1. Becoming an Astronaut (through the
private sector)

2. Get a pilot’s license

3. How to accomplish this
• Go to college level aviation program and get
certified.

4. Work my way through Boeing
• Work my way through the ranks and get a
position at Boeing Defense, Space & Security
(or BDS).
Exciting
Offices

5. How I accomplish this
Study aerospace engineering at a good college.
then work my way through the ranks Jack
Donaghy style.

6. Get a government contract to build a
space shuttle

7. How to accomplish this
During the cold war getting government
contracts was fairly easy because congress was
paranoid about losing the space race to the
Soviet Union.
So I need to create a new space race, I will
accomplish this by hiring lobbyists and creating
some new threat based on whatever rogue
regime is present at the time.

8. Build the space shuttle

9. How to accomplish this
Hopefully at this point I will have a managerial
position and not have to take part in the actual
design. I will stand around look like I’m working
and criticize the designs of my employees.
If I’m not in a managerial position I will have to
work for some jerk who is never helping the
process and only exists to criticize my work.

10. Go to space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. How to accomplish this
• Insist on going on the space flight or threaten
to quit the company if they don’t agree
(hopefully at that point I will be valuable to
the company).

12. Dream accomplished!!