What Is "The JadeShop™"?
The JadeShop™ is a free, codeless, PowerPoint game streaming service (for 2010+) which offers a large and growing variety of titles available to either play online, or store locally on your device! There are also TV, music, and relaxation services and an integrated parental rating system; and new content is added as soon as it's available!
How It Works:
"The JadeShop™" features a revolutionary eight way "EXTRAS slash INFO slash CACHE slash TV slash RELAX slash VIBES slash NEWS slash MAIN" toggle button, which lets you switch between the various kinds of media available via our service.
The JadeShop - A PowerPoint Game Streaming Service By JadeJohnson Games
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5. MAIN MODE
The default mode is "MAIN". This is where you land when you first log
into the JadeShop application, or when you've left it alone for five
minutes and it refreshes due to inactivity. Main Mode lets you stream
the majority of the stable and or finalized first party content by
"JadeJohnson Games™“, the non for profit, hobby based
SlideShowGame company that invented, owns, powers, curates, and
updates “The JadeShop™”, and a subsidiary of “JadeJohnson
Industries™”. "MAIN" Mode titles are also available for download in
"CACHE" Mode, each appearing under the category of either
"PEACEABLE WINS" or "HARDCORE GAMES".
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6. Little Jaders™
This is a slimmed down
edition of “The
JadeShop™” that is
curated to an even more
resolute degree, to ensure
that it is safe for the
majority of kids ages three
to twelve! Children using
“Little Jaders™” do not
have access to the
“EXTRAS” and “CACHE”
modes found in the normal
JadeShop™, and the
vernacular used in the
interface has been
incredibly simplified.
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This service is not
intended for older
audiences, as it is
specifically aimed at and
strictly curated for children
ages three through twelve.
All content is child friendly.
7. BIG SEAN: ONLY ONE
. . . All is quiet . . . You are
deep in thought, taking in
the scenery of your new
workplace. Suddenly, a
sharp male voice shatters
the walls of your
meditative state. You turn
around to find your boss at
your threshold, saying
something about needing
you to help him kill off a
bunch of zombies of his X
girlfriend so he can
apologize for derogating
her in his lyrics. Unsure of
your fate, will you do it?
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8. Juan Miguel: Solamente Una
This is the Spanish
localized edition of “Big
Sean: ONLY ONE”.
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9. BIG SEAN: ONLY 2
In the sequel to “BIG SEAN
– ONLY ONE”, you play
Ariana Grande’s assistant,
and try to help her avoid
her ex boyfriend’s many
ghosts and apologize to
him after their breakup
over an offensive lyric that
he cast at her in a rap
song. Can you break Ari
free of his curse? Or will
she have one less
“Problem” without you?
See if you can survive “BIG
SEAN: ONLY 2”, available
now on the JadeShop!
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10. BIG SEAN: ONLY 2 XG
In the sequel to “BIG SEAN
– ONLY ONE”, you play
Ariana Grande’s assistant,
and try to help her avoid
her ex boyfriend’s many
ghosts and apologize to
him after their breakup
over an offensive lyric that
he cast at her in a rap
song. Can you break Ari
free of his curse? Or will
she have one less
“Problem” without you?
See if you can survive “BIG
SEAN: ONLY 2”, available
now on the JadeShop!
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11. AnNiéMoN 5.0
AnNiéMoN 5.0 is the fifth
iteration of the incredibly
well known “AnNiéMoN
Role Playing Game Battle
Simulator” for PowerPoint
and SlideShow game
consoles. It is heavily
inspired and modelled
after the “PoKéMoN™”
franchise by Nintendo,
Game Freak, And The
PoKéMoN Company. In
AnNiéMoN, your goal is to
continuously knock out
opponents until you beat
your last high score.
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12. AnNiéMoN 6.0
AnNiéMoN 6.0 is the sixth
iteration of the incredibly
well known “AnNiéMoN
Role Playing Game Battle
Simulator” for PowerPoint
and SlideShow game
consoles. It is heavily
inspired and modelled
after the “PoKéMoN™”
franchise by Nintendo,
Game Freak, And The
PoKéMoN Company. In
AnNiéMoN, your goal is to
continuously knock out
opponents until you beat
your last high score.
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13. AnNiéMoN 8.0
AnNiéMoN 8.0 is the eighth
iteration of the incredibly
well known “AnNiéMoN
Role Playing Game Battle
Simulator” for PowerPoint
and SlideShow game
consoles. It is heavily
inspired and modelled
after the “PoKéMoN™”
franchise by Nintendo,
Game Freak, And The
PoKéMoN Company. In
AnNiéMoN, your goal is to
continuously knock out
opponents until you beat
your last high score.
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14. JayBowl 2 DX
“JayBowl 2 DX”, properly
known as “JayBowl 2 –
Still Standing”, is the
“JayDee Records™” (now
“JadeJohnson Records™”
to avoid copyright battles
with similar sounding
name brands like “J.D.
Power” and the likes)
deluxe variant of the
original “JayBowl 2 – Still
Standing”, released for the
(then branded as) “JayDee
Hui” and “JayDee Hui U”
consoles in mid 2016. Can
you get a perfect game?
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15. JayBowl 4 PM
This title is the fourth
iteration in “The Classic
JayBowl Saga”. Because it
is the fourth game in the
series, there are actually
four different versions.
“Peaceful Modernity”,
“Peaceful Modernity
(Tournament Edition)”,
“Revengeful Orthodoxy”,
and “Revengeful
Orthodoxy (Tournament
Edition). Do you think you
have what it takes to get a
perfect game in all four
editions of the game?
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16. JayBowl 4 PMTE
This title is the fourth
iteration in “The Classic
JayBowl Saga”. Because it
is the fourth game in the
series, there are actually
four different versions.
“Peaceful Modernity”,
“Peaceful Modernity
(Tournament Edition)”,
“Revengeful Orthodoxy”,
and “Revengeful
Orthodoxy (Tournament
Edition). Do you think you
have what it takes to get a
perfect game in all four
editions of the game?
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17. JayBowl 4 RO
This title is the fourth
iteration in “The Classic
JayBowl Saga”. Because it
is the fourth game in the
series, there are actually
four different versions.
“Peaceful Modernity”,
“Peaceful Modernity
(Tournament Edition)”,
“Revengeful Orthodoxy”,
and “Revengeful
Orthodoxy (Tournament
Edition). Do you think you
have what it takes to get a
perfect game in all four
editions of the game?
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18. JayBowl 4 ROTE
This title is the fourth
iteration in “The Classic
JayBowl Saga”. Because it
is the fourth game in the
series, there are actually
four different versions.
“Peaceful Modernity”,
“Peaceful Modernity
(Tournament Edition)”,
“Revengeful Orthodoxy”,
and “Revengeful
Orthodoxy (Tournament
Edition). Do you think you
have what it takes to get a
perfect game in all four
editions of the game?
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19. JayBowl A.O.L.
JayBowl 4 was originally
the final entry in the SAGA,
so when “JayBowl –
Arcade Of Legends” came
out, it was at that point that
fans began calling the
collection less of a “Saga”
and more of a “Franchise”.
As it turns out; from the
start, a lot of time and
money went into the
series’s development, so
even though it is
completely free to play,
those fans, “The Jaders”,
were not far off at all!
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20. JayBowl: LEGENDS
“JayBowl: LEGENDS” is
the full culmination of its
developers’s dreams of the
perfect bowling video
game franchise. LEGENDS
comes with the
trademarked
“JadeJohnson Games
SMART ACTIONS MENU™”
which lets players share
the joy with their friends
on their favourite social
media sites, order food
and drinks for tournaments
and parties, and entertain
themselves with videos!
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21. SUPER MEGAFORCE
This is the highly
acclaimed PowerPoint port
of the Nintendo® 3DS™
title, “POWER RANGERS
SUPER MEGAFORCE”.
With fourty save files,
players have hours upon
hours of gameplay to
enjoy.
Play as all five Super
Megaforce Rangers, Gokai
Silver, and Robo Knight,
and stop The Armada from
killing innocent children.
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22. JAYCRAFT
“JAYCRAFT” just so
happens to be one of the
incredibly many
“demakes” of
“MINECRAFT” that are
available for PowerPoint.
“MINECRAFT”, in itself,
features a “Survival Mode”,
in which you gather
enough supplies to
maximize your living
conditions, all whilst
avoiding monsters called
“Mobs” at night. JayCraft
portrays 3 Survival days.
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23. JAYCRAFT: PianoMod
“JAYCRAFT” just so
happens to be one of the
incredibly many
“demakes” of
“MINECRAFT” that are
available for PowerPoint.
“MINECRAFT”, in itself,
features a “Survival Mode”,
in which you gather
enough supplies to
maximize your living
conditions, all whilst
avoiding monsters called
“Mobs” at night. JayCraft
portrays 3 Survival days.
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24. JAYCRAFT: 16BitMod
“JAYCRAFT” just so
happens to be one of the
incredibly many
“demakes” of
“MINECRAFT” that are
available for PowerPoint.
“MINECRAFT”, in itself,
features a “Survival Mode”,
in which you gather
enough supplies to
maximize your living
conditions, all whilst
avoiding monsters called
“Mobs” at night. JayCraft
portrays 3 Survival days.
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25. AnNiéDex
Most AnNiéMoN fans have
no idea that the “Animé
Monsters” game series
was originally supposed to
be so much more complex,
with there being up to at
least fourty different types
of creatures in Annie’s
world. This proves that
this was not just a theory,
but a reality that couldn’t
yet be achieved at the time
of the release of the first
game in the “Dead Or Alive
– AnNiéMoN Style” saga
for iKuma 3DC.
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26. Blinded By Bubbles
Life here on planet
Bubtronite is not what it
used to be, and it’s up to
you to pop all the black ink
bubbles in each and every
region to save your world
from utter blindness.
Click or tap anywhere on
the black screen to pop a
bubble. In every region,
there is a magical
“Accessibility Bubble” that
can be popped in order to
clear all the rest of the
bubbles in said area.
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27. BOP IT: Beat Bop
IN A WORLD: where every
problem exists as either an
unbopped purple button,
an unpulled blue lever, an
untwisted yellow knob, an
unflicked green spring, or
an unspun red wheel; one
race: can get things
moving once aGain! Bop
to the top, and twist ‘til you
pop, in the PowerPoint
adaptation of the award
winning battery operated
toy franchise by Hasbro,
“Bop It – For JadeJohnson
TALE”! Are you ready?
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28. BOP IT: Beat Bop SOLO
IN A WORLD: where every
problem exists as either an
unbopped purple button,
an unpulled blue lever, an
untwisted yellow knob, an
unflicked green spring, or
an unspun red wheel; one
race: can get things
moving once aGain! Bop
to the top, and twist ‘til you
pop, in the PowerPoint
adaptation of the award
winning battery operated
toy franchise by Hasbro,
“Bop It – For JadeJohnson
TALE”! Are you ready?
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29. BOP IT: Mix Bop
IN A WORLD: where every
problem exists as either an
unbopped purple button,
an unpulled blue lever, an
untwisted yellow knob, an
unflicked green spring, or
an unspun red wheel; one
race: can get things
moving once aGain! Bop
to the top, and twist ‘til you
pop, in the PowerPoint
adaptation of the award
winning battery operated
toy franchise by Hasbro,
“Bop It – For JadeJohnson
TALE”! Are you ready?
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30. BOP IT: Mix Bop SOLO
IN A WORLD: where every
problem exists as either an
unbopped purple button,
an unpulled blue lever, an
untwisted yellow knob, an
unflicked green spring, or
an unspun red wheel; one
race: can get things
moving once aGain! Bop
to the top, and twist ‘til you
pop, in the PowerPoint
adaptation of the award
winning battery operated
toy franchise by Hasbro,
“Bop It – For JadeJohnson
TALE”! Are you ready?
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31. BOP IT: Vox Bop
IN A WORLD: where every
problem exists as either an
unbopped purple button,
an unpulled blue lever, an
untwisted yellow knob, an
unflicked green spring, or
an unspun red wheel; one
race: can get things
moving once aGain! Bop
to the top, and twist ‘til you
pop, in the PowerPoint
adaptation of the award
winning battery operated
toy franchise by Hasbro,
“Bop It – For JadeJohnson
TALE”! Are you ready?
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32. BOP IT: Vox Bop SOLO
IN A WORLD: where every
problem exists as either an
unbopped purple button,
an unpulled blue lever, an
untwisted yellow knob, an
unflicked green spring, or
an unspun red wheel; one
race: can get things
moving once aGain! Bop
to the top, and twist ‘til you
pop, in the PowerPoint
adaptation of the award
winning battery operated
toy franchise by Hasbro,
“Bop It – For JadeJohnson
TALE”! Are you ready?
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33. JaDéMoN D&N (Ketchum Style)
Have you ever wondered
what “PoKéMoN SUN and
PoKéMoN MOON” would
look, sound, and feel like
on the JadeReam™
console? Well then, this
here mini game is
definitely your answer!
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34. JadeJohnsonTALE™XG No Saves
At “JadeCon 2017”, The
“TALE XG” bios was
released to give a huge
tenth generation upgrade
to JadeJohnson Games’s
powerful, originally ninth
gen console. This is the
official emulator of its new
operating system,
however, because you are
only emulating this
firmware and since it is not
directly linked to your
device’s file infrastructure,
you will not be able to save
the data you create in it.
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35. JAYMATCH
JAYMATCH is a
gyroscopically controlled
professional wrestling
game loosely based on the
WWE video game series by
2K.
A tenth generation edition
of the title is supposedly
going to be released for
the JadeJohnson TALE XG
in the somewhat distant
future.
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36. Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker
This game is so famous,
does it even need any
explanation!?
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37. Super Megaforce 2.0 JP AUDIO
Help The Power Rangers
Super Megaforce save
innocent children called
“Power Kids” from being
captured by The Armada
and having their energy
sucked out of them for evil
uses!
Controls:
Open Door: Click on one.
Jump: Click your waist..
Kick: Click your feet.
Spin: Click your chest.
Punch: Click above head.
Attack: Click ahead of you.
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38. Super Megaforce 2.0 US AUDIO
Help The Power Rangers
Super Megaforce save
innocent children called
“Power Kids” from being
captured by The Armada
and having their energy
sucked out of them for evil
uses!
Controls:
Open Door: Click on one.
Jump: Click your waist..
Kick: Click your feet.
Spin: Click your chest.
Punch: Click above head.
Attack: Click ahead of you.
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39. VICTORiOUS Heart Timer
“*****VICTORiOUS*****” is a
children’s sitcom first aired
on Nickelodeon in 2010,
about Tori Vega, a girl who
got into a top notch
academy for talented
teens, called “Hollywood
Arts High School”, by
filling in for her sister on
stage when the latter had
an alergic reaction. It
follows Tori’s and her
friends’s lives. This game
is a real life simulation of
the EKG scanner from the
episode, “Rex Dies”.
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40. VICTORiOUS Jade’s Quest
“*****VICTORiOUS*****” is a
children’s sitcom first aired
on Nickelodeon in 2010,
about Tori Vega, a girl who
got into a top notch
academy for talented
teens, called “Hollywood
Arts High School”, by
filling in for her sister on
stage when the latter had
an alergic reaction. It
follows Tori and her
friends’s lives. This game
lets you play Jade West,
and explore the world
around her. This is a beta.
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41. AnNiéMoN Battle 9.0
AnNiéMoN 9.0 is the ninth
iteration of the incredibly
well known “AnNiéMoN
Role Playing Game Battle
Simulator” for PowerPoint
and SlideShow game
consoles. It is heavily
inspired and modelled
after the “PoKéMoN™”
franchise by Nintendo,
Game Freak, And The
PoKéMoN Company. In
AnNiéMoN, your goal is to
continuously knock out
opponents until you beat
your last high score.
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42. AnNiéMoN Battle 9.0 SSFII Ver.
This is the altered ninth
iteration of the incredibly
well known “AnNiéMoN
Role Playing Game Battle
Simulator” for PowerPoint
and SlideShow game
consoles. It is heavily
inspired and modelled
after the “PoKéMoN™”
franchise by Nintendo,
Game Freak, And The
PoKéMoN Company. In
AnNiéMoN, your goal is to
continuously knock out
opponents until you beat
your last high score.
PLAY
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43. Mallory Taylor’s Bebe Rescue
"MALLORY TAYLOR's
BEBE RESCUE" follows
the treacherous journey of
Mallory Taylor, as she
helps save Bebe Ricaurte
and her many clones from
their captivity by the evil
King Patrick Riordan,
whom is foolish enough to
believe that no one will
ever notice that they've
gone missing in the first
place so he can watch
them suffer. Can you
rescue all the Bebes from
King Pat’s “Doom Doors”?
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44. JayBowl – LUMINARIES
This game is the bug fixing
and feature enhancing
sequel to “JayBowl –
LEGENDS”. Most
primarily, it fixes the
disappearing ball glitch
that plagued every
previous JayBowl title, and
it finally lets you enter your
name on the “SCORES”
screen. Other notable
improvements include the
inclusion of 3D models,
even in the new
“JadeJohnson Games
Smart Actions Menu™” V2.
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45. Rock Paper Scissors
It’s the classic game of
“Rock Crushes Scissors,
Paper Covers Rock, And
Scissors Cut Paper”,
variants of which we as
human kind have all been
playing for millenia to
solve life’s miniscule
problems and make petty
decisions. Now though,
the classic super
effectivity triangle has
been reenergized in a
whole new way! Record up
to six players’s scores, and
share them online too!
PLAY
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46. Rock Paper Scissors (Last Gen)
It’s the classic game of
“Rock Crushes Scissors,
Paper Covers Rock, And
Scissors Cut Paper”,
variants of which we as
human kind have all been
playing for millenia to
solve life’s miniscule
problems and make petty
decisions. Now though,
the classic super
effectivity triangle has
been reenergized in a
whole new way! Scoring
and sharing are current
gen features only, however.
PLAY
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47. BIG SEAN: ONLY 2 (11TH GEN)
PLAY
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In the sequel to “BIG SEAN
– ONLY ONE”, you play
Ariana Grande’s assistant,
and try to help her avoid
her ex boyfriend’s many
ghosts and apologize to
him after their breakup
over an offensive lyric that
he cast at her in a rap
song. Can you break Ari
free of his curse? Or will
she have one less
“Problem” without you?
See if you can survive “BIG
SEAN: ONLY 2”, available
now on the JadeShop!
Ersatz Mutilation
Rabble Rousing Pranks
Severe Vigour
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48. BIG SEAN: ONLY 2 (12TH GEN)
PLAY
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In the sequel to “BIG SEAN
– ONLY ONE”, you play
Ariana Grande’s assistant,
and try to help her avoid
her ex boyfriend’s many
ghosts and apologize to
him after their breakup
over an offensive lyric that
he cast at her in a rap
song. Can you break Ari
free of his curse? Or will
she have one less
“Problem” without you?
See if you can survive “BIG
SEAN: ONLY 2”, available
now on the JadeShop!
Ersatz Mutilation
Rabble Rousing Pranks
Severe Vigour
n10sity100%adult40% 12+
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49. CreatureJourney NoSavesDemo
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"Creature Journey: Mirthful
Mansion Maker" is a
parody of Nintendo's 3DS
title, "Animal Crossing:
Happy Home Designer".
Characters: Create and
customize a colossal
collection of characters to
put anywhere you want in
the game. Buildings:
Design and build houses
and other structures to
expand your town. Maps:
Develop your town map for
tourists and new residents.
(PPT knowhow required!)
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50. TheFimsAllInOne(CacheToSave)
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“The Fims: All In One” is a
collection of five games
that parody the Sims™
series by “Electronic Arts”.
You can create your own
characters; build their
homes; make them talk;
customize their
personalities; add custom
music, sounds, voices, and
videos; create a game
within the game; and share
your masterpieces in the
online community!
(PowerPoint knowhow is
definitely required!)
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51. The Battle Of The Bet 1.0.7824
PLAY
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Experience the world’s first
ever true console grade
PowerPoint Video Game
(SlideShowGame) ever!
From the silence of version
1.0.7824, to the horrible
voice acting and the text to
speech of versions
1.60.552 and 2.0.386, “The
Battle Of The Bet HD™” by
“JadeJohnson Games™”
reimagines “The Pong Of
PowerPoint” with mouse
clicking controls instead of
space bar pressing ones.
Ersatz Tissue Discharge
Vigourous Allusions
Intensity29% Adult5% 6+
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52. The Battle Of The Bet 1.60.552
PLAY
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Experience the world’s first
ever true console grade
PowerPoint Video Game
(SlideShowGame) ever!
From the silence of version
1.0.7824, to the horrible
voice acting and the text to
speech of versions
1.60.552 and 2.0.386, “The
Battle Of The Bet HD™” by
“JadeJohnson Games™”
reimagines “The Pong Of
PowerPoint” with mouse
clicking controls instead of
space bar pressing ones.
Ersatz Tissue Discharge
Vigourous Allusions
Intensity29% Adult5% 6+
NEXT
53. The Battle Of The Bet 2.0.386
PLAY
EXITRESET
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Experience the world’s first
ever true console grade
PowerPoint Video Game
(SlideShowGame) ever!
From the silence of version
1.0.7824, to the horrible
voice acting and the text to
speech of versions
1.60.552 and 2.0.386, “The
Battle Of The Bet HD™” by
“JadeJohnson Games™”
reimagines “The Pong Of
PowerPoint” with mouse
clicking controls instead of
space bar pressing ones.
Ersatz Tissue Discharge
Vigourous Allusions
Intensity29% Adult5% 6+
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54. JadeRive™
PLAY
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In this quirky new take on
a driving game, players
assume the role of
SlideShowGame developer
JadeJohnson’s family’s
“new old car”, a 2005
Toyota Highlander that’s
been given a 2007 body
makeover, complete with
2018’s AI, voice control,
and autonomous
automobile technology!
But the tech still has a few
bugs! Can you shoot its
haters in time to save the
Johnsons’ big road trip?
Ersatz Tissue Discharge
Restricted Bareness
Slight Sensual Ideas
Slight Vigour
n10sity57% adult23% 7+
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55. Power Rangers Dino Charge
PLAY
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Fan Favourite Point And
Click Controls! Ranger
Suit Colour Matching
Powers! Better
SoundFonts And Music
Samples! All Ten Rangers
Appear In Game! Updated
Level Selecter
Screenshots! Better Show
Title Text Representation!
After three long years and
one huge developer
rebrand, the Power
Rangers are back with a
Dino Charged bang!
THIS GAME HAS NOT
BEEN RATED VIA THE
JGRS (JadeJohnson
Games Rating System).
PLAYER DISCRETION IS
HIGHLY ADVISED!
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56. PowerRangersDinoSuperCharge
PLAY
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Fan Favourite Point And
Click Controls! Ranger
Suit Colour Matching
Powers! Better
SoundFonts And Music
Samples! All Ten Rangers
Appear In Game! Updated
Level Selecter
Screenshots! Better Show
Title Text Representation!
Real Show Opener Lyrics!
JadeJohnson Games
finished developing this
thirty minutes after “Power
Rangers Dino Charge”!
THIS GAME HAS NOT
BEEN RATED VIA THE
JGRS (JadeJohnson
Games Rating System).
PLAYER DISCRETION IS
HIGHLY ADVISED!
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57. AnNiéMoN Battle 10
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AnNiéMoN 10 is the tenth
iteration of the incredibly
popular “AnNiéMoN
PoKéMoN Battle
Simulator” for PowerPoint
and SlideShow game
consoles. It is heavily
inspired and modelled
after the “PoKéMoN™”
franchise by Nintendo,
Game Freak, And The
PoKéMoN Company. In
AnNiéMoN, your goal is to
continuously knock out
opponents until you beat
your last high score.
THIS GAME HAS NOT
BEEN RATED VIA THE
JGRS (JadeJohnson
Games Rating System).
PLAYER DISCRETION IS
HIGHLY ADVISED!
58.
59. EXTRAS MODE
The "EXTRAS" setting enables you to stream all of the
"JadeJohnson Games™" titles that either are still in development,
were cancelled, or have been put on hiatus to be rereleased for a
newer "JadeJohnson Games™" "console“; as well as play any
second party titles by our subsidiaries, which often may be in
various stages of development and or playability; plus all fully
completed, stable, and approved third party releases. "EXTRAS"
content is also available for download in "CACHE" Mode, each title
appearing under the category of either "PEACEABLE WINS" or
"HARDCORE GAMES".
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60. GIGA STREET FIGHTER II™ Beta
You are currently at “The
JadeShop™”. This is a
cloud based online
PowerPoint Video Game
(SlideShow Game)
streaming service that was
developed by James
Johnson, CEO of
“JadeJohnson Games™”,
a hobby based game
development company,
and a subsidiary of his
larger organization,
“JadeJohnson
Industries™”. Feel pride in
beta testing our new game!
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NOT BEEN RATED VIA THE
JGRS (JadeJohnson
Games Rating System).
USER DISCRETION IS
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61. BEBE’S ART STUDIO™ (ALPHA)
This RPG is brought to you
by “Ricaurte Games™”, an
up and coming branch of
“JadeJohnson Games™”!
Bebe Ricaurte’s beautiful
artworks have been ruined
by her ex boyfriend Patrick
Riordan. He’s also taken
over her hometown of
Bebe City, and is mass
producing a fierce army of
evil humanlike monsters to
one day rule all of Bebe
Nation! Play as Bebe and
her friends to help make
their world great aGain!
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NOT BEEN RATED VIA THE
JGRS (JadeJohnson
Games Rating System).
USER DISCRETION IS
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62. Pac-man: ESL Edition (Preview)
This is an educational title
by YouTuber “TRO
GIANG”. The teacher
switches between clicking
Team A’s and Team B’s
hearts while quizzing the
class. If a team answers
right, click Pac-man to eat
a heart, then click the plus
sign to add ten points. If
not, select the heart to
explode it and advance
Pac-man without that team
getting its associated
points. The first team to
the end wins the game!
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63. TENPIN BOWL
Developed by “johnr”, the
founder of
“PowerPointGames.UK”,
“TENPIN BOWL” packs a
surprisingly light weight,
and yet full, bowling alley
experience into a less than
ten megabyte file!
If you like this title and
wish to see all kinds of
innovative
SlideShowGames from
around the world, be sure
to visit the “PowerPoint
Creative Forum”!
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64.
65. INFO MODE
The "INFO" choice lets you read and
learn all about our title approval and
parental rating protocol, as well as
our service wide policy.
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66. What Is The JGRS?RESET EXIT
“What Is The JGRS?”
The JadeJohnson Games Rating System (JGRSTM) is a video
game content rating standard that can be used to help people
who detest foul language stay informed about games that they
can enjoy that do not contain any vulgarity whatsoever.
Games that do possess inappropriate language are prohibited
from being rated via this approach.
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67. How Does It Work?RESET EXIT
“How Does The JGRS Work?”
The JadeJohnson Games Rating System uses a collection of seven different classes of content descriptors,
each of whose individual members is ranked with a respective score between one and five points.
1. Vigour — Violence
2. Tissue Discharge slash Mutilation — Blood slash Gore
3. Sensuality — Sexuality
4. Bareness — Nudity
5. Liquor, Cigs, And Narcs — Substances
6. Betting — Gambling
7. Pranks, Hilarity, And Misbehaviour — Humour
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1: Content for descriptors worth one point is considered barely harmful.
2: Content for descriptors worth two points is considered slightly harmful.
3: Content for descriptors worth three points is considered fairly harmful.
4: Content for descriptors worth four points is considered fervently harmful.
5: Content for descriptors worth five points is considered severely harmful.
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69. Max Infraction ValueRESET EXIT
There are seven classes of content descriptors,
and there are five different severity levels; so,
since a game is rated by adding together all the
values of the scores of all the content
descriptors, the highest rating a game can
receive is a value of thirty five points.
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70. Ratings And SeverityRESET EXIT
The JGRS uses a total of thirty six ratings. The severity
scale starts with the digit zero. However a game is only
rated zero if it has absolutely zero inappropriate content
whatsoever. Moving up the scale, after zero comes each
letter of the English alphabet, from Alpha to Zulu,
followed by each of every single digit, excluding zero of
course, from one to nine.
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All games that have no questionable
content whatsoever are rated 0, which
comes before A, making it the most
appropriate and family friendly rating in
the collection.
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72. The Mildest ContentRESET EXIT
The lowest score that a game can possibly
receive, whilst still being rated for the inclusion
of any questionable content at all, is the English
letter Alpha, which is given to a game that only
has one content descriptor whose score is
exactly one point.
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Nine is the highest rating that any game ranked
via the JGRS can possibly be given. It has a
score total of thirty five, and it is only applied
to games that contain all seven classes of legal
JGRS content, whose descriptors have all been
ranked with scores of exactly five points.
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74. Rating SymbolsRESET EXIT
“What Are Rating Symbols?”
Rating symbols are large colourful characters found
either above or to the left of a game’s content
descriptors that can be used as a quick reference when
referring to the recommended age group for said game
and its featured content.
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WARNING: The age that
goes with each rating is
not intended to replace
parental judgement, it is
simply a reference point
that can be used to
assist a parent, legal
guardian, or other direct
caretaker; or any
sensitive individual in
determining which
media might be suitable
for a child; or oneself
upon first glance.
Oscar through Uniform:
A game rated between,
“O”, and, “U”; is suitable
for ages 13 through 16
plus.
0: Zero is a special
rating symbol that
indicates that a
game is perfectly
harmless to play.
Alpha through Gulf: A
game rated between,
“A”, and, “G”; is
suitable for ages 6
through 9 plus.
Hotel through
November: A game
rated between, “H”,
and, “N”; is suitable
for ages 10 through 12
plus.
Victor through Two:
A game rated
between, “V”, and,
“2”; is suitable for
ages 17 plus.
Three through Nine:
A game rated
between, “3”, and,
“9”; is suitable for
ages 18 plus.
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“What Are Content Descriptors?”
Content descriptors are special terms that often appear in a
designated list area, found either below or to the right of a game’s
rating symbol, that explain exactly which types of objectionable
content are featured in each title rated via the JGRS. This is useful
because it helps people figure out what they will and won’t want to
play based on their personal or parental preferences.
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Vigour (Violence) is
categorized as any
types of depictions,
sounds, musical
compositions, or lyrics
involving people or
properties being
physically harmed and
or damaged and or
destroyed; as well as
written, spoken, voice
acted, imitated,
depicted, or sung,
references to thus.
3. Fair Vigour
Violence
A title that contains
no vigour
whatsoever shall
not receive related
content descriptors.
1. Vigourous Allusions
Violent References
2. Slight Vigour
Mild Violence
4. Fervent Vigour
Strong Violence
5. Severe Vigour
Intense Violence
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Tissue Discharge
(Blood) is categorized
as any depiction and or
audio representation of
blood.
Mutilation (Gore) is
categorized as the
(usually but not always
bloody) dismemberment
of body parts, either
visually, auditorily,
lyrically, or any
combination thus of.
3. Fair Tissue
Discharge
Blood
A title that contains
neither tissue
discharge or
mutilation shall not
receive related
content descriptors.
1. Ersatz Tissue
Discharge
Animated Blood
2. Slight Tissue
Discharge
Mild Blood
4. Ersatz Mutilation
Animated Gore Or
Blood And Gore
5. Severe Mutilation
Realistic Gore Or
Blood And Gore
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Sensuality (Sexuality) is
categorized as any
references to;
depictions or sounds of;
lyrics, dialogue, or
instructions regarding;
sexual touches, body
parts or bodily fluids
and or functions, or
intercourse; or
unconsented sexual
activities such as rape,
molest, or sexual
harassment.
3. Sensuality
Sexual Content
A title that contains
no sensuality
whatsoever shall
not receive related
content descriptors.
1. Slight Sensual Ideas
Mild Suggestive
Themes
2. Sensual Ideas
Suggestive Themes
4. Fervent Sensuality
Strong Sexual Content
5. Sensual Vigour
Sexual Violence
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Bareness (Nudity) is
categorized as any
depictions or sounds of;
or sound effects,
musical compositions,
dialogue, or lyrics
representing and or
describing either partial
or blatant
unclothedness, of either
some or all unsightly
areas of the human
body, or of the human
body in its entirety.
3. Restricted Bareness
Partial Nudity
A title that contains
no bareness
whatsoever shall
not receive related
content descriptors.
5. Complete Bareness
Nudity
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Liquor, Cigs, And Narcs
(Substances) are
categorized as the
appearance, use,
depiction, or intake of;
and any visual, auditory,
textual, spoken, voice
acted, musical, or lyrical
representation of or
reference to liquor
(alcohol), cigarettes
(and or other tobacco
products), or narcotics
(and other illicit drugs).
3. Liquor, Cig, And Or
Narc Allusions
Alcohol, Tobacco, And
Or Drug References
A title that contains
no liquor, cigs, or
narcs whatsoever
shall not receive
related content
descriptors.
5. Liquor, Cig, And Or
Narc Intake
Alcohol, Tobacco, And
Or Drug Use
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Note: In regards to the “Liquor, Cigs, And Narcs” category,
if a game’s content contains more than one score, for
example one for Narc Intake and one for Liquor Allusions,
only the highest descriptor score is counted against the
game’s appropriacy, not including the decimal tenths
place value, and all applicable content descriptors are
added to its rating summary under the new score.
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83. GamblingRESET EXIT
Betting (Gambling)
refers to the action of
spending any money at
all, whether real or faux,
that is exhausted
neither for a purchase,
in order to make a wish
at a fountain, or for
compensative
purposes, but simply in
the uncertain hopes that
one might win a game,
wager, conflict, contest,
battle, or argument.
3. Emulated Betting
Simulated Gambling
A title that contains
no betting
whatsoever shall
not receive related
content descriptors.
5. Genuine Betting
Realistic Gambling
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Pranks, Hilarity, And
Misbehaviour (Humour)
is categorized as
anything that is said in
the attempt to make a
specified or unspecified
audience laugh, but that
may not necessarily be
suitable for all children
and or sensitive
individuals. This may
range from slapstick
comedy, to bathroom
humour, to cruel pranks.
3. Incongruous
Hilarity
Crude Humour
A title that contains
no pranks, hilarity, or
misbehaviour
whatsoever shall not
receive related
content descriptors.
1. Whimsical
Misbehaviour
Comic Mischief
5. Rabble Rousing
Pranks
Mature Humour
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You may notice some JGRS ratings that feature symbols of a lower age group
than that of the numeric age value in the upper right corner. These
instances are called “Experience Caveats”. These commonly occur in the
ratings of titles aimed at more well rounded audiences than mathematically
allowable by content descriptors alone, and they aim to provide a more
accurate indication of the exact type and intensity of a title’s material, by
offering caretakers, educators, and sensitive individuals a possible override
for the potentially misleading rating symbol. More lenient folks would most
likely be just fine using the rating symbol though, and it’s okay; that’s who
they were created for.
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Unlike America’s
“Entertainment
Software Rating Board
(ESRB)”, which
determines its often
incorrect classifications
via gut instinct, The
JGRS relies on solid
math to give the most
accurate
recommendation in
relation to how many
years of life experience
users should possess
beforehand.
Step 1: The sum of the
point values of all the
content descriptors has
the same numerical
value as the score that a
rating symbol
represents.
Step 2: The rating symbol
score ÷ that of the highest
rank in the former’s age
group, × one hundred, = the
intensity percentage of a
title’s content for its age
group.
Step 3: The rating
symbol point value ÷
that of the highest
rating in the JGRS × one
hundred = the overall
adultness percentage of
a title’s content.
Step 4: The intensity
percentage + the adultness
percentage, ÷ two, = the
recommended percentage
of life experience that a
user should possess in
advance.
Step 5: The latter
experience percentage ÷
one hundred, ×
eighteen, = the
recommended age that
a user’s wisdom should
portray.
Step 6: If the result of
the last conversion is
a decimal, round it to
the nearest integer. If
not, then the formula
has been fulfilled.
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By these here official JGRS guidelines, any and all games containing mild,
moderate, and or strong; rude, crass, foul, offensive, racist, sexist,
behaviourist, groupist, or any other kind of disrespectful language and or
lyrics, and or any references to thus at all, both direct and indirect, are
automatically disallowed to have been rated using said system, and or
released on the JadeShop™. Therefore, games that contain this kind of
content are disallowed to be released for consoles or computers, onto
services, or to individuals or families; which or whom; primarily rely on the
JadeJohnson Games Rating System as a core (or the sole) means of
behavioural and or parental control.
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88.
89. CACHE MODE
The "CACHE" option is how you can download titles to your
device instead of streaming them. This list was originally
filtered for Christians and other gamers of similar religions,
to encourage "Jesus Like Gameplay To Achieve 'Peaceable
Wins'"; however, it has since been improved to
accommodate for “Jaders™” (the truest and most loyal
fans of “JadeJohnson Industries™”) and developers of all
personalities and parties respectively.
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94. PEACEABLE WINSRESET EXIT
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Super Megaforce 2.0 JP Audio
Super Megaforce 2.0 US Audio
VICTORiOUS Heart Timer
VICTORiOUS Jade’s Quest
Mallory Taylor’s Bebe Rescue
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95. PEACEABLE WINSRESET EXIT
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JayBowl - LUMINARIES
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Rock Paper Scissors
TENPIN BOWL
Rock Paper Scissors (Last Gen)
TV
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99. HARDCORE GAMESRESET EXIT
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AnNiéMoN Battle 9.0
AnNiéMoN Battle 9.0 SSFII Ver.
The Battle Of The Bet 1.0.7824
The Battle Of The Bet 1.60.552
The Battle Of The Bet 2.0.386
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111. TV MODE
The "TV" feature lets you discover game trailers,
sneak peeks, longplays, FMV (Full Motion Video)
game bloopers and deleted scenes, developer
interviews, and original content, all of which you
may stream to watch on your device. You may
also download them using their dedicated
"CACHE" Mode section.
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112. GigaStreetFighterIiIntro (11MB)
Welcome to “JadeShop
TV™!” Here you can watch
videos related to the
ProDucts offered on our
platform, as well as
original content. If you
want game trailers,
teasers, sneak peeks,
developer interviews, let's
plays, longplays, or even
bloopers and deleted
scenes from FMV (Full
Motion Video) games; then
TV is the right place to
look! Check out this intro
to our current game beta!
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NOT BEEN RATED VIA THE
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Games Rating System).
USER DISCRETION IS
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113. StreetFighterZedOpener(31MB)
Many people have been
desiring a crossover
between “Dragon Ball Z”
and “Super Street Fighter
II” since the near end of
the nineties.
Now, “Auggia Games™”
has officially begun
development of said title.
Known as “Street Fighter
Zed: Competition Of
Might”, this game links the
Street Fighter and Dragon
Ball Z universes in a story
driven brawl!
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BEEN RATED VIA THE
JGRS (JadeJohnson
Games Rating System).
PLAYER DISCRETION IS
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114. StreetFighterZedOpener(14MB)
Many people have been
desiring a crossover
between “Dragon Ball Z”
and “Super Street Fighter
II” since the near end of
the nineties.
Now, “Auggia Games™”
has officially begun
development of said title.
Known as “Street Fighter
Zed: Competition Of
Might”, this game links the
Street Fighter and Dragon
Ball Z universes in a story
driven brawl!
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BEEN RATED VIA THE
JGRS (JadeJohnson
Games Rating System).
PLAYER DISCRETION IS
HIGHLY ADVISED!
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115. JadeRive Teaser
In this quirky new take on
a driving game, players
assume the role of
SlideShowGame developer
JadeJohnson’s family’s
“new old car”, a 2005
Toyota Highlander that’s
been given a 2007 body
makeover, complete with
2018’s AI, voice control,
and autonomous
automobile technology!
But the tech still has a few
bugs! Can you tell the car
to turn in time to save the
Johnsons’ big road trip?
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116. JaDéMoN Day And Night
Have you ever wondered
what “PoKéMoN SUN And
PoKéMoN MOON” would
look and sound like on
“The JadeJohnson
TALE™” console? Well,
this little animation will
definitely answer your
query! Please enjoy, and
as always, “Happy
Jading!™”
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117. TTOJ: EOTW Trailer (172MB)
This is a trailer for a
planned future release by
JadeJohnson Games™
and Valonia Games™, fully
dubbed, “THE TALE OF
JADE: EXPANCE OF THE
WILDERNESS™”. An
obvious parody of “THE
LEGEND OF ZELDA™:
BREATH OF THE WILD™”,
which, by the way,
SHOULD read “BREADTH”
and not “BREATH”, this
title showcases the sheer
power and capability of
“The JadeReam Engine™”!
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119. RELAX MODE
The "RELAX" button takes you to "LULL™ By JadeJohnson
Films™, A Subsidiary Of JadeJohnson Industries™", a free
service that aims to help you unwind and temporarily forget
about the distresses in your life, by either soothing you, or
making you laugh your head off. The best part though, is
that you yourself get to choose which benefit you get out of
it! Relaxation Materials may also be downloaded via their
section in "CACHE" Mode.
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120. Beach View 2 With Horse
. . . Namasté . . .
Welcome to LULL™ By
JadeJohnson Films™, A
Subsidiary Of
JadeJohnson Industries™!
Our JadeShop™ exclusive
service promises to help
you unwind and
temporarily forget about all
of the distresses in your
life. From yoga music that
can help you sleep better
to videos that’ll make you
laugh your head off and
your stress away, LULL™
has it all! Please enjoy!
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121. Anime Logic: S01/Ep01
"Wake Up, Jade!":
S01/Ep01;
You know today's not your
day to be happy when you
somehow can't even get
out of bed right.
In this ongoing series by
JadeJohnson Films™, we
try to do our absolute best
to recreate all of the most
ridiculously hilarious
motifs commonly found in
Anime, but instead of via
animation, we make it
happen in the real world!
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122. Sea Floor: A Yogic Adventure
. . . Namasté . . .
Welcome to LULL™ By
JadeJohnson Films™, A
Subsidiary Of
JadeJohnson Industries™!
Our JadeShop™ exclusive
service promises to help
you unwind and
temporarily forget about all
of the distresses in your
life. From yoga music that
can help you sleep better
to videos that’ll make you
laugh your head off and
your stress away, LULL™
has it all! Please enjoy!
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124. VIBES MODE
Choosing "VIBES" enables you to view and stream our growing list of
available covers and original songs, as well as other audio clips curated
by JadeJohnson Records, produced by either the latter, one or more of
its subsidiaries, or any third party individual or group either requesting
or having granted permission to have their track made available to
JadeShop customers. In any case, the audio and all related items in
question must always abide by the JadeShop Policy, hence, that which
is available on our platform is perfectly family friendly! "VIBES" audio is
also available for download via its section in "CACHE" Mode.
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125. Ariana Grande: Problem; Cover
According to Ariana
Grande, this song is about
that one friend whom you
know shouldn’t be your
friend but whom you just
can’t seem to be able to let
go even though you know
you should.
Covered By: JadeJohnson
Original By: Ariana Grande
Audio File Format: MP3
Streaming Speed: 95.2%
Performance Rating: 43.5%
Audio Quality: 38.6%
Jader Satisfaction: 23.9%
This was the very first
song cover that was
released by JadeJohnson,
back when he was still
simply known as “James
Johnson”, with no stage
name, no brand name;
nothing. He claims that
even though he found the
work fun, he didn’t really
know what he was doing
this first time around, and
it shows in both the
instrumental and his
vocals. But he has since
evolved, and now he rocks!
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126.
127. NEWS MODE
Acquire the latest information on which titles are in the works by developers
whom are members of the “Jader News Program™” via “NEWS” Mode. All first
and second party developers will have featured channels on this platform, but
not all third parties will slash may be interested in or have time to join and
consistantly convey news to this program. All news is checked solely by
humans and verified true by its authors before it ever makes its way onto “The
JadeShop™”, so we promise that there shall never be any “fake news” that
ends up appearing on our platform, unless you count continuous stories about
an upcoming title that seems to never be getting any closer to finalization and
or its true release date. First party developers will only post stories about titles
which are truly and currently in the works, but other devs might not be so nice.
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145. We’re Currently
Developing The Battle
Endings And Continue
Countdowns.
Battle Endings:
As you probably know if
you’re a hardcore Street
Fighter II faithful, there are
special victory quotes by
the player’s opponent that
are displayed whenever a
match is won or lost. We
have a special nostalgic
nod in the works for these
moments:
maybe a set of certain
dialogue lines; maybe a
specifically accented
accompanying piece of
vocal work? Eh? Eh?
Continue Countdowns:
We decided we’d be nice
and not allow the
countdown timer on the
Continue screen to have
been accelerated when a
player clicks upon the
wrong part of the screen,
since the entire display is
unmarked.
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146. Instead, to make sure that
everyone who plays our
title can properly enjoy it;
as the timer counts down,
complete with a near
perfect reproduction of
that, “DeDing,” sound that
plays whenever the digit
on the right changes; the
current Story Driver
character’ll be displayed
on the left, slowly fading
away as time ticks away.
All you’ll need to do is to
click on said fighter before
you’re issued a “GAME
OVER” and must restart
from the beginning.
So, Yes.
We know our last Game
Jolt post was kind of
vague, since we didn’t
explain which exact part of
the game engine we were
developing; and for that,
we majorly apologize. But
hey, look on the bright
side: now you know!
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148.
149. What Is The JadeShopTM
What Is "The
JadeShop™"?
The JadeShop™ is a free,
codeless, PowerPoint
game streaming service
(for 2010+) which offers a
large and growing variety
of titles available to either
play online, or store locally
on your device! There are
also TV, music, and
relaxation services and an
integrated parental rating
system; and new content is
added as soon as it's
available!
How It Works:
"The JadeShop™" features
a revolutionary eight way
"EXTRAS slash INFO slash
CACHE slash TV slash
RELAX slash VIBES slash
NEWS slash MAIN" toggle
button, which lets you
switch between the various
kinds of media available
via our service.
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“MAIN” Mode:
The default mode is
"MAIN". This is where you
land when you first log into
the JadeShop application,
or when you've left it alone
for five minutes and it
refreshes due to inactivity.
Main Mode lets you stream
the majority of the stable
and or finalized first party
content by "JadeJohnson
Games™“, the non for
profit, hobby based
SlideShowGame company
that invented, owns,
powers, curates, and
updates “The
JadeShop™”, and a
subsidiary of
“JadeJohnson
Industries™”.
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"MAIN" Mode titles are
also available for download
in "CACHE" Mode, each
appearing under the
category of either
"PEACEABLE WINS" or
"HARDCORE GAMES".
“EXTRAS” Mode:
The "EXTRAS" setting
enables you to stream all
of the "JadeJohnson
Games™" titles that either
are still in development,
were cancelled, or have
been put on hiatus to be
rereleased for a newer
"JadeJohnson Games™"
"console“; as well as play
any second party titles by
our subsidiaries, which
often may be in various
stages of development and
or playability;
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plus all fully completed,
stable, and approved third
party releases. "EXTRAS"
content is also available
for download in "CACHE"
Mode, each title appearing
under the category of
either "PEACEABLE WINS"
or "HARDCORE GAMES".
“INFO” Mode:
The "INFO" choice lets you
read and learn all about
our title approval and
parental rating protocol, as
well as our service wide
policy.
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“CACHE” Mode:
The "CACHE" option is
how you can download
titles to your device
instead of streaming them.
This list was originally
filtered for Christians and
other gamers of similar
religions, to encourage
"Jesus Like Gameplay To
Achieve 'Peaceable Wins'";
however, it has since been
improved to accommodate
for “Jaders™” (the truest
and most loyal fans of
“JadeJohnson
Industries™”) and
developers of all
personalities and parties
respectively.
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“TV” Mode:
The "TV" feature lets you
discover game trailers,
sneak peeks, longplays,
FMV (Full Motion Video)
game bloopers and deleted
scenes, developer
interviews, and original
content, all of which you
may stream to watch on
your device. You may also
download them using their
dedicated "CACHE" Mode
section.
“RELAX” Mode:
The "RELAX" button takes
you to "LULL™ By
JadeJohnson Films™, A
Subsidiary Of
JadeJohnson
Industries™", a free
service that aims to help
you unwind and
temporarily forget about
the distresses in your life,
by either soothing you, or
making you laugh your
head off.
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The best part though, is
that you yourself get to
choose which benefit you
get out of it! Relaxation
Materials may also be
downloaded via their
section in "CACHE" Mode.
“VIBES” Mode:
Choosing "VIBES" enables
you to view and stream our
growing list of available
covers and original songs,
as well as other audio clips
curated by JadeJohnson
Records, produced by
either the latter, one or
more of its subsidiaries, or
any third party individual
or group either requesting
or having granted
permission to have their
track made available to
JadeShop customers.
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In any case, the audio and
all related items in
question must always
abide by the JadeShop
Policy, hence, that which is
available on our platform is
perfectly family friendly!
"VIBES" audio is also
available for download via
its section in "CACHE"
Mode.
“NEWS” Mode:
The "NEWS" asset offers
the latest news from
different developers who
have signed up for the
"Jader News Program™",
and we make sure to verify
all stories true via any third
party developers who
manage said related titles
before even thinking about
listing them on our
platform.
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The only exceptions may
be anything regarding
games that never seem to
be getting any closer to
their release dates, but
whose (third party)
developers constantly
insist are coming soon.
Please enjoy, and, as we
love to say to our fans
("The Jaders"), "HAPPY
JADING!"
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Third Party Developer
Protocol:
Third party developers may
provide a Dropbox link,
title, and description; to
have their content
reviewed and hopefully
added to the JadeShop
listings. This may be done
via the comment box on
The JadeJohnson Games
JadeShop Game Jolt Page.
As a third-party developer,
you might be asked if one
or more of your titles may
be offered for either
streaming, download, or
both on "The JadeShop™".
If you say no, we will
respect your wishes, on a
per title basis, unless you
expressedly state that you
do not care to develop for
our platform whatsoever.
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In said case only, we shall
not irk you further unless
you specifically ask us to
host one or more of your
titles on your own accord.
You also have the choice
of letting us download only
the showcasing videos that
are the most relevant to
the titles you agree to let
us host, so that we may
upload them to our servers
as part of our "TV" service,
which would enable others
to either stream them
online, or save them to
their own devices for
personal offline
consumption.
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If you have any PowerPoint
Games you wish to share
with us, they fall under the
"EXTRAS Mode" category,
and you may request that
we host or not host each
on a per title basis.
Finally, we do support site
promotion, so if you want
more viewers, readers, or
subscribers for your site or
YouTube channel in return,
we can totally
accommodate for that with
a credit to you on your
title's JadeShop page
complete with an
embedded link,
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even going so far as to add
an unskippable video clip
featuring your full YouTube
intro, if any (only if not
already included in your
main content), as a loading
screen that would play
before granting any and all
Jaders access to the titles
of yours that we host.
The third party rules are
universal, so the same
apply for relaxation
materials, music, news,
and all future services
open to third parties.
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162. What Is The JadeShopTM
The JadeJohnson
Games™ Family Friendly
Language Policy:
JadeJohnson Industries™
has a family friendly
language policy.
No JadeShop material,
whether first, second, or
third party, may contain
any swear words, not even
those as "light" as the p
word (normally followed by
"off") that means to make
angry, the c word that
means excrement, the d
word that means condemn,
and the h word that means
the underworld. For
security purposes, Visual
Basic is also prohibited in
titles released to "The
JadeShop™".
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