This document provides a light-hearted look at the rights and responsibilities of library directors from the perspective of a library director. It outlines 7 rights that directors should have: 1) a fair wage, 2) timely and appropriate feedback, 3) a unified and loyal board, 4) participation in the policymaking process, 5) protection from politics, 6) freedom in personnel management, and 7) freedom from meddling. It emphasizes the importance of boards advocating for and supporting their directors in order to effectively serve the community.