2. 1. Volume: measured by how much water it displaces
2. Style: measured by grooming and technical difficulty
3. Creativity: most original concept even though the client err... judges
may kill it
4. Famous: best recreation of a seminal 'stache
5. Strangely fitting: you should consider keeping it full time
6. Biggest transformation: who the hell is that?
7. Chester the Molester: heebie jeebie inducing
8. T for Nice Try: you gave it a shot (really, this is like the award you get
for just showing up...)
3. T-tops and Zima… Which one is the before?
You sure got a purty mouth… Adding glasses and a hat won’t help
Hey… Did someone order a “pizza”? Leaving Las Vegas