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1. Dear Samsung,
If You Design A Phone For Human
Why Don’t You Show Some Humanity While Pricing It …
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“Aur beta, kya kar rahe ho aajkal?”
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“Bass isi question se bach raha hun, aunty. 8-P
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“Knowledge”
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
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Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain
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My GIRLFRIEND Asked Me ? Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes I Really Miss her.. :P
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What is WILLPOWER ::
It is When you see 30
Notification, 20 grls
Msgs and 10 items
requests?..:o
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And still you Click
?LOGOUT?and?Stu dy??
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“2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli 20 sal ek 7 jail me guzarne k bad jb 2no riha hui to dono ne
muskurate hue kaha:
“Chalo ab baqi baten ghr phnch kr krte hyn” ;
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Serious question
If Harry Potter has magical power…
Why the hell he needs to wear glasses?
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Intresting confusions;-
1.kya aap paani k andar ro sakty hain?
2. kya fish ko piyaas lagti hai?

4. 3. birds sotay huye tree sy girte kyun nahi?
4. ELFI apni bottle sy kyun nahi chipakti?
5. ‘I LOVE U’ sawal nahi to phir hamesha iska jawab kyun maanga jaata hai?
Do you have any idea???
Rply.. |D <:O ;}
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
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if you tried to think other than pilot you are racist;)
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Q : What’s the difference between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears??

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A Classic Answer..
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Mother’s tears “EFFECT Our HEART”
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Girlfriend’s tears “EFFECT Our POCKET”….xD :P
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What is the fastest thing we type?
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6. “OUR PASSWORD”
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| Answer Them If You Can |
> Why doesnt Tarzan have beard?
> Why is there light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> Why do pple pay to go up tall building, & thn put money in Binocular to look at things on the
ground?
> Why do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle little star & A B C D have da same rythm?
Stop singing and read on….
> If corn oil is made from Corn, and vegetable oil is made from Vegetables, then what is Baby oil
made from?
> Does pushing the Elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Million Dollar Question…
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Aj kal ki Larkia MAKE-UP Ziada kerti hain Ya BREAK-up.?.?.? <-;
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BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER -
Question-What do you do after india wins the football world cup ?
Answer.
Switch off the playstation :P
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Similarity between Facebook ‘n Jail
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In Both the Cases you Sit ‘n Waste time
n’ Write on Walls.. !!
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What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
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100% Attendance … =P =D
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What would happen if women ruled the world?
There would be no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other… ;->
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Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
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ir: What do u know about chemistry?
Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin,
Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin… ;-)
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What is more useful after it is broken?

9. An egg
Which is the most shocking city?
Electri-city
Name two things u can never eat before breakfast?
Dinner & Lunch
How many gr8 men were born in Pakistan?
None, only babies were born.
If ur clock strikes 13, what times it is?
Time to buy a new clock ;->
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Most Dangerous P.J. ever-
( Warning- Read at ur own risk, b careful )
Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali jaye toh usse kya kahenge..?
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“USB”;->
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Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.
Answer: It’s When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk… :-)
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The answer to d toughest question
ever is here!!
wen do u know U r in LOVE…..

10. U know U r in LOVE
wen U start looking for the
cheapest mobile plan :p :p :p
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:’ WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university’:’
-: how to yawn without opening mouth :- how to sleep with eyes open -: how to believe that this
lecture will end soon :- how to control our anger for lecturer . . . .
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Question:
Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai
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Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.
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Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi thay.
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How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
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11. Q – what’s the definition of women?
Ans – someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won’t sit
because of lack of time !! :-);-)
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink….
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Who is the leader of ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because frog is MAINDUCK
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Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan her Larki shadi shuda kehlati hai??
Socho
Nahe pata
Chalo hum batate hain
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“MIANWALI”
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Q. Who is the laziest person in the world ?
A. Who invented the “SNOOZE” option in alarm… ;->
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Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

12. Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
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Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .
But why ?
Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?
Because jo jeeta wohi “Sikandar”…=P;->
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ek aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
“Sultan” kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ‘Sultan’ Us ka Naam tha :-D
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How To Become a GENIUS?
*some text missing*
Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS. ;-> =D
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