2. INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
We begin inside HP Massacre, which is a film within a
film as Christopher and Cyndi are crouching in the
corridor, while Dan watches it unfold from his computer
screen.
Christopher
(Breathing heavily)
Cindy we need to get to the bottom
floor…that’s the only way out.
They begin to walk towards the staircase.
Dan yawns and slowly begins to fall asleep.
Fade out.
Fade In
INT. SCHOOL CORRIDOR - NIGHT
Dan awakens to find that he is the middle of a corridor
with HP Massacre written in 3D text.
Dan
(Confused)
NO FRICKEN WAY…it can’t be…
He pats himself down and looks around.
Christopher is running then he suddenly bumps into
Dan dropping them both to the ground.
Christopher
(Distressed)
Aaah my wrist
Dan
(sarcastically)
3. Well, I'm sorry for
blocking your way…
He looks at him briefly.
Christopher?
Christopher
(Confused)
Dude how the hell do you
know my name?
Dan
Christopher…no way, I…I…I
can’t believe it’s you.
Christopher
First of all, who are you?
And secondly why are you
not running!
Dan
My names Dan and basically
1 minute I'm in my media
class then next thing I'm
in a movie.
Christopher
This is a movie! Well that
explains a lot…anyway we
need to find my friend
Cindy, we got split up.
Clackson sound
OH SHIT, you know what that means
Dan and Christopher
Victor Hemz…
Dan
I think we should get moving. I know
this film of by heart and I think I
know where Cindy is. Ill get both of
you through this film alive.
Fade Out
4. FADE IN
INT. SECOND FLOOR - NIGHT
Dan and Christopher have gone up to the second floor to
find Cindy.
Christopher
So you're telling me that
you know this film off by
heart?
Dan
Ye pretty much.
Christopher
(Sarcastically)
Great, I presume you know if I live or die?
Dan
Ya I don’t think you want to know…Right I think she’s
in here.
Dan opens the storage cabinet.
Cindy stands up.
Cindy
You sure took your time. And who's he.
Christopher
That’s Dan and he's our best chance of
getting out of here alive.
Dan
Well as I was saying you originally die at the end.
Christopher
(Confused)
5. Wait what!
Clackson Sound
Christopher
(Panicking)
Ok Dan, what’s the plan?
Dan
All right here me out; victor is like
all movie killers…
Fade Out
FADE IN
INT. SECOND FLOOR CORRIDOR. NIGHT
Dan and Cindy wait nervously for Victor Hemz so their
plan can unfold.
Dan
So…how you doing?
Cindy
(Serious)
I don't like you.
Dan
Typical Final girl
Cindy
What!
Clackson Sound
Dan
(Hesitant)
Right remember the plan.
We don't split up no
matter what.
6. Cindy
For some reason I had the
idea that we should
investigate, but your
idea sounds way better.
Victor runs round the corner holding a Baseball bat.
Victor
(Dark)
Grrrr
Dan
RUUUUUUUUN…
Cindy
Why are we running like this?
Dan
It’s slow motion.
Fade To
FADE IN
INT. sports hall - night
Christopher is waiting in the school hall for the all
clear from Dan and Cindy.
Christopher
(Confused)
Where are they!
Christopher is holding a rope.
Dan and Cindy Run into the sports hall followed by
Victor.
Dan
Here comes the intense music.
Victor
7. Get over here.
Victor grabs Dan and throws him across the sports hall.
Dan
(Screaming)
Aaah *holds his ribs*, SHIT.
Victor stumbles over the rope that has been laid out.
Christopher
(Pumped)
Gotcha.
Victor gets up slowly and shakes it off.
Victor
Grrrrr
Christopher and Cindy
(Surprised)
OH SHIT…
Christopher
Cindy head down stairs,
I’ll hold him off.
Cindy
(Angry)
Have you completely lost
your mind, I'm not
leaving you.
Christopher
Cindy it’s the only way,
just do it will be
together again soon.
Kisses her.
Cindy Runs towards the staircase.
8. Christopher
I’m going to regret this.
Runs at victor.
Clackson Sound
Victor hits Christopher with his baseball bat.
Killer drops the bat.
Victor
(Creepily)
I’m coming.
Christopher picks up the bat.
Fade To
Fade In
INT. STAIRCASE - NIGHT
Cindy is looking for an escape route out of the
building with Victor Hemz approaching behind.
Cindy attempts to open the door.
Cindy
(Panicking)
Oh no, no, nooo. Not now.
Clackson Sound
Victor
You're going to die now.
Just like your friends.
Dan and Christopher
HEY VICTOR…
9. Victor
huh!
Dan takes a swing at victor and hits his mask off.
Cindy
Takes a deep breathe.
Christopher
I told you I’d come back for you.
Dan hugs Cindy.
Dan
Here come the end credits
Christopher
We couldn’t thank you enough for
helping us out.
Cindy
And I'm sorry about earlier, you're a
pretty cool guy.
Dan
No Worries…
Flash
Fade Out
Fade IN
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
Dan is now back at school and what he thinks is the
real world.
Dan
At least things are back to normal
now.
10. Opens the classroom door to exit.
HP MASSACRE 2…
Clackson Sound
END
Fade Out
SCENE INDEX
Fade IN 2
FADE IN 4
INT. Second floor - night 4
FADE IN 5
INT. second floor corridor. Night 5
FADE IN 5
INT. sports hall - night 5
Fade IN 7
INT. Staircase - NIGHT 7