A Presentation of a selection of humor and jokes for students. Each joke is accompanied by a life lesson of good moral values. For the video with audio narration and explanation in English, please check out the Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwUUvw60lTk

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Ha! Ha! HA!
A Selection Of Funny Jokes

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# 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
We must be polite and not insult
others with rude speech.

4. A little kindergarten girl is saying her prayers before
going to bed : “Oh God, please make Teluk Intan the
Capital of Malaysia !”
Mother : Honey, why are you praying in this strange
way ?
Little Girl : For my test this morning, I wrote ‘Teluk
Intan’ as the Capital of Malaysia !
‘God helps those who help themselves’.
For success you must be diligent .

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Mr Boh Tau Sin was asked by his
doctor to stick out his tongue and
say ‘Ah’. When the doctor looked
at his tongue, he commented, ‘It
looks ok but why the postage
stamp?’
“ Oh,” Mr Boh exclaimed. “So
that’s where I left the stamp!’
It is important to practice
mindfulness - always attentive and
aware of what you are doing.

6. Ah Gong told Ah Chuah,
“My father left me 1
million dollars upon his
death. Ah Chuah said,
“That’s nothing! When
my father died,
he left the Earth!”
‘Pride Goes Before A Fall’.
Do not brag or boast.
Nobody likes a person
who is proud
and likes to boast.
Be humble.

7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Primary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
teacher made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note,
'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
You must be honest. You must not be
greedy. Always practice good morality.

8. Yesterday Helen slapped
the guide in the Art
Gallery. When she asked
the guide, “How much is
that horrible-looking
picture?” The guide
replied, “It isn’t a picture.
It’s a mirror!”
You must be careful of
your speech. Think
before you speak. Your
words can cause a
person to be angry

9. Yesterday Pai See, a teenage boy spilled a
whole bottle of ink on the new expensive
carpet in his house. When his mother
reprimanded him on his carelessness,
he got the cheek to say, “Mother,
you shouldn’t be so upset. The bottle of ink
wouldn’t cause a lot. Don’t be so miserly!”
Do not be ill-
mannered. Do not try
to act smart when
you make a mistake.
Apologize sincerely.

10. When the teacher asked
Ah Kow, “What is your
father?”, he answered,
“My father is a man.”
When Ai Khoon was
asked, “How did you
sleep last night?”
he answered,
“As usual, lying down.”
One who has not learnt
well will not be able to
answer questions
correctly or intelligently.

11. These days it’s
very difficult to
find a true friend.
My classmate
Eddy told me,
“When you need a
friend, text me.
When you need a
laugh, it's a call
away. Need
money.... I am not
reachable!”
‘A friend in need is a friend indeed.’
Make sure you find friends who have good qualities: helpful,
kind, honest, trustworthy and morally upright.

12. There was once a a
conversation between 2 ladies.
1st Lady: My son is a marvelous
doctor. You absolutely must go
and see him.
2nd Lady: But there’s nothing
wrong with me.
1st Lady: Oh, he’s such an
outstanding doctor that even
though you have nothing
wrong, he’ll find something
wrong with you!”
Beware! There are people who are
dishonest, unethical, money-minded –
they deceive and cheat
for their own personal gain.

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Mr Jones is not only greedy but he is
also shameless. He has the habit of
taking items from his hotel room that
he is not supposed to. One day he will
regret this. He once told me that he
has changed his name to Hilton to
match the name on the large towel
he is now using at home.
People who are shameless and
not fearful of doing a moral wrong
will pay a price one day - he will
suffer for his actions.
Be honest; do not be greedy.

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A drunken man can do really stupid things.
Mr. Mah Bok, drunk,
drove his car back to his home garage.
When he looked inside, he blinked, turned his car around
and drove to the police station. ‘Sergeant,’ he gasped, ‘
my car’s been stolen!’
Beware of the dangers of intoxicants.
Drinking liquor or taking drugs is
very harmful to the body and mind. It
is also a breaking of a moral precept.

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Some people try to bluff their way
through in their jobs. A tourist guide
at a museum in Italy pointed out to us
a skull and told us that it belonged to
the Emperor Nero. When I asked him
about the smaller skull beside it, he
said, “Oh, that is the skull of Nero
when he was a young man!”
You must not lie, deceive
or cheat. Sooner or later it
will be found out. You will
lose the trust of others.
Also you are breaking a
moral precept.

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Some patients can be very dumb! When
a doctor told a patient that his (the
patient’s) left leg pain was due to old
age, he told the doctor off, “Doctor, you
are wrong. My right leg is of the same
age as my left and it’s perfectly alright!”
Those who are ignorant can
make fools of themselves
through what they utter.
Be well-educated.

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It’s terrible when one is not attentive.
Yesterday, Mrs. Muthu said, “When my husband who is
49 years old, was reading the newspaper, I asked him,
‘Darling, do you remember 25 years ago
you asked me to marry you?’
And he replied, “Ah yes, and did you?”
When one is unmindful
or not attentive, he can
act or speak in the most
stupid way.
People would not
think well of him.

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The End
Funny Jokes can impart
a Life Lesson or two.
Good Jokes also ‘Edutain’,
and that’s very true.
With Metta,
Bro. Oh Teik Bin