Joe Biden has had an illustrious career in public service spanning over 40 years, beginning with his election to the Senate at age 29 where he became known for his compassion and working class roots. Despite immense personal tragedy, Biden found love again with his wife Jill and went on to serve as Vice President under Obama, advising him wisely and debating political opponents unflinchingly with his signature charm and wit. Biden remains a beloved figure for his decency, humor and devotion to America.

1. Datzzz him >>>>
BEST VPOTUS
EVARRR >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Infinitely cooler than Al Gore >>>>>>>
(or like anyone else ever)
The History of
Joe Biden
(a slideshow duh)
a.k.a. Uncle Joe, Joey, Joey B, Diamond
Joe Biden, Old Handsome Joe, VPOTUS

2. Childhood
• Joey Biden had a pretty
badass childhood, sliding
under dump trucks, and DAWWW he is so
hanging from beams 50 feet cute
above the ground and all
that.
• He had a stutter, but he
totally overcame that,
because NOTHING gets in
the way of Diamond Joe
Biden
Oh, yeah, and he’s from
SCRANTON PENNSYLANIA. This pic was probs taken
Remember that because he will at Catholic skool –
catholic kids HOLLA
NEVER LET YOU FORGET THAT.

3. His College Yearzz
Went to the Went to law
University of school at
Delaware, Syracuse
where his with family
sexy lady (his then
wife Jill went wife Neila
(GO and his
BLUEHENS) adorable
kidz) need proof of
how adorable?
NEXT SLIDE
Ermahgerd he is so hot can’t deal
with all these feelings

4. THIS ADORABLE
So Joe decided to run for the US Senate against a heavily favored
Republican incumbent in 1972, and the whole state of Delaware seeing how
awesomely awesome Joe and his family was totally voted him in at AGE
TWENTY NINE. One of the youngest elected senators ever, y’all. So
obviously his life was perfect and happily ever after, BUT NOOOOO

5. SUPER SAD LIFE STORY
Just after And he took the
being elected to Amtrak to the
the Senate, his Senate every day
wife and in the morning and
newborn came back every
day to spend time
daughter died in
with his sons
a car accident,
and both his He doesn’t work
sons were in the on December
hospital for 18th, in
months…he even remembrance of
swore into the his wife and
Senate at their daughter
bedsides
Seriously tragic :’( You wouldn’t even wish this on your :’( So sad
worst enemy

6. BUT JOE BIDEN DOESN’T
STAY DOWN FOR LONG Y’ALL
• Joe’s bro
introduced him to
the very fetching
Jill Jacobs (now
known as DR. Jill
Biden), who after
their first date,
called her mom at
one in the morning
and said “Mom, I
think I’ve finally
Dammm dat smile
met a gentleman.”
Ladies/women/sexy beasts, admit it,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^TOP THAT Joe Biden is the man of our dreamz.
LOVE STORY, Taylor Swift!!

7. They married in 1975, and here is a slide full
of just how fucking cute they are

8. Joe then proceeded to have one of the
most badass senate careers in all of
history Elected to seven terms
THAT IS A WHOLE
15th longest HECKUVA LOT OF
serving Senator in SENATORING
history
May 1999: youngest
Wrote and sponsored senator to cast
VAWA, because women 10,000 votes
are DA BEST
Basically 2000000x
“Borked” the more competent than
SCOTUS nomination his combover
of official crazy
person Robert Bork,
saving us decades of
judicial stupidity
Served as the Chairman of the Judiciary AND
THEN the Foreign Affairs Commitees, two VERY Definitely beat out this^^^^
loooooser’s senate career
super duper special Senate committees

9. AND THEN HE BECAME VPOTUS
Obama picked him, And threw
and while O got out an f bomb
on national
pretty pissed that television
Joe could never signing the
shut up, they health care
obviously soon bill (I was
watching in
became BFF’s history class
it was
awesome I
tell you)
The White House tumblr
even tagged one of their
posts “5eva” because DUH
THAT’S HOW TIGHT
THEY ARE (and whatever
And was on Parks and Rec I LOVE interns run the WH
YOU LESLIE KNOPE tumblr, you are da best

10. And in O’s darkest moment…Joe declared,
“MALARKEY!!!”
And schooled that 5 year old woman hating punk Paul Ryan back to the old school
with 90 minutes of smiling, laughing, and generally badass Irish-isms, while little
Paul could only drink like a gallon of water in response

11. So basically Joe saved the day (and the
campaign) from the clutches of those gross
old rich guys so he could continue blessing us
all with his VPOTUS attitude

12. THANKS JOE WE
LOVE YOU
NO SRSLY
CALL US