1. A SEASON IN THE LIFE OF…. TWO IN THE PINK (formerly Smirkin’ Merkins)
2. FF F#@$!^g Fun PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND APPALLED THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION HAS BEEN RATED
3. A brief history In the summer of 2009,veteran and virgin WAKA Members came together to form the most epic team known to the Austin league They were known as the Smirkin’ Merkins, named after that pubic wig of hairpiece fame As the year wore on, and we moved into Season Two, the team evolved and became more ridiculously amazing, now known as “Two in the Pink” What you will see in this presentation may be alternately disturbing and inspiring Each slide represents one facet of the incredible nature of the SM/TITPs. At the minimum, we’re grilling, swilling, cups playing, team loving, costume wearing fools. But always, at kickball, we are the best version of ourselves.
8. Gas station beverages!! Mad Dog & Strawberry Hill Andre Champagne Wild Irish Rose Sangria Boones Note the presence of the snuggie
9. Cool Whip = Terrible Idea The amazing invention (and continued consumption) of the dorito dog Food antics!! The Taming of the Grill Our new fancy grill Fence Dogs seriously, we’re using pulled up chain link No one got aluminum poisoning
10. Team (Shocker) flag!! Envy of all WAKA teams. As you can imagine, we ran through the fields repeatedly with this flag
11. Various and sundry!! Edwards 40 Hands Hug a Hispanic Night Click on Britney Pinata to see video of the pinata debacle Corrupting Children Braiding Contest
12. Customized accessories!! Drinking Gloves 2 in The Pink Garbage Bag Capes Shirts & Bandanas & Sparkly Flower Headbands Personalized Beer Mugs
13. Flip cup & Giant Jenga!! Homemade chalkboard flip cup table