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Lifeguard at Dead Sea
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#lifeguard
P A R E N T A L
NO
TECH AHEAD*
*Actually, IT may contain some traces
#lifeguard
Pedro González Serrano
(aka NITEMAN)
Performance and process consultant
Sysadmin
+12 years working with Drupal
@NITEMAN_es
http://niteman.es
#lifeguard
Ladies and
gentlemen...
I guess that takes in
most of you
#lifeguard
#lifeguard
Lifeguard?
I’d rather prefer to be a lifeguard than a firefighter
#lifeguard
#lifeguard
at Dead Sea?
It seems like a serene and easy place for that job
#lifeguard
#lifeguard
Oops!
Swimming is technically possible but may be practically impossible
#lifeguard
I should never have left Tatooine
Fuck my life
#lifeguard
Who’s who in this talk?
Lifeguards -> Your DevOps team
Ocean/Sea/River/Lake/Pool/Bath -> Websites/Webapps
Bathers -> Developers
#lifeguard
If we were
rich...
…we might built our own paradise on earth
#lifeguard
Chase the blue
flag
At least we’ll do our best
#lifeguard
#lifeguard
As a lifeguard, I can enforce:
Everything:
Under version control
Documented
Monitored
#lifeguard
#lifeguard
As bather you can make lifeguard’s job easier
0 warnings policy
No hacks
Up to date... ¿PHP 5.3?
#lifeguard
Get shit done!
Really, I know it isn’t sexy...
#lifeguard
Get shit done!
(NOW)
#lifeguard
Moby Dick, Nessie, sirens,
mythical creatures
and fantastic beasts
#lifeguard
Load testing
#lifeguard
Good practices (12 factor, architecture design, ...)
#lifeguard
Let’s back
to reality
Sometimes a sad place to live in
#lifeguard
Complexity
Every project starts as an inflatable pool but it might turn whitewater anytime
#lifeguard
Be ready for the expected
Waves
Jellyfish tides
Corsairs will show sooner or later
You will make mistakes
Others will make mistakes
#lifeguard
Expect the unexpected
Oil spills
Tsunamis
#lifeguard
Memories
Something to take away
#lifeguard
We're all grown up
#lifeguard
Off duty
#lifeguard
Logs and debugging
#lifeguard
#lifeguard
Questions?
(Related or not)
So long and
thanks
for all the fish!
http://bit.ly/NITEMAN-lifeguard
#lifeguard
#lifeguard
Image attribution
[Flip Flops]: https://flic.kr/p/938cfr
[Groucho]: https://flic.kr/p/5Ky9Xq
[Lifeguard]: https://flic.kr/p/ck1Qx3
[Float]: https://flic.kr/p/4JsxPf
[Storm Trooper LG]: https://flic.kr/p/d7476m
[Universe]:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_universe.jpg
[Beach red flag]: https://flic.kr/p/6dofVm
[Beach dirty]: https://flic.kr/p/WrEUBL
[Sand dirty]: https://flic.kr/p/bxkTec
[Lifeguard cleaning]: https://flic.kr/p/dXyGn2
[Whale tail]: @pcambra
[Pool&toy]: https://flic.kr/p/ozzB1d
[Sand castle]: https://flic.kr/p/hzxwn
[Beach&storm]: https://flic.kr/p/Uv1j1z
[Whitewater]: https://flic.kr/p/RsNKwn
[Surfer]: https://flic.kr/p/fmGfVp
[Sumo]: @pcambra
[Helicopter]: https://flic.kr/p/xiRNDU
[Off duty]: https://flic.kr/p/9RM3oj
[Beach&Log]: https://flic.kr/p/YxRKrT
[Graffiti]: https://flic.kr/p/nBQ7is
[Sunset]: @pcambra
[Old men]: https://flic.kr/p/WAPBmS

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