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S.A.P.’ın El Kitabı 
‘Bazen...’ 
Avuç Kardeşliği Grubu Yayınları No:1 
Derleyen - Yazan: Efecan Altuncu 
Derleten – Yazdıran: Onlar utansın!!! :D
Bazen çok kadar uzaktadır, 
erişemezsin.
Bazen erişirsin, ama... 
Bi konuşursun herşey biter. 
Koşarak kaçasın gelir.
Bazen karşındakinin 
söylediklerini çok 
farklı algılarsın.
Bazen de karşındaki seni çok farklı algılar.
Aslında herşey 
apaçık ortadadır, 
Sadece anlamak 
istemezsin.
Herkesin kendine 
göre doğruları 
vardır. 
Tam da bu yüzden; 
Hep yanlış yerde 
ararsın problemi.
Bazen gerçekten seversin, 
ama ne yaparsan yap olduramazsın! 
Kendinden nefret edersin.
Bazen de herşey 
iyi olsa bile, 
hayata çok farklı 
pencerelerden 
bakarsın. 
Yürümez, 
Yürüyemez.
Bazen niyetin 
bozuktur...
...kendini tutamazsın! 
Sonra da kendini 
rahatlatmak için türlü 
türlü bahaneler 
uydurursun. 
‘Ciddi bi ilişki 
istemediğimi 
söylemiştim ben ona’ 
filan
Bazen biri çıkar, tam da hoşlandığın insanı 
kötüler durur, hevesin kaçar.
Bazen samanlığı seyran etmeye çalışırsın. 
Ama onun için ‘2 gönül’ gerektiğini unutursun.
Türlü türlü darbelerden 
sonra alınganlık alır 
başını yürür. 
Kendi gururunu 
kurtarmaya çalışırken, 
güzel insanlar da kaçar. 
Hepten çıkmaza girersin.
Bi de birlikteyken atıp tutan, 
ama ayrıldıktan sonra yapışıp kalanlar vardır! 
En sevdiğimiz...
Bazen de sen beğenmezsin. 
Kibar bi bahane uydurup uzaklaşırsın. 
Düşenin halinden anlarsın sonuçta.
Sonra tam ‘Oldu bu iş!’ dersin, 
evlenir, yuvanı kurarsın... 
Ama Murphy bi türlü peşini bırakmaz!
‘Eee sen niye bulamadın birini?’ derler! 
Etrafa dert anlatmak zordur.
Bazen çevrendekiler seni 
birileriyle tanıştırır. 
‘Ya bu bana uygun değil’ 
dersin. Ama anlamazlar. 
‘Aman bu da kimseyi 
beğenmiyo, tabii yalnız 
kalır’ derler. 
Bi tane vurucan ağzının 
ortasına! %&#%$
Sonunda...yalnızlığınla mutlu olduğunu 
düşünürsün. 
Ama bunu düşünüyo olman bile, bir sorun 
olduğunun işaretidir aslında.
Ne kadar süsleyip 
püslesen de... 
Ne olduğun 
ortadadır işte!
Gideceğimiz yer aynı...
Dönüp dolaşıp, güvendiğin arkadaşlarının 
yanında bulursun kendini...
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