The document promotes using Yahoo Query Language (YQL) for "pirating" or accessing data from various sources, as demonstrated through pirate-themed jokes and references to plundering data from the "seven seas." It encourages visiting the YQL console and building something "arrrsome" with YQL, while providing links for more information.

1. Tom Hughes-Croucher
@sh1mmer
Yarrrrhoo!
Piratin’ the
YQL way

2. What did the pirate say
when his wooden leg got
stuck in the freezer?

3. Shiver me timbers!

4. Plundering the seven seas
of data

5. http://developer.yahoo.com/
yql/console

6. Pirate it up!

7. Why is pirating addictive?

8. Once ye lose yer first hand,
ye get hooked!

9. http://developer.yahoo.com/yql/
console?env=store://kid666.com/
pirate

10. What do you call a pirate
with two eyes and two legs?

11. Rookie!

12. Tom Hughes-Croucher
@sh1mmer
Yarrrrhoo!
Try YQL
Make something arrrsome!
http://speakerrate.com/sh1mmer