1. A tumblr users guide to “normal”
mypatronus-is-a-tardis
Ohhhhh look comic
sans
Yay imma get my
normal on

2. What is this “normal” you speak of?
• “Normal”: a boring average thingy
• Normal is when people rip out every
interesting part of themselves in order to fit
into society’s acceptance and understanding.
Yayy I luv boxxes
Lets rip out
errything
Box of
normal

3. How to normal: Step 1
• Thing of the things that make you special.
• Are you artistic? Intelligent? Athletic?
HAHAHAHA NOT ANYMOREEEEE.
• You’re normal now.
Agree with all dem normal
people
Who needs
different
ideas or
opinions

4. How to Normal: Step 2
• Think about the things that society thinks
about.
• Talk about them.
• Shove your stupid opinions down people’s
throats.
Remember you’reeee
opanion iz like a
penisss everyone
wantsss to hear
about it
yayyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyy

5. How to Normal: Step 3
• Surround yourself with other “normals”.
• People who aren’t normal are weird. Let them
know this. Think of “original” names to call
them (freak, geek, and slut are a few of my
favorites).
Yayy normal
ewwwwwwwwwww
freakkkk
geekkkk
*cough
cough*
SLUT

6. Congratzzzz on ALL THE NORMAL
Woot woot
You awesome bromigo
U done did it
Yay a conformist
*clapssss*
Me is so proud

7. Or…..
• Screw them
• Screw everyone
• You are freaking amazing
• You are not normal
• And you know what?
• I think that’s awesome
• Normal is just a way for things to never change. But you
can’t stop change and you CANNOT change other people.
• Sooooo I am not normal and if you don’t like that SUCK IT.
You is kind, you is smart, you is
important