The narrator, a wealthy man with 35 wives, decides to take a beach vacation to Acapulco, Mexico with his friend and business partner Gracia to relax. They enjoy activities like banana boat rides and jumping off cliffs into the sea. However, their vacation is cut short when Gracia is bitten by a shark and loses part of her leg. While the narrator remains upbeat about the incident, they return home earlier than planned so Gracia can receive medical treatment.

1. The beach adventure

2. First, I was sitting at the porch of my mansion watching my horses running all over my courtyard and I said to my self…

3. Hey! Let’s go to the beach! Earning three thousand million dollars an hour causes stress and I think that my 35 wives and I deserve a break, and summer is the perfect opportunity to do it.

4. I made a few calls and my jet arrived in two or three minutes

5. Of course I couldn’t leave my best friend and successfully business woman, Gracia, who always make pretty clothes and designs for me.

6. This time she took with her a beautiful bikini and gave me a nice leopard bathsuit.

7. I didn’t know the place where we could spend the summer vacation, so, I decided to let Gracia choose.

8. She was tired of being in several countries and expensive hotels, so, she chose Acapulco!

9. I didn’t agree with her for a moment but… It was a good option after all, so we bought the suntan and the sunglasses and we enjoyed the “banana ride”, the jump from “la quebrada” which is a very high hill that comes down to the sea.

10. We had a great time and the ride over the shoulders of my dark skin servants was a nice experience, even though one of them felt down to a very ugly hill, ups.

11. Gracia was bitten by a shark…mmhh that was not really the best part of this trip but come on! she’s got two legs, she can still be happy with only one of them.

12. My wives were already tired of the warmth and Gracia was not feeling good after the attack, so, I had to leave my yacht and the party for a better moment.

13. However, we spent a very funny time at the beach and I bought the full town because I liked it a lot, so, like Arnold Swhateverhislastnameiseger said in the Terminator movie: I’ll be back … Take care, enjoy my story!