A highly successful HR manager died and was sent to the pearly gates, where St. Peter told her she must spend a day in hell and a day in heaven before choosing where to spend eternity. In hell, she enjoyed golfing with friends and a nice dinner. In heaven, she relaxed on clouds and played music. When asked to choose, she picked hell. However, when she returned to hell, she found her friends miserable amidst garbage instead of the country club from before. The Devil explained that yesterday they were recruiting her, but today she was staff.

1. A highly successful Human Resources
Manager was tragically knocked down by
a bus and killed. Her soul arrived at the
Pearly Gates, where St. Peter welcomed
her:

2. Oh, I see, Can't you
just let me in?
Before you get settled in, We
have a little problem... you
see, we've never had a Human
Resources Manager make it
this far before and we're not
really sure what to do with
you.

3. Well, I'd like to, But I have higher
orders. We're instructed to let you
have a day in hell and a day in
heaven, and then you are to
choose where you'd like to go for
all eternity.
Actually, I think I'd
prefer heaven

4. Sorry, we have rules...

5. As the doors opened in hell she stepped out onto a beautiful golf course.
In the distance was a country club; around her were many friends - past
fellow executives, all smartly dressed, happy, and cheering for her. They
ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.
They played a perfect round of golf and afterwards went to the country
club where she enjoyed a superb steak and lobster dinner. She met the
Devil, who was actually rather nice, and she had a wonderful night telling
jokes and dancing. Before she knew it, it was time to leave; everyone
shook her hand and waved goodbye as she stepped into the elevator. The
elevator went back up to heaven where St. Peter was waiting for her .

6. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and
playing the harp and singing, which was almost as enjoyable as her
day in hell. At the day's end St Peter returned.
Now it's
time to
spend a
day in
heaven

7. The woman thought for a second and replied, "Well, heaven is
certainly lovely, but I actually had a better time in hell. I choose hell.
You've spent a day in hell and
you've spent a day in heaven.
You must choose between the
two."

8. Accordingly, St. Peter took her to the elevator again and she
went back down to hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself
standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and
filth. She saw her friends dressed in rags, picking up
rubbish and putting it in old sacks.
I don't understand, Yesterday I was here,
and there was a golf course, and a country
club, and we ate lobster, and we danced
and had a wonderful happy time. Now all
there's just a dirty wasteland of garbage
and all my friends look miserable.

9. The Devil looked at her and smiled..
Yesterday we were
recruiting you,
today you're staff

10. The Devil looked at her and smiled..
Yesterday we were
recruiting you,
today you're staff