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Enormous, ugly and a bit smelly, that’s me. As you
can imagine I’m a monster, not evil, but a monster
indeed. My name is Slghturesaseruikhop and my
house is a little mansion over a mountain in Spain. My
family is dead because of you humans! You make me
feel miserable and helpless. You are even planning to
kill me!
      I don’t understand humans. You kill to eat, but you
also kill for FUN! Your ideas of fun are to kill, kill and to
kill even more. You humans are uncivilized but I have
some ideas so you can accept me.
      Idea number one: putting 500,000 L. of perfume to
smell better but the smell increased so the people
around me hated me even more. Ooooops! Idea number
two: going to the river to wash myself so I get clean but
I was sooooooo filthy that I contaminated the river so
now even more people hate me. Well my last idea;
idea number three: saving the world from something. I
knew that a meteorite was going to hit the Earth today
so after a gigantic jump I was in space. I saw a rock so
I pushed it into space. I returned home and I see a load
of tanks around my house. I put on the radio and I
heard that I had …THROWN THE MOON INTO
SPACE!

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Monsters

  • 1. Enormous, ugly and a bit smelly, that’s me. As you can imagine I’m a monster, not evil, but a monster indeed. My name is Slghturesaseruikhop and my house is a little mansion over a mountain in Spain. My family is dead because of you humans! You make me feel miserable and helpless. You are even planning to kill me! I don’t understand humans. You kill to eat, but you also kill for FUN! Your ideas of fun are to kill, kill and to kill even more. You humans are uncivilized but I have some ideas so you can accept me. Idea number one: putting 500,000 L. of perfume to smell better but the smell increased so the people around me hated me even more. Ooooops! Idea number two: going to the river to wash myself so I get clean but I was sooooooo filthy that I contaminated the river so now even more people hate me. Well my last idea; idea number three: saving the world from something. I knew that a meteorite was going to hit the Earth today so after a gigantic jump I was in space. I saw a rock so I pushed it into space. I returned home and I see a load of tanks around my house. I put on the radio and I heard that I had …THROWN THE MOON INTO SPACE!