This document discusses the lifestyle and priorities of douchebags. It asserts that douchebags value fast, expensive sports cars as a means to attract women and gain status among other douchebags. Owning a nice car is described as essential to achieving maximum douchebag status. Several iconic car models and characters that drive nice cars are mentioned as aspirational figures for douchebags. The document promotes joining a fraternity called AGR that apparently provides cars to members.