Facebook has over 1.3 billion users who spend an average of 18 minutes per visit. However, recent studies suggest that excessive browsing of Facebook can make users unhappy. The article explores possible reasons why this may be the case, such as feelings of envy from viewing curated profiles that highlight others' seemingly perfect lives. It also notes that Facebook fulfills basic human needs for social contact but that its effects are not entirely positive. The text provides a linguistic analysis of the article and reflects on learning from the exercise.