by V. Ellison What goes "ZUB, ZUB"? A bee flying backwards.(Buz,Buz) Submitted by Jozef Karpat (After teaching about telling time) Teacher: What time is it? Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine? Teacher: Nope. Students: About nine o'clock? Teacher: No. Students: What then? Teacher: It's time to go home. Submitted by Kier Bass Q: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb? A: You are the light of my life. Submitted by brenda "la chuca" Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his Saturday round of golf? A: In case he got a hole in one. Submitted by Leah Davis Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? A. In case he got a hole in one! Submitted by Lesley Morgan Q: What flowers have two lips? A: Tulips Q: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they? A: Stamps Submitted by Takya, Malaysia. Q: Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff? A: There's no use crying over split milk. Submitted by Alfred Vincent Q: Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left? A: None. They were all copycats. Q: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? A: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells. Submitted by Cristina Toso
  • 25. Q: What is a bachelor? A: A man who never Mrs. (misses) anyone. Submitted by C. Berry Q: Why do cows have bells? A: Because their horns don't work. Submitted by Barbara Koehler This one may be difficult for some ESL students since it requires knowing the words "seagul", "bay" and "bagel" Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels! Submitted by Corey Palmer, Lemoore, CA Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and an English textbook? A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline. Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method? A: Shoot nine of them. (Use as an example of the insult variety of jokes.) Q: Why were the little drops of ink crying? A: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how long her sentence would be. Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka "Anonymouse" Q: How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater? A: I didn't even know sheep could knit! Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation? A: Expla-nation. Q: What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.? A: Color-ado. Submitted by Jeanine Padilha,Brazil Q: In what state does it cost the most to live in? A: Expennsylvania. Submitted by Mike McKinney Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get? A: The cold shoulder. Submitted by Sean
  • 26. A Christmas time joke for grammar classes: Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses. Submitted by: Mike Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Why bother, he won't come anyway. Q: How do you top a car? A: Tep on the brake, tupid! Submitted by Sandra Duncan Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ? A: Unquestionablely! Submitted by lisa Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk. Submitted by Kevin Long Vocabulary Quiz: Q: What is the longest word in the English language? A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.) Information Quiz: Q: What is the tallest building in our town? A: The library. (It has the most stories.) Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka "Anonymouse" Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and Finnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom? A: European. (You're a-peein'.) Submitted by Cara Thompson (from my step-daughters) This riddle may be good for high-level science majors. Q: What do you call a test tube that graduates from high school? A: A graduated cylinder Submitted by Margaret Elliott Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes. Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman? A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
  • 27. A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first! Submitted by: Robert Q: How did Jonah feel after he got swallowed by a fish? A: Down in the mouth. Q: What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor? A: Make me one with everything. Submitted by Jason Schulte Maybe only appropriate for more mature students. Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam! Submitted by: DuMars Q: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a table. How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape? A: The first man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the dates off the calendar and played the piano until he found the right key, which he used to unlock the door. The second man looked in the mirror to see what he saw. Then he took the saw and cut the table in half. Next, he put the two halves together to make a whole. Finally, he crawled out through the hole. The third man broke out with the measles. Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka "Anonymouse" Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick! Submitted by Moira Dykes, Cambridge Teacher: How can we get some clean water? Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
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  • 47. CÁC TỪ TƯƠNG TỰ ĐỂ NÓI “AWFUL”
  • 48. TỪ VỰNG THEO CHỦ ĐỀ I – MỸ PHẨM cotton wool bông eyeliner bút kẻ mắt eyeshadow phấn mắt face powder phấn mặt foundation phấn nền hair colouring hoặc hair dye nhuộm tóc hair gel gel tóc hair spray xịt tóc hair wax sáp bôi tóc hand cream kem bôi tay lip gloss son bóng lipstick son môi make-up đồ trang điểm mascara mascara moisturising cream kem dưỡng ẩm nail varnish sơn móng tay nail varnish remover chất tẩy sơn móng tay II – CÁC VẬT DỤNG TRONG NHÀ TẮM aftershave kem bôi sau khi cạo râu comb lược thẳng conditioner dầu xả dental floss chỉ nha khoa deodorant chất khử mùi hairbrush lược chùm mouthwash nước súc miệng nail file cái giũa móng tay nail scissors kéo cắt móng tay panty liners băng vệ sinh hàng ngày perfume nước hoa razor dao cạo râu
  • 49. razorblade lưỡi dao cạo sanitary towels băng vệ sinh ngoài shaving brush chổi cạo râu shaving cream kem cạo râu shaving foam bọt cạo râu shaving gel gel cạo râu shampoo dầu gội đầu shower gel sữa tắm soap xà phòng thơm tampons băng vệ sinh trong toothbrush bàn chải toothpaste kem đánh răng tweezers nhíp III – TIỀN TỆ pound (British pound hoặc pound sterling) đồng bảng Anh (gọi là British pound hay pound sterling) dollar (US dollar) đồng đô la Mỹ euro đồng euro yen đồng yên Swiss franc đồng franc Thụy Sĩ rouble đồng rúp Australian dollar đồng đô la Úc Canadian dollar đồng đô la Canada rupee đồng rupi yuan đồng Nhân dân tệ IV – PHÒNG BẾP fridge (viếttắtcủa refrigerator) tủ lạnh coffee pot bình pha cà phê cooker bếpnấu
  • 50. dishwasher máy rửa bát freezer tủ đá kettle ấm đun nước oven lònướng stove bếpnấu toaster lònướngbánh mì washingmachine máy giặt Đồ dùng trong bếp bottle opener cái mở chai bia choppingboard thớt colander cái rổ corkscrew cái mở chai rượu fryingpan chảo rán grater hoặc cheese grater cái nạo juicer máy éphoa quả blender máy xayhoa quả kitchenfoil giấybạc gói thức ăn kitchenscales cân thực phẩm ladle cái môi múc mixingbowl bát trộn thức ăn ovencloth khănlót lò ovengloves găng tay dùngcho lò sưởi
  • 51. rollingpin cái cán bột saucepan nồi scouringpad hoặc scourer miếngrửa bát sieve cái rây tinopener cái mở hộp tongs cái kẹp tray cái khay,mâm whisk cái đánh trứng woodenspoon thìa gỗ ĐƯỜNG SÁ bypass đường vòng country lane đường ở nông thôn dual carriageway xa lộ hai chiều main road đường phố lớn motorway xa lộ one-way street phố một chiều ring road đường vành đai road đường toll road đường có thu lệ phí ĐẶC ĐIỂM CỦA ĐƯỜNG SÁ corner góc phố crossroads ngã tư kerb or curb mép vỉa hè fork ngã ba
  • 52. hard shoulder vạt đất cạnh xa lộ để dừng xe junction ngã tư, nơi các con đường giao nhau lay-by chỗ tạm dừng xe trên đường level crossing đoạn đường ray giao đường cái pavement (tiếng Anh Mỹ: sidewalk) vỉa hè pedestrian crossing vạch sang đường road sign biển chỉ đường roadside lề đường roadworks công trình sửa đường roundabout bùng binh services dịch vụ signpost biển báo speed limit giới hạn tốc độ T-junction ngã ba toll lệ phí qua đường hay qua cầu traffic light đèn giao thông turning chỗ rẽ CÁC VẤN ĐỀ XẢY RA accident tai nạn breakdown hỏng xe breathalyser dụng cụ kiểm tra độ cồn trong hơi thở jack đòn bẩy jump leads dây sạc điện flat tyre lốp xịt fog sương mù icy road đường trơn vì băng puncture thủng xăm speeding fine phạt tốc độ spray bụi nước traffic jam tắc đường to crash đâm to have an accident bị tai nạn to skid trượt bánh xe to stall làm chết máy to swerve ngoặt
  • 53. HỌC LÁI XE driving instructor giáo viên dạy lái xe driving lesson buổi học lái xe driving licence bằng lái xe driving school trường dạy lái xe driving test thi bằng lái xe learner driver người tập lái to fail your driving test thi trượt bằng lái xe to pass your driving test thi đỗ bằng lái xe ĐỖ XE car park bãi đỗ xe disabledparkingspace chỗ đỗ xe cho người khuyếttật multi-storeycarpark bãi đỗ xe nhiềutầng to park đỗ xe parkingmeter máy tính tiềnđỗxe parkingspace chỗ đỗ xe parkingticket vé đỗ xe trafficwarden nhânviênkiểmsoátviệcđỗ xe
  • 54. Tại trạm bơm xăng car wash rửa xe ô tô diesel dầu diesel oil dầu petrol xăng petrol pump bơmxăng petrol station trạm bơmxăng unleaded khôngchì Loại phương tiện bike (viếttắtcủa bicycle) xe đạp campervan xe nhà lưuđộng bus xe buýt car xe hơi caravan nhà lưuđộng (đượckéobởi ô tô hoặc ngựa) coach xe khách lorry xe tải minibus xe buýtnhỏ moped xe gắn máy có bàn đạp motorbike (viếttắtcủa motorcycle) xe máy scooter xe ga taxi taxi tractor xe đầu kéo truck xe tải
  • 55. Các từ hữu ích khác car hire thuê xe car keys chìa khóaxe ô tô con cyclist người đi xe đạp driver tài xế garage ga ra mechanic thợ sửa máy insurance bảo hiểm passenger hànhkhách pedestrian người đi bộ reverse gear số lùi road map bản đồ đườngđi second-hand đồ cũ speed tốc độ traffic giaothông tyre pressure áp suất lốp vehicle phươngtiện to accelerate tăng tốc to brake phanh to change gear chuyểnsố to drive lái xe to overtake vượtxe khác to reverse đi lùi
  • 56. to slowdown chậm lại to speedup tăng tốc to steer lái NGÀNH NGHỀ accountancy ngànhkế toán advertising ngànhquảng cáo agriculture ngànhnông nghiệp banking ngànhngân hàng broadcasting nghề phát thanhtruyềnhình the buildingtrade ngànhxây dựng the chemical industry ngànhhóa chất the civil service ngànhdân chính computing ngànhtin học the constructionindustry ngànhxây dựng the drinksindustry ngànhsản xuất đồ uống engineering ngànhkỹ thuật the entertainmentindustry ngànhcông nghiệpgiải trí farming ngànhnuôi trồng theotrang trại financial services ngànhdịch vụtài chính the fishingindustry ngànhngư nghiệp healthcare ngànhy tế hotel andcatering ngànhkhách sạn và phụcvụ ăn uống
  • 57. humanresources mảng nhânsự insurance ngànhbảo hiểm IT (viếttắtcủa informationtechnology) IT (côngnghệ thông tin) the legal profession nghề luật local government chính quyềnđịaphương manufacturing ngànhsản xuất marketing ngànhmarketing the medical profession nghề y mining ngànhmỏ the motor industry ngànhsản xuất ô tô the newspaperindustry ngànhbáo chí the oil industry ngànhdầu khí the pharmaceutical industry ngànhdược PR (viếttắtcủa publicrelations) ngànhPR (quanhệ công chúng) publishing ngànhxuất bản the retail trade ngànhbán lẻ sales ngànhkinhdoanh the shippingindustry ngànhvận chuyểnđườngthủy teaching ngànhgiảng dạy telecommunications ngànhviễnthông television ngànhtruyềnhình the travel industry ngànhdu lịch
  • 58. Tục ngữ thông dụng tiếng anh 1. Có qua có lại mới toại lòng nhau You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours 2. Có mới nới cũ New one in, old one out 3. Mất bò mới lo làm chuồng It’ too late to lock the stable when the horse is stolen 4. Gừng càng già càng cay With age comes wisdom 5. Không có gì quý hơn độc lập tự do Nothing is more precious than independence and freedom 6. Tốt gỗ hơn tốt nước sơn Handsome is as handsome does 7. Múa rìu qua mắt thợ Never offer to teach fish to swim 8. Chưa học bò chớ lo học chạy To try to run before the one can walk 9. Chưa thấy quan tài chưa đổ lệ Nobody has ever shed tears without seeing a coffin 10. Tiền nào của nấy You get what you pay for 11. Khỏe như trâu As strong as a horse 12. Đường nào cũng về La Mã All roads lead to Rome 13. Hữu xạ tự nhiên hương Good wine needs no bush 14. Vỏ quýt dày có móng tay nhọn Diamond cuts diamond
  • 59. 5. Thương cho roi cho vọt Spare the rod and spoil the child 16. Nói một đường làm một nẻo Speak one way and act another 17. Đừng đánh giá con người qua bề ngoài Don’t judge a book by its cover 18. Nói gần nói xa chẳng qua nói thật It’s no use beating around the bush 19. Mưu sự tại nhân thành sự tại thiên Man proposes God deposes 20. Xa mặt cách lòng Out of sight out of mind