2. You know, it’s weird … Every month or so I look around at all of my friends. After awhile, I noticed something. About 90% of my friends are … GIRLS!
4. Emma Wuttke Strangled a snake once. Was in a play at summer camp along with me. Only person to beat me at ninja assassin. Awesome, stringy hair. Eats Cows.
5. Gabrielle Bradford My best friend Introduced me to many of my favorite authors as of late Only human that I would trust with my watch Also, was my date to a dance thing held every Thursday at summer camp Silky hair
6. Nichole Fanelli Homeschooled, like I was Also has crazy parents Texts obsessively Likes Cows (not just for eating) Usually long, brown hair; frequently dyed Runs like a gazelle
7. Kayla and Sammy So close, you’d think they were sisters Met both at camp four years ago Are indifferent about bovines Good sense of humor Can take a joke Can joke with each other Always compassionate Right there when you need them In your corner, rooting for you
8. MalinaLandrau Was at this school once Met at camp Red, flowing hair Likes silly bands Enjoys cows for more than just hamburgers
9. Luis Gaytan Superior athletic skills Also met at camp One of the few guys I befriended Never eats cows(vegetablerian) Keeps hair short and oily Never chucks wood
10. Rachel “LeeLee” Cundiff My best friend forever Has a lot of things in common with me Wild, extraneous, extremely random Musical prowess Likes James Carey Thinks that cows are the awesomest thing to grace humanity Was attacked by a black widow at a young age