The guards were having tea and joking around. Joe spiked the tea with something to lighten the mood. Under the influence, the guards began joking harshly. Boris expressed frustration with his boss Mr. Watson, not feeling respected. Mr. Watson overheard and was angry, tearing up a certificate for Boris. He scolded the guards for slacking off. Later, Mr. Watson ran into the governor, Ms. Sullivan, and asked her out for dinner, which she accepted.

1. Scene 7 – Guard’s Lecture
(All guards having a cup of tea, laughing and making jokes)
Mr Rajan Chandra: I wish my mummy was here to make me a cup
of tea
Mr Joe: guys I’ve got you all a cup of tea and something
interesting to go with it
Mr Rajan Chandra: oh really? I’m really excited what is it?
Mr Joe: you’ll know once you have tasted it and it had a major
effect on you, hmmm like a buzz
Mr Boris Mckenzie: Naaa I’m not up for anything like that, Mr
Watson wouldn’t like it
Mr Joe: you guys need to know how to have REAL FUN! Changra
here have some
Mr Rajan Chandra: Its Chandra not Changra and thanks
Mr Joe: Oh come on you, grow up and drink it like it’s your last day
on earth
(Boris, Joe and Chandra drink the tea with a mixture of something
else and it has an effect on them. The three guards laugh and get
out of control)
Mr Chandra: Boris, Boris guess what?
Mr Boris: And what exactly is that?
Mr Chandra: Your mums so fat she doesn’t realise when she’s
floating on water!
Mr Joe: Oh really well that not what happened when I saw her,
well she was stuck between a two way door, I mean how massive
is that!?

2. Mr Boris: hahahaha your quite funny but you wouldn’t like it when
karma hits you hard.
Mr Chandra: You Know we’re really joking and its nothing
personal, don’t worry my mother is a size 20 and still fit
Mr Joe: I sort of have other plans after leaving this place, do you
guys see yourselves here after 5 years?
Mr Chandra: No mate I see my self with a perfect wife, with 7
perfect children and a perfect job. NOT THIS ONE!
Mr Joe: Oh really, but you missed out on the bit your wife being
blind and not knowing who she’s married
Mr Chandra: say what you like, I don’t care!
Mr Joe: Boris why you so quiet? It’s shocking to see you not talking
about Mr Watson and how wonderful he is
Mr Boris: Well I want to have the same statues as Mr Boris and
doing things very differently, but he’s not willing to give me a
chance. I do like him but right now I wish I could spill this tea on
he’s baldhead
(Chandra and Joe sees Mr Watson coming and deliberately
makes Boris insult Mr Waston)
Mr Joe: That’s really shocking to hear, tell us more
Mr Boris: he is the worst creature God has ever created; I mean he
looks like medusa, with the entire snakes hissing at everyone they
see.
Chandra: He is a wonderful boss to us, I don’t understand why your
saying this
Mr Joe: Mr Watson always has control over everything

3. Mr Boris: Are you all feeling alright, he treats us with no respect, so
the next time I see him. I will say no to whatever he demands for
and stand up for myself, you all just watch!
Mr Watson: Very interesting Boris, I was about to give you a
certificate on how supportive you are of me, since you made it
very clear, nope you’re not interspersed in having it.
(Mr Watson tears up the certificate in front of Boris and chucks it
up in the air)
Mr Watson: Now you all get in a single line right now! What is this
nuisance? Having a cup of tea during your work time. Ha I shall
report this and might even give you all sacked!
Mr Boris: But sir..
Mr Watson: hiss, snakes hiss right? So I’m hissing for you all to get
out of my face and set a strict example to all prisoners. I take my
job very seriously and I would have no moppet being the obstacle
in my way. Step aside and make way.
(The prisoners move at once in great fear in their eyes and get on
with their jobs)
(Mr Watson talking to himself about the guards)
Mr Watson: how dear they speak such unmannered words about
me. Me, I mean I rule this whole prison. I need to stop being too
soft on them, they need to know who they are dealing with. They
should know best not to play with fire
(Mr Watson sees the Governor and panics to sort out he’s state –
he’s t-shirt)
Ms Stella Sullivan: Watson, hmm what a surprise, I thought I would
never see you out of your office

4. Mr Watson: well… ermm I was just wondering to see… if the…
prisoners were okay, yh to see if the prisoner were safe and happy.
I guess
Ms Stella Sullivan: Wow, I’ve never seen such man worry about
criminals. What a lovely man you are Mr Watson
Mr Watson: Please call me Mitchell or Micie for short
(Ms Stella Sullivan touches her curls and plays with it while taking to
Mr Watson and acts very sweet)
Ms Stella Sullivan: how sweet, Micie awwahh. You’re such a
sweetheart, cherry-pie.
Mr Watson: yesss stella
Ms Stella Sullivan: I was thinking cherry-pie would suit you best as
you such a delight to be around.
(stella plays around with Mr Watson’s tie and drops her papers on
the floor)
Mr Watson: oh stop it; you speak of such beautiful words
Ms Stella Sullivan: and you cherry-pie, you make my name sound
so sophisticated and hot, yeah call me Stella.
(Ms Stella Sullivan’s papers fall to the floor and they both kneel to
get it, Ms Sullivan and Mr Watson mate close eye contact)
Mr Watson: Allow me to pick up your papers, my lady
Mr Stella Sullivan: Such a gentlemen you are
(Mr Watson on one knee gives the papers to Ms Stella Sullivan)
Mr Watson: is it me or is there a star in your eyes?
Ms Stella Sullivan: So what are your plans for today?
Mr Watson: Well nothing much, but I was thinking we could go
somewhere for dinner.

5. Ms Stella Sullivan: so…
Mr Watson: So… can I take you out for dinner?
Ms Stella Sullivan: That’s really nice, so your paying for it cherrypie,
right?
Mr Watson: Anything you want
(Ms Stella Sullivan and Mr Watson round a take having dinner and
there’s a romantic song for this scene)