e THE TEACHINGS OF YOGI BHAJAN
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diseased. You get unfulfilled. You get bored with your       sounds are ah aspuui i^i ui...
life,. You are just a big black board because anything       remove the headache and relax the person.
you do, after awhile it becomes a custom, a routine             Religion is a science of reality and an art of life.
with you. It becomes is a "bored." A n d one                 W h e n it's a science of reality you become a great.
wonderful thing is, "I am bored," second, "I am              W h e n its become art of life, you become happy,
depressed," third, "I am unhappy."                           prosperous and virtuous. Each person has that power
      I used to become pale when somebody said, "I           within.
don't know." How can it be? W e are born in the                 You all want pots and pans. Leam from Peter Pan.
image of God. W e are Gods. Guru Gobind Singh                It is all easy. In the West you have so many stories. It
said, "Khalsa mer satgur pooraa." It means we lack           is totally Western what Guru Nanak said, "Early to
purity. That's why we don't know.                            bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, healthy and
    So there are three words in economics: brain,            wise." Why don't you go to sleep early?
brawn and bouillon. Bullion means gold, wealth.                 Somebody said to me, "I can't sleep at all."
Brawn means territory, power, influence, reach, or              I said, "Read Kirtan Sohila." Next morning I said,
"brass." "This is the army's brass." T h e canons and        "How was the sleep?"
artillery is called brass. It's the central nucleus.            She said, "I feel so guilty."
    You don't want God. God got rid of you by giving            I said, "What happened?"
you a brain. You got rid of God, and God got rid of             "I couldn't complete Kirtan Sohila. Sir, when I
you because you were such a pure soul. Angels                got up the gutka was on my chest."
worship that body. You got this body with brain                 I said, "Far out. No pills, no doctor?"
intact, though you use only three percent and waste             "No. I'm going to read Kirtan Sohila every night."
ninety seven percent. It was given for a purpose.               I said, "If Kirtan Sohila is not enough, start
There's a purpose for long hair on the head. There's         Sukhmani and you'll sleep twenty-four times." T h e
a purpose for man's beard.                                   highest tranquilizer ever created by man for divinity
    W h e n you have a brain you need two things. You        and for Infinity is Gurbani. Gurbani is penetrating,
need territory to be recognized, identified and              powerful and takes away stress.
acknowledged. You want bouillon to accomplish
your ambition. You get bouillon or apply your mind           HAR LINGAM
and let God do it. Guru Nanak said, "Let God do                 When you read Gurbani you pronounce with the
 it."                                                        tongue. T h e tongue is called 'Har Ungarn' because it
                                                             has a capacity to pronounce God's name.
   Hukum razaee chalnaa                                         W h e n you chant with this tongue you touch
   Nanak likhiaa naal.                                       eighty-four meridian points on the upper palate
                                           Guru Nanak        under which there's a hypothalamus. T h e moment
                                                             the hypothalamus get activated it sets .up the neurons,
   Walk in God's known and unknown will.                     medulla and the entire motor gets activated. You are
   Nanak, this destiny is written for you.                   fine and complete.

   Let us accept the will of God over our will. Let us             Eh jag sachai kee hai kotarhee sache kaa vich
de-will ourselves, Devil. W h e n we are in our will,              vaas.
God's will shall not prevail and we shall be in                                                        Guru Angad
command. W h e n we let God's will prevail, then
God shall be in command. T h e n God has three                     This universe is the house of he True One
aspects - G - O - D , generator, organizer and                     And the True O n e lives in it.
deliverer/destroyer. If God destroys us, He'll accept us.
                                                                    If you cannot see God in all you cannot see God at
If He delivers us, He'll give us the divine assignment.
                                                                 all. You are God. God created the vegetation to teach
It serves both ways.
                                                                 you absolute obedience. God created the animal
   You need prosperity, position, identity. Of all               kingdom to teach you "Live and let live" and
those things that you want, have you accepted them               harmony. Mess yourself up and miss the chance or
in God? You know why we accept God as a                          make it.           People say, "Haree har, haree har,
Almighty? Not out of imagination. W e know we                    haree har haree." God creative Hari Har. God
live by prana. Pranpati, the Master of that prana, is            creative God. The green God. T h e haree God. Haree
something unknown to us. So we start calling that                means creative God. It also means God of maya, the
unknown 'God.' Muslim call it Allah, others call                 real God.
Jehovah.                                                            The Hindu religion will never give you a mantra.
                                                                 A Hindu must do many weird, inhuman things to
RELIGION                                                         get one. A Jain gets one mantra, 'Ong Kar.' That's
     First religion in the west is Judaism. God is               all. He sits and puts hot ash on his body. He pulls
Jehovah to a Jew, beginning with the sound "Jeh."                his hair out with chopsticks, because hair is the
T h e Christian Hallelujah, begins with "Ha." T h e              divine energy. It is the purest protein contained on
Muslim Lallah, beginning with the sound "La." T h e              the skull. If you understand your hair you understand
Hindus, out of which everything came, call on Ram,               everything. What is in you is in your hair. A few
beginning with the sound "Ra." Then came Nanak.                  hairs can give a record of your whole health and
He said, "Sat Nam," beginning with "Sa." These                   faculty. A Jain pulls all the hair from his body, head



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and beard. If he does it all with that hot ash, and he        I said, "You are wrong."
doesn't show that he's in pain, then they give him            "Why?"
the mantra.                                                   I said, "You create a man in his own image and
  I have lot of Jain friends. Whenever I meet one I        then you gave him his will."
                                                              "I gave him his will so he can find My Will."
say, "Ong kar."                                               I said, "Again that ego. This little thing is never
  He says, "Secret mantra."                                going to find what Your Will is."
  I say, "Guru Nanak said, 'Ek Ong Kar' to the                He said," Okay, let them go in circles. I want to
whole universe and it's still a secret?"                   enjoy the three ring circus. Don't you enjoy it?"
WAHE GURU MANTRA                                              I say, "I know."
    You have been given all. You're all complete. You         He said, "Well, you are not coming home. Stick
think you are small. In English if you spell small s-      there. You are not complete yet."
m-a-1-1 it contains 'all.' As she contains he. Woman           I said, "What is wrong with me?"
contains man. Female contains male. As sun reflects            "You just start sometimes talking about me."
through moon. As psyche reflects through magnetic              I said, " That's reality."
field. As magnetic field with the ray of the sun               He said, "No, I like to hear good things. Not the
reflects the psyche                                         way you speak."
    You have Wahe Guru mantra. Wa He Guru.                     I said, "Okay."
Water, prana and sunlight. Three elements makes                He said, " Even when I choked up your throat,
this a trikuti mantra. Don't hurry it. This is Guru         you still talk."
mantra. Just say it once. It will work.
    Some people ask, "Why doesn't it work?" When               Every breath of life comes from God and fifteen
you speak you don't listen to your words. In the            times a minute the breath of life kisses you. That is
beginning there was a word, word was with God and           the love of God for you. He is the master. He is the
 word was God. Tune your ears. The moment you               boss. That is why in business, business is the boss.
 can listen to your own sound then, between you and        THE NATURE OF BUSINESS
 divinity, there's not much difference.                       You don't understand business. You think business
    Your own divinity lies in your own word. It gives      is yours. Business is your past. Business gives you
 you your own Infinity and own reality. Passions,          money,       maintenance,            projection        and
 feelings, insecurities, imaginations: keep them and       acknowledgment. Because it is silent like God, you
 suffer with them. God bless you. If you want to be        don't accept it as your boss. After a while, when you
 happy, healthy, prosperous, fulfilled, and understand     are successful, you get lazy. "It is my business. I'll deal
 Anand-bliss, then do simple things. Be yourself.          with it anyway I want." Business belongs to nobody.
     In the beginning, middle and end, it is you.          Everybody belongs to business. Do your business.
 Where is the problem? In the beginning you depend         Business is the boss. It is the silent boss. It will never
 upon your parents, friends, colleges, status and          speak, but it will do you in. Neglect your duty, your
 territories. In the middle you depend upon your           homage, your privilege, your answering to business.
 family, children, future and pension. In the end you         Don't keep the time, the space, the analysis, the
 depend upon "Metier pial sakh san."                       profile. Don't understand the scheme, projection,
     Then you depend upon what you have done for           profile, cash flow, inventory, projection of the
  others and what you should be repaid. God gave you        inventory. Don't read the weather report. Don't
  everything and you didn't return anything to Him.         understand the fad and facets. You will be done in.
  Do you think that all these people are going to return    Business is a very sweet, darling well- featured
  anything to you?                                          woman. She hates to walk naked. Those of you who
     You return to God and in seventy years, you have       make Miss Business walk naked, you can do it once,
  forgotten which way to go. In twenty-five or one          but it will never come to you again. If you have
  hundred earthly years you have forgotten your gain of     business appointment, it is absolutely a divine
  zillions of earthly years. You have forgotten not your    appointment. Your first business is
  soul. You have forgotten the sole purpose of life.
  Whether you forget your soul or not doesn't matter.          Amrit vela sach naoo vadiaaee veechaar.
  But when you forget the sole purpose of life, it will        Karmee aavai kapraa nadaree mokh duaar.
  totally nail you down. You passionate, blind,                                                    Guru Nanak
  insensitive human being.
      You are born to be sensitive, absolutely intuitive       In the ambrosial hours of the morning
  and you have got all living units in you which can           Rise and praise God to be covered.
  serve you. God, the complete, the perfect one, made
  you in his own image and he made you perfect.               You are your own enemy. You are revengeful to
  Perfect cannot make anything imperfect. Therefore,        yourself. You are angry with yourself. You are
  not to take the blame of perfection and imperfection,     inhuman to yourself. Your first business is to get up
   he always create things in two. Darkness and light.      in the ambrosial hour and read your banis, do your
   Perfect and imperfect. And give you a will. How          yoga and unite yourself with your God. If you keep
   clever God is. Sometime I talk to Him.                   that first appointment, you will feel the path of
      I said, "What is wrong with you?"                     liberation. All things will be taken care of and you
      He said, "Nothing."                                   shall be covered. You cater to that bank manager.

Hair - Record of Your Health

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    e THE TEACHINGSOF YOGI BHAJAN ¡11/ diseased. You get unfulfilled. You get bored with your sounds are ah aspuui i^i ui... life,. You are just a big black board because anything remove the headache and relax the person. you do, after awhile it becomes a custom, a routine Religion is a science of reality and an art of life. with you. It becomes is a "bored." A n d one W h e n it's a science of reality you become a great. wonderful thing is, "I am bored," second, "I am W h e n its become art of life, you become happy, depressed," third, "I am unhappy." prosperous and virtuous. Each person has that power I used to become pale when somebody said, "I within. don't know." How can it be? W e are born in the You all want pots and pans. Leam from Peter Pan. image of God. W e are Gods. Guru Gobind Singh It is all easy. In the West you have so many stories. It said, "Khalsa mer satgur pooraa." It means we lack is totally Western what Guru Nanak said, "Early to purity. That's why we don't know. bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, healthy and So there are three words in economics: brain, wise." Why don't you go to sleep early? brawn and bouillon. Bullion means gold, wealth. Somebody said to me, "I can't sleep at all." Brawn means territory, power, influence, reach, or I said, "Read Kirtan Sohila." Next morning I said, "brass." "This is the army's brass." T h e canons and "How was the sleep?" artillery is called brass. It's the central nucleus. She said, "I feel so guilty." You don't want God. God got rid of you by giving I said, "What happened?" you a brain. You got rid of God, and God got rid of "I couldn't complete Kirtan Sohila. Sir, when I you because you were such a pure soul. Angels got up the gutka was on my chest." worship that body. You got this body with brain I said, "Far out. No pills, no doctor?" intact, though you use only three percent and waste "No. I'm going to read Kirtan Sohila every night." ninety seven percent. It was given for a purpose. I said, "If Kirtan Sohila is not enough, start There's a purpose for long hair on the head. There's Sukhmani and you'll sleep twenty-four times." T h e a purpose for man's beard. highest tranquilizer ever created by man for divinity W h e n you have a brain you need two things. You and for Infinity is Gurbani. Gurbani is penetrating, need territory to be recognized, identified and powerful and takes away stress. acknowledged. You want bouillon to accomplish your ambition. You get bouillon or apply your mind HAR LINGAM and let God do it. Guru Nanak said, "Let God do When you read Gurbani you pronounce with the it." tongue. T h e tongue is called 'Har Ungarn' because it has a capacity to pronounce God's name. Hukum razaee chalnaa W h e n you chant with this tongue you touch Nanak likhiaa naal. eighty-four meridian points on the upper palate Guru Nanak under which there's a hypothalamus. T h e moment the hypothalamus get activated it sets .up the neurons, Walk in God's known and unknown will. medulla and the entire motor gets activated. You are Nanak, this destiny is written for you. fine and complete. Let us accept the will of God over our will. Let us Eh jag sachai kee hai kotarhee sache kaa vich de-will ourselves, Devil. W h e n we are in our will, vaas. God's will shall not prevail and we shall be in Guru Angad command. W h e n we let God's will prevail, then God shall be in command. T h e n God has three This universe is the house of he True One aspects - G - O - D , generator, organizer and And the True O n e lives in it. deliverer/destroyer. If God destroys us, He'll accept us. If you cannot see God in all you cannot see God at If He delivers us, He'll give us the divine assignment. all. You are God. God created the vegetation to teach It serves both ways. you absolute obedience. God created the animal You need prosperity, position, identity. Of all kingdom to teach you "Live and let live" and those things that you want, have you accepted them harmony. Mess yourself up and miss the chance or in God? You know why we accept God as a make it. People say, "Haree har, haree har, Almighty? Not out of imagination. W e know we haree har haree." God creative Hari Har. God live by prana. Pranpati, the Master of that prana, is creative God. The green God. T h e haree God. Haree something unknown to us. So we start calling that means creative God. It also means God of maya, the unknown 'God.' Muslim call it Allah, others call real God. Jehovah. The Hindu religion will never give you a mantra. A Hindu must do many weird, inhuman things to RELIGION get one. A Jain gets one mantra, 'Ong Kar.' That's First religion in the west is Judaism. God is all. He sits and puts hot ash on his body. He pulls Jehovah to a Jew, beginning with the sound "Jeh." his hair out with chopsticks, because hair is the T h e Christian Hallelujah, begins with "Ha." T h e divine energy. It is the purest protein contained on Muslim Lallah, beginning with the sound "La." T h e the skull. If you understand your hair you understand Hindus, out of which everything came, call on Ram, everything. What is in you is in your hair. A few beginning with the sound "Ra." Then came Nanak. hairs can give a record of your whole health and He said, "Sat Nam," beginning with "Sa." These faculty. A Jain pulls all the hair from his body, head 72
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    and beard. Ifhe does it all with that hot ash, and he I said, "You are wrong." doesn't show that he's in pain, then they give him "Why?" the mantra. I said, "You create a man in his own image and I have lot of Jain friends. Whenever I meet one I then you gave him his will." "I gave him his will so he can find My Will." say, "Ong kar." I said, "Again that ego. This little thing is never He says, "Secret mantra." going to find what Your Will is." I say, "Guru Nanak said, 'Ek Ong Kar' to the He said," Okay, let them go in circles. I want to whole universe and it's still a secret?" enjoy the three ring circus. Don't you enjoy it?" WAHE GURU MANTRA I say, "I know." You have been given all. You're all complete. You He said, "Well, you are not coming home. Stick think you are small. In English if you spell small s- there. You are not complete yet." m-a-1-1 it contains 'all.' As she contains he. Woman I said, "What is wrong with me?" contains man. Female contains male. As sun reflects "You just start sometimes talking about me." through moon. As psyche reflects through magnetic I said, " That's reality." field. As magnetic field with the ray of the sun He said, "No, I like to hear good things. Not the reflects the psyche way you speak." You have Wahe Guru mantra. Wa He Guru. I said, "Okay." Water, prana and sunlight. Three elements makes He said, " Even when I choked up your throat, this a trikuti mantra. Don't hurry it. This is Guru you still talk." mantra. Just say it once. It will work. Some people ask, "Why doesn't it work?" When Every breath of life comes from God and fifteen you speak you don't listen to your words. In the times a minute the breath of life kisses you. That is beginning there was a word, word was with God and the love of God for you. He is the master. He is the word was God. Tune your ears. The moment you boss. That is why in business, business is the boss. can listen to your own sound then, between you and THE NATURE OF BUSINESS divinity, there's not much difference. You don't understand business. You think business Your own divinity lies in your own word. It gives is yours. Business is your past. Business gives you you your own Infinity and own reality. Passions, money, maintenance, projection and feelings, insecurities, imaginations: keep them and acknowledgment. Because it is silent like God, you suffer with them. God bless you. If you want to be don't accept it as your boss. After a while, when you happy, healthy, prosperous, fulfilled, and understand are successful, you get lazy. "It is my business. I'll deal Anand-bliss, then do simple things. Be yourself. with it anyway I want." Business belongs to nobody. In the beginning, middle and end, it is you. Everybody belongs to business. Do your business. Where is the problem? In the beginning you depend Business is the boss. It is the silent boss. It will never upon your parents, friends, colleges, status and speak, but it will do you in. Neglect your duty, your territories. In the middle you depend upon your homage, your privilege, your answering to business. family, children, future and pension. In the end you Don't keep the time, the space, the analysis, the depend upon "Metier pial sakh san." profile. Don't understand the scheme, projection, Then you depend upon what you have done for profile, cash flow, inventory, projection of the others and what you should be repaid. God gave you inventory. Don't read the weather report. Don't everything and you didn't return anything to Him. understand the fad and facets. You will be done in. Do you think that all these people are going to return Business is a very sweet, darling well- featured anything to you? woman. She hates to walk naked. Those of you who You return to God and in seventy years, you have make Miss Business walk naked, you can do it once, forgotten which way to go. In twenty-five or one but it will never come to you again. If you have hundred earthly years you have forgotten your gain of business appointment, it is absolutely a divine zillions of earthly years. You have forgotten not your appointment. Your first business is soul. You have forgotten the sole purpose of life. Whether you forget your soul or not doesn't matter. Amrit vela sach naoo vadiaaee veechaar. But when you forget the sole purpose of life, it will Karmee aavai kapraa nadaree mokh duaar. totally nail you down. You passionate, blind, Guru Nanak insensitive human being. You are born to be sensitive, absolutely intuitive In the ambrosial hours of the morning and you have got all living units in you which can Rise and praise God to be covered. serve you. God, the complete, the perfect one, made you in his own image and he made you perfect. You are your own enemy. You are revengeful to Perfect cannot make anything imperfect. Therefore, yourself. You are angry with yourself. You are not to take the blame of perfection and imperfection, inhuman to yourself. Your first business is to get up he always create things in two. Darkness and light. in the ambrosial hour and read your banis, do your Perfect and imperfect. And give you a will. How yoga and unite yourself with your God. If you keep clever God is. Sometime I talk to Him. that first appointment, you will feel the path of I said, "What is wrong with you?" liberation. All things will be taken care of and you He said, "Nothing." shall be covered. You cater to that bank manager.