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1. “On this 1st april dont forget to make fool your friends. We have april fools jokes, april fool''s
day tricks, best april fools pranks, funny & great april fools day ideas.”
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“Plz call me
its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya ha
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz manna mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega..”
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“The time since I have met you
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.
So if you dont mind..
Can I sell you?”
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“Fact1: U can not touch
your lower lip with ur tounge

2. Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.”
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“When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.”
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“I am your girlfriend:
Smart
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.”

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“You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world
Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.”
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“Dost Pathan se
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k sath!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to hum bola
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL..!”
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“This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.”

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“FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
you are the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL''s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL''s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL -”
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“The Day Has Come....
When the whole world is CELEBRETING....
Your NAME.
Your FAME.
Your PERSONALITY.
Your THOUGHS.
Your VIEWS.
After all it''s your
day.......
Fools Day !!!.”

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“Fool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kr to dekhiye...
dikha kya???
nahi dikha na???
are fool ye april ka fool ha jo tumhe fool bana gaya
hehehe”
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“please call me urgent..
janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon pahle april fool bana de.”
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“FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
you are the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL''s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL''s DAY

6. HAPPY APRIL FOOL -”
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“If today any one talks & praises you for your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.”
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“Khud ki bekhudi me jo justju hoti hai
Wo hamary qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai.
Mere jamaal se tumhara khumar chala jayega
Aur ye Scrap tumko kabhi bhi samajh nahi ayega.
Apun asay hi.
APRIL FOOL banyga.”
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“A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!”
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“True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,

7. You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.”
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“If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything,
I''ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.”
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“I Miss u a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don''t get excited. She sent It to me."”
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“I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet
word to you.
Pay The Bill !!!!”
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“Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,

8. for Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
your''s Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"”
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“This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat.
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat.
for cat, 20 cat, 2nds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.”
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“When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.”
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