2. so apparently our main character
SHSL Kingdom Hearts???
Is he a pilot?
omfg his chain and sleeves are hella
tight
this would be a nightmare to cosplay
but worth it
his little wing pendant and bang
cowlick are the best
Hair Rating: Four Stars (the
little cowlick makes it)
3. And I think this is our main lady
SHSL Pyro? SHSL Mariner? Like
her hair says Katniss Everdeen
but her outfit says princess of the
sailors
If the carpet matches the drapes,
would she call herself firecrotch?
(is that too tasteless of a joke?)
nah but she looks cool. Like she’d
eat a truck full of burritos if you
dared her and be a good sport
Hair Rating: 3 ¾ Stars (THAT
GIRL IS ON FIAAAAAAA)
4. And the rest in no particular order
now
it’s always the hot ones that go
psycho dangit
SHSL Butler? His design basically
looks that way, but the fancy stars
and crest make him look like a private
school wizard
Fancy mchothair Insano and his
intergalactic trips to Pigfarts Academy
(If you haven’t seen A Very Potter
Musical, do yourself a favor and do)
Hair Rating: 5 stars (I’m a
sucker for the half-pushed
up half bangs in face look)
5. SHSL Guess Who Gets Violent
Loli Porn Drawn of Them by
the Fandom
i actually know this one tho,
SHSL Horror Novelist
she’s letting off some serious
Saionji vibes here, probably no
surprise
she looks like she would fit in
with the cast of tohru,
bulletwitch or any of the RPG
maker games like Mad Father
Hair Rating: 3 Stars (Fanciful
and totally fitting, kind of like
she couldn’t decide what
creepy-cute style she wanted
and she had the hair to do
them all)
6. im sensing a theme here
but seriously are these two
related? the kitty ears, rave
asthetic, even that little purple
cross thing?
SHSL copy cats? (hehehehe)
the second one’s hair is so fluffy
tho I wonder what they use
Hair Rating: 2 Stars (A bowl
cut dude? For shame)
Hair Rating: 2 ¾ stars
(Fluffy! But the yellow
bits???)
7. they are literally the same
character how did they get
away with this
(in all seriousness though, all i
can think is junko enoshima,
like a rival fashionista or
something. her hair is harajiku
stunning)Hair Rating: 4 ½ stars (Glossy
and well decorated, and the
graduation of color rocks)
8. exactly what my gaia online
avatar would have looked like if I
had the money
She looks like she could double
for a hetalia oc, she’s even got
the idiot hair
Might be a clutz? For some
reason I find lots of characters
with chinese asthetic tend to
end up cute clutzes?
SHSL Secretary?
Design wise she’s closest to
what I would make as my own
self-insert
Hair Rating: 5 Stars
(Messy bun with
chopsticks? How about
HELL YA)
9. OH FUCK WHITE
HAIRED ANIME BOY
SHITSHITABORTABORT
he’s sMILING SERENELY
SHITSHITEXTRAABORT
SHSL go crazy and break your heart
Don’t look at me like I’m crazy, I
know what I’m talking about
Hair Rating: OH GOD IT’S
WHITE ABORT
10. I’m getting serious Hungary
flashbacks with this chick
she’s totally gorgeous, probably
like Sonia Nevermind like she’s
rich but she’s nice
(bonus points if she’s secretly
quirky or psycho)
SHSL Noblelady? She looks like
she might be some kind of
gardener or singer to me…
Hair Rating: 4 Stars (Dat lucious
curl-mane—mmph! The hat and
blue roses just make it better)
11. SHSL Gardener or Herbalist,
natch
now here is one I would peg as
sweet and cute until she goes
psycho from the stress
she looks too happy for a
dangan ronpa game—one way
or the other this girl is getting
broken
does she cry when people fight?
i bet she cries when people
fight
Hair Rating: 2 ½ (Not bad,
but not super special
either?)
12. AWW YEA BABY
I can feel it in my bones
The angry blustering type who
does the blushy thing
Awwwwwwww yissssss
my body is ready
Come at my soldier boy
Shsl hottie with a body
(SHSL solider? SHSL Merc?)
Hair Rating: 4 ½ (Messy as crap but
totally fitting. And he’s gOT THE
ONE EYE COVERED HELP)
13. Houston we have found our shota
everything is under control
SHSL Astronomer? He’s got stars
up the wazzoo
He reminds me of that comedy
routine about how British kids are
cuter and more manageable than
American kids
“Daddy, I went wee-wee in my
knickers! Cheerio!”
Going by initial impression, this
little guy is gonna end up dead as
a doornail
Hair Rating: 3 (Not exactly
special, but adorably fluffy)
14. oooooh I like this guy too
That face says serious samurai
warrior, but those hair pins say
secret dork
SHSL Samurai? Ronin? Kabuki?
I want to see him flip open a
fan like a graceful warrior and
hit himself in the nose with it
A man who is not afraid to don
jewelry is a good man indeed
Hair Rating: 5 Stars (Wavy bangs
and that ponytail make me go
HEYYYYYYY)
15. Our killer mascot of the
week
He’s a fox, right?
He’s got a cool design,
for sure
He probably does the
crazy giggle thing as he
kills people
16. The Others
So I think none of these guys are SHSL
Could have fooled me tho
Vocaloid game machine, Techno
hipster and C.A. Cupid from Everafter
High
I like them all a lot
tho, especially the girl
17. Shwooty scadooty
who’s the cutie
Damn son what a babe
10/10 would plot
murder with
SHSL Babe
Hair Rating: A million stars (Like
sure there’s not very much to it
but none of them other basic
bitches had sparkles in their hair)
