Joe Willington tests an experimental teleporter created by Eli and Kleiner but it malfunctions, transporting him to an apocalyptic future overrun by mutants. The mutants have brought Joe to the future to kill him and take over the world. In the next issue, it remains unknown whether Joe will be killed by the mutants or if he can find a way to return to the past and prevent the apocalyptic future from occurring.

1. The adventures of Joe Willington Created by Andrew Wilson Made using Garry's mod Issue #3

2. This is radio 16, we have landed and passenger is doing fine repeat passenger is doing fine. Page 1/20 *cough* yes doing fine my ass! Worst *cough* airline ive ever been with, damn you *cough* to hell Thomas cook!

3. Page 2/20 Kleiner! You old idiot! How was your flight? Uncomfortable and oxygen starvating. Now how's the lab? Oh not bad, the teleport needs a bit more work though. You mean its still not working! Christ we need to change electric company!

4. Welcome back to the labs Kleiner! Page 3/20 Uh huh, it looks great! same old shithole. Welcome back to the labs sir! Hello again roger! One day when he dies, his teeth are mine!

5. I see your low on staff Eli. The teleport looks ok though. Page 4/20 Well its got a 95% danger level and nobody's stupid enough to try it. I mean who is such a dumbass to try it? Even someone who's brain-dead would be suspicious. Oh don’t worry Eli. I know EXACTLY who to hire for the job. Hehehehe. Cool. But you’ve got to stop with the maniac laughs.

6. I don’t believe it! I'm finally going to get to see doctor Kleiner again! He wants me to be the first to test out the teleport! He even only made me fill out 12 “my family will not sue or charge if something goes wrong” contracts. What a nice guy! Page 5/20

7. Page 6/20 Hmm, no one at reception, might as well just… Rise and shine! Mr. Willington! Rise and shine! I'm afraid your hour, has come again. Normally I wouldn’t… Hi! Im here to test the teleport, raid the girls locker room all that stuff.

8. You see Willington, your life is special. You are the only one who can save the world! I will keep an eye on you, and prepare yourself for issue #5. Yes, I know. Dilbert gets more boring every day huh? And I’ve already saved the world. What's your name anyway? Just call me the G-man. You are in great danger today, I just leave you with these 3 words: smell…the…ashes! Page 7/20

9. Man it sure is going to be good to see this Eli guy as well! Page 8/20 Idiot.

10. Yay! Kleiner! I missed you! Did you miss me? I missed you loads! Page 9/20 Now Yellington… Willington. Whatever, were going to teleport you into the furniture room. It shouldn’t do anything else. Err…yes I missed you as much as…moles. Alright! I've been looking for a new couch!

11. Page 10/20 Well Joe are you afraid in anyway? I don’t know… Maybe it’s the giant dodgy looking cannon or that you look like you want to run as soon as this thing starts. Oh just press the button.

12. Page 11/20 Wow this is really warm! Sure is realistic teleport! It almost looks and feels like im being submerged in atom bomb radiation! Its not! Were ripping the entire space time continuum!!! Why are you holding your hands nearer to the light of the cannon!?! It costs $20 for a tan where I live.

13. Page 12/20 Great, I haven't travelled anywhere! Lousy thieving bastards! I mean jeez! What's with all the smell of rotting mutated flesh?

14. Page 13/20 and what's with all the death? No, the teleport must have caused an two-dimensional crash and our universe collided with another causing aliens to arrive!

15. Page 14/20 *beep* *beep* Nah that’s crazy talk. Now where is that guy with my coffee? Hmm, it looks like he left me a present… *beep* beep*

16. Page 15/20 Hey! Help me! Do you know how to defuse a bomb? Kleiner! I hope that I get my coffee now! Are we going on that rollercoaster? What? I've never seen you before in my life! Now hurry up and defuse that damn thing! Alright! Time for some first person bomb defuse!

17. Page 16/20 *beep* *beep* Lets see. This metal box is the trigger device, and that clock is the timer. Better leave that. Those wires should stay put for know… The dynamite is very sensitive, and will blow if these wires are disturbed. Yes! I know what to do! All you need to do is…

18. we interrupt this comic to give you a special report! We are know going to tell you the names of many good people that I know that come randomly from my head! Of course I cant give their second names!!! Well enjoy… Peter Jamie Marcus Jake Jack Jack Jack Isabelle Iain ( the fool ) Tom Tom Katie ( I guess ) Jason Luke Evan Mike Mike David David David As you can plainly see I have quite a large list of names. And yes you are probably thinking: “okay screw this, just get back to the cheesy comic”. Well if you don’t learn to respect im human, then well you… You know im just going back to the comic… Lousy scumbags I would rip them if I could, why I outer… Page 17/20 (interrupted)

19. Page 18/20 Yes! The fire has done it! Okay rolling out of first person… Now where am i? and where is that damn kid with my coffee! Huh? Who are those creatures there?

20. Page 19/20 ~Well well, we are in the presence of the chosen one. This time we will win the war. We will take the world!~ Wait that means, I don’t get my coffee! WHY DOES NOTHING GO MY WAY!!! And also…my god, how are you still alive? It’s the combine! The ones that I created by blowing up that damn nuclear plant! I have travelled back in time!!! awwww buts, and I wanted that coffee so bad. ~no Joe, WE travelled you back. We shall kill you at the buildings, and you will watch as we murder you. THIS TIME, THE WORLD IS OURS! THE WORLD SHALL BELONG TO US! MUHAHAHA!!!~

21. Wow, will Joe be killed and the mutants win the war? And joe shall have to watch himself die, how cruel. But what will happen? All on next issue! Expected release date: 28/12/08, as a special Christmas issue. We will have a spot the frog contest.  Created by: Andrew Wilson Made using: Garry's mod Available on steam for $9.95 or £5.00.