The document discusses various solutions for pet insomnia that are unethical, including having the pet exercise intensely before bed, giving them beer, keeping them outside, soundproofing the home, keeping them caged, using music or earplugs to drown out noise, sending them to a friend's house weekly, and having them wear socks. However, the document notes that owners cannot live without the annoyance of their pets snoring.

1. Pet (dog) insomnia: (unethical) solutions
1. have them run in the evening, so that they are so tired that you sleep
2. have a beer before sleeping
3. have them sleep in the garden
4. change the doors of your house into some really strong and noise resistant
5. have them sleeping into a cage
6. sleep with music as a sound track
7. sleep with earplugs
8. have them sleep to a friend’s house at least once a week (to recover)
9. have them wear socks
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then, you realize you cannot live without them snoring and annoying so much! 