Ashwin has poor telephone manners. For incoming calls, he lets the phone ring multiple times before answering. For outgoing calls, he lets it ring before speaking. The document also provides a series of jokes told by Ashwin and his friends that play on words or common phrases.

2. Ashwin’s telephone manners
INCOMING CALLS
RING RING…
RING RING…
RING RING…
TELL.
OUTGOING CALLS
RING RING…
RING RING…
RING RING…
LISTEN.

3. Jokes
“Ya, man. Mahadev made a sur-real drawing, so he’s
going to go and tell the prof Sir, real”
“Ya, man. Let’s go to Tiwari’s Pure Ghee Paratha. So
we’ll be PGPs who’re going to P-G-P”
“Ya, man. If you run an image search for pretty
people, would it then be called go ogle.com?”
“Ya, man. Once you get braces, you’re a perpetuity for
the dentist. Proper cash flow divided by r”
“Ya, man. Mark cooks so well. He should start his own
joint. ‘Mark and Eat’”
“Ya, man. No chap-pals in my room. Only gal-pals”
“Ya, man. If you feel like x in normal life, after
watching this movie, you’ll feel like x complement”