The document lists various tools that would be needed to be a happy web developer including tools for mockups (Axure), desktop interfaces (Foundation), mobile interfaces (Material Design), prototyping (Pinegrow), coding (TypeScript, AngularJS), managing dependencies (Bower), scaffolding (Yeoman), automating (Grunt), testing (Protractor), mocking APIs (apimocker), versioning (Git), continuous integration (Jenkins), editing (sublime, WebStorm), and relaxing with wine at the end of the day.