What would it be if celebrities write book? This presentation scores more towards the humor side

1. IF CELEBRITIES WERE
AUTHORS, WHAT WOULD
THEY WRITE ABOUT?

2.  Introduction
 How To Enter Bollywood
 How not to get roles
 How to be in the Lime-Light
 101 ways to become Casanova
 Operation Milaap
 How to get away with crime
 How to get rich quickly
 Conclusion
OVERVIEW

3.  Bollywood stars are working at their best to entertain us
viewers.
 These stars are always into some controversies and trying out
new things.
 Some of the Actors are all rounder's; they act, direct even sing
at times.
 What if someday they start writing book for us?
INTRODUCTION

4.  Be Salman Khan’s Friend.
 Start singing through your
nose.
 Come into controversies.
 Leave Salman Khan.
 Direct a few movies.
 Act in your directed movies.
 Have attitude.
HOW TO ENTER BOLLYWOOD
Himesh Reshammiya

5. Abhishek Bachchan
 Be Amitabh Bachan’s son.
 Take Roles that are either
gayish or ones where you
have to act drunk.
 Note – Being Aishwarya Rai
Bachan wont get you an
entry into Hollywood.
HOW NOT TO GET ROLES

6.  Do loads of surgeries.
 Change every part of your body.
 Perform various item songs with
raunchy clothes.
 Blame some singer for sexual
harassment.
 Slap boyfriend in front of media on
valentine’s day.
 Call the name of “Jejus” for every
deed she does.
 Get married on a reality show and
divorced on another reality show.
HOW TO BE IN THE LIME-LIGHT
Rakhi Sawant

7. Ranveer Singh
 Get linked with the hottest
female co-stars in bollywood.
 Create rumors of a link up
with leggy lassy Deepika
Padukone.
 Be best buds with Anushka
Sharma & Arjun Kapoor.
 To top it all, feature in
condom advertisements.
101 WAYS TO BECOME A CASANOVA

8. Sania Mirza
 Play for the Indian Tennis Team.
 Win lot of awards for India.
 Marry a sports person from
Pakistan.
 Get thrown out of Indian Sports
Team.
 Get harassed by the media.
 Clear the problem on Kapil’s
Show.
OPERATION MILAAP

9. Salman Khan
 Kill a blackbuck during a shoot.
 Drink, drive and kill people
(accidently)
 Open up NGO named Being
Human.
 Support distressed people.
 Give checks of huge amount to
poor people.
 Gain sympathy and get away
easily.
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH CRIME

10. Govinda
 Meet with an accident in
front of a rich female’s car.
 Fall in love with her.
 Sing few duets with her.
 Be in the good books of
your father in-law!
 Make your way into being
live-in Son-in-Law.
HOW TO GET RICH QUICKLY

11. If these actors really make an attempt to further
entertain us by writing such books as mentioned, it
would be hilarious enough to read.
On a sarcastic note, while writing they might realize
where they need to improve be it as a person or an
actor.
CONCLUSION