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1. “A month before exams…we refer to foreign authors. 2 days before exams…. We refer to local
authors. on the day of exam… We become authors…. “sirf heading bata de baki me khud likh lon
ga”
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Father: Why did you get such a
low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the
day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,

2. Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
(Exam song by Munna bhai )
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lover Ne Kaha Exam Me “5th Ans Btao!”
lover Ne Kaha Exam Me”5th Ans Btao!”
Maine Kaha..
Melody Khao Or Khud Jaan Jao :-!
(funny exam)
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Ocean level syllabus.
Mountain level teaching.
Bucket level we study.
Mug level we answer.
Marks comes in drops.
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A last ball six

3. A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.
thats why
""WE""
r stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam:-)
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In Exams…
Students Ka Naara
Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai
Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay
Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega
Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay
(Students Ka Naara)
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May ur exams be like the pieces of chocolate cake,
Very easy and satisfying and tasting morvelous.
Alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck.
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Two Reasons To Give
Exam …

4. 1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .
2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You … =P =D
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Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay
hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also
believe, Best wishes for your exam.
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The only thing we learn in classes during serious lectures is.. . . . . . . typin msgs widout looking at
dphone.!! :-P
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It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!
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Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot

5. Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the Best!
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Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
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two days b4 the exam:
we refer to foreign authors
one day b4 the exam:
local authors……
on the day of exam :
v r the authors hahahaha
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6. Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Waah ! Waah !
Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Exams is near and our basic concepts r not clear…!
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Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
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Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye
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Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.

7. 1.GUNGA
2.ANDHA
3.BEHRA
INTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.
Newton's 5th Law
(Exam Law):
"Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases
When The Number Of Girls
In The Exam Hall Increases."
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The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to
conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest

8. or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
.
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
.
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain
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Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
.
.
.
.
.
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Dua hai FACE BOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye

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What Is The Height Of Honesty?
Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening The Chit
Memorizing The Answer
And Writing It Without Seeing…
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Boys try their best to pass the exams.
But most of the time their efforts ruined
Because of girls.
Girls work hard to spoil the boys
So they can not pass even this year.
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Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain
Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote Hain
Rehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say Door
Sala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain
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Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??

10. Here Are Some TIPS :
> Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am.... :O
> Drink Tea Or Coffe....:O
> Go To Your Class At 6 Am.... :O
And
Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!! ;)
So, You Are 1st In Class..!! :P
Think Different !!
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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,

11. the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

12. But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
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"Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth
but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...
Dhoke-Baaz:-D
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Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain.
.
Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm ?
Ab humain aisy papers chahien.
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Total marks.50
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Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1.Tery mast mast_____ nain.
(3,5,2)

13. 2.______badnaam hoi darling tery ley.
muni,kaki,bachi
.
3.Maa ka laadla ______gaya.
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4.Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty.
(Kala,Laal,Peela)
.
5.Tum_____aye.
Pass,ghar,yaad
.
New pattern Farwad to all teachers.
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
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Relations are not examination to "pass" or "Fail" not to compitation to "win" or "Lose" its
feelings in wich you carefor some one more than yourself.
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Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or
qayamat tak kahengay ?

14. A:"buss kal se parhai start karunga'':-D
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2 Friends Exam k baad
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Matlab tu paper ke k aya hai.
2nd:
Nai yar sath wali larki pas Calculator dekha tha.
Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai,
Jane Zalim Ne Kis Baat Ka Bura Mana Hai,
Mein Jo Ziddi Hoon Tu Wo Bhi Hai Ana Ka Qaidi,
Mere Kehne Per Kahan Us Ne Chale Aa Na Hai
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Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is
needed - Result is always fail! :D

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Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is
needed - Result is always fail! :D
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To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams" Bcoz, it Teaches how 2 Manage
"Time" & TackLe "Emergencies"! Think Different
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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho
jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
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Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay
hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He
Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P