This document describes a machine that lives in the cloud and mobile networks, was created in China in 2011, and can see, sense and respond. It consumes and produces multimedia data, and can syndicate, mash, cooperate and communicate. However, it contributes to fragmentation and has an proprietary API rather than a friendly UI. It questions where its data will be stored, how humans will find and control it, whether it is compatible with other machines, and who will make apps to control it.